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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of Arsenal players on them.
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when
you open them up everything inside them is numbered. The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside
them is in alphabetical order. Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded. "The fourth one says, "I prefer Arsenal fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."

A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?" "Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Arsene Wenger". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Arsenal fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Arsenal fan - twice.
Q. How many Arsenal fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and Arsene Wenger to say that if the referee had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.
Q. What's the difference between a female Arsenal fan and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick
Q. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Arsenal fan, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a £50.00 note. Who gets it?
A. The drunk, or course; the other three are mythical creatures.
Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a Arsenal Fan?
A. A Doberman.
Q. What do Arsenal Fans use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. What is the difference between a Arsenal Fan and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

Q. What do you call 5000 dead Arsenal Fans at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.

A Arsenal fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Arsenal jumper. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in a Gooner scarf. "Hello, mate," says St Peter, "I'm sorry, no Arsenal fans in heaven." "What?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard. No Arsenal fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Arsenal supporter. "Oh, really?" says St Peter. "What have you done then?" "Well," says the guy, "three weeks before I died, I gave 20 quid to the starving children in Africa." "Oh," says St Peter. "Anything else?" "Well, two weeks before I died, I also gave 20 quid to the homeless. "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A week before I died, I gave 20 quid to the Albanian orphans. "Okay," says St Peter, "you wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor." Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your sixty quid back, now piss off."
An Arse**l Fan.
Wanted to go Ice fishing. He's seen many books on the subject and finally getting all the necessary tools together, he made for the nearest frozen pond. After positioning his comfy footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly - from above - a voice boomed. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled and surprised he moved further down the ice, poured himself a coffee from his flask and began to cut yet another hole.
Again from the heavens, a voice bellowed "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" The Arse**l supporter, now quite worried, moved to the opposite end of the ice, set up his stool and tried again to cut yet another hole. The voice came once more and even louder. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" He stopped looked skyward and said "Is that you lord?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGE