1.we have absolutely no idea where our purse is.... and for some reason,that's ok.

2. we believe that dancing with r arms overhead and wiggling r butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. we suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In r last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. we start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

6. we get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. we r suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.

8. we don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss etc

9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming!

10.r eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

11. we av suddenly taken up smoking and we believe were really good at it

12. we yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka!!

13. we think we are in bed, but r pillow feels strangely like the floor..

14. we start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

15. we fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

16. r hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

17. we are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going >>home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

18. we begin leaving the buttons open on r button fly jeans to cut down on the time we r in the bathroom away from your drink.

19. we take r shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical..but soo beautiful! b) we believe it's the shoes' fault that you can't walk straight.

20. we feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other

21. and last but not least it takes us at least 6 attempts to get bck up after we have fallen over but off cause WE BLAME THE SHOES

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word:
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever


Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else

put this on yr bebo and your true
love will
call you 2nite

someone was in your mind as you read this

Put this on yr bebo as ...

IF YOUR A GUY " When a guy calls you..."

AND

IF YOUR A GIRL AS "When a girl calls you..."