Stewart- Your wife must be good at ping pong and shit

Stewart- (Talking about his daughter) The only boys that would go for her are losers

Stewart- Learning is like a sponge, you absorb the knowledge

Ohh I got one, trudybel

Stewart- Is he the one with the fuckin ugly wife?

Abusing the bouncer for not letting us in

Callopsing infront of the cops and hitting my head on the concrete wall

Everyone thinking i was having a siezure

Miss Hollis- "It's like i'm teaching rocks!"
Miss Hollis-"I know it's like a zoo here girls"
Mrs Otty-".. You have to be careful about how much you touch kids these days"
Me- " What was that salad we made called?..... Sophie!"
Sophie-"GINA"
Mrs Mather- "I'll do you later"
Awkward turtle
Me and Charlotte having to help do Beths pants up
Die, Die, Die- I Can't
Mrs Otty- "George! Theres boys in the auditorium"
Mrs Mather- "I hope you choke on it"
Fendalton kids- Shes a turkey
Jacob- Look i'm asian
Drunk guy in town- "Don't think your gona push into the taxi line just because you have fancy jackets on"
The irish guys hugging us
The guy in the toilets
Whorey dancing on the wall
Waking up at 2 in the afternoon
"I love the feeling when you touch me baby"
Miss Hollis- "I'm not gona go all Nazi on homework"
KITTY
Pretty Kitty
10 ways to turn men down
Mrs Mather- "Squeeze it in"
Probe
Mrs Otty- "Theres nothing sexy about you in your uniform. It's for your saftey"
Mrs Otty- "Some of you wear your hair like 'Hey I just got out of bed'"
Katie putting shaving cream in my mouth
Me and Katie having our own party outside
Hiding our bottles when the cops came past
Trying to catch the bus lol
The church
The trees
Making cookies- K&B's Mum cleaning the oven