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Brian The Magnificent
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- from Donaghmede
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- Last active: 6/5/06
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- Me, Myself, and I
- A long long time ago, a boy was born that would change the world forever. His name was Jesus but now theres a new kid in town. His name is Brian. Many rumours have been circulated about Brian and his private life. Some say hes seven feet tall with hair like the fires of hell. Some say that instead of a mouth hes got five arses and that he has no eyebrows except for tuesdays. They are wrong. Brian, in his present form, is a scantily clad backgarden ornament no bigger than 3 feet tall. However, underestimate his power and knowledge at your peril. He came into our lives on Good Friday 06 to show us the way...
BRIANS COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shall hail Brian
2. Thou shall not steal (except when taking me from a backgarden!)
3. Thou shall always take multiple pictures of someone pissing against a wall on his girlfriends camera (nice one for that ste)
4. Thou shall not worship false gods (except for me)
5. Thou shall not covet your neighbours garden ornaments - Music
- Brian May
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- Brian is scared of no one and nothing... but you better be scared of him!!!
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- Being All Magnificent
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- To kill Brian Kennedy... that tool is bringing the name of brian down for all to see!
- My Disciples
- Simon, Eamonn, Stephen, Paddy, Aisling, Diane, Fiona, Ciara, Grace, Leno and Sinead
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The Brian Line
If you need help or guidance on anything from self confidence issues to running out of tea bags, you can contact Brian 24/7 on THE BRIAN LINE. The number is 1800-BRIAN. Or if the matter is less urgent just leave your queries and questions on this blog and Brian will try his best to use his infinite knowledge to answer your questions... The Brian Line is officially open...19 Comments 378 weeks
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Brigley6/4/06Yeh where are your friends now Brian? i bet their off humping some new statue the found on the northside.... so fickle.. so fickle
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Paddy Osullivan4/26/06
praise Brian for i am a folower or your ways, i will not put faulse gods before u. U are the one god to rule all!
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Eamonn Dunne4/25/06
I would like to get names for people looking to join Brian the Magnificent's religion. He will be preaching the teachings of 'Briantology' soono and needs to no who is disciples are.
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Fiona O'Reilly4/22/06Question for ya Brian: Where are ya now? Did Ash kick u out, or send you back home. Or have you found a patch in Ash's garden upon which to perch and preach to us?
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Fiona O'Reilly4/22/06
Im very insulted Brian! I didnt think u of all people could be so cruel and demeaning. Your soul was clearly damaged in that accident involving your head and the jackhammer.
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Eamonn Dunne4/21/06
Hey Brian. Hows things?? Just wondering if ur up for all arranged nights out which involve members of ur resurection on good Friday. I believe ur are the tru rising of the lord.
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Diane Lynch4/20/06hi Brian long time no c! hope ur new home is treating you well x di
Ur untruthful teachings have driven me to the more credible religion of scientology. Tom and John say hello.
Stephen Rigley 1 ReplyDo you want to join the ever growing and popular new religion of Briantology. All you have to do is reply to this message proclaiming your love for Brian and his teachings...
Brian The Magnificent 0 Replies"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: Whom resist steadfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world." Brian 5:8-9
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