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Paddy Thought So.
- Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Patrick Michael Thomas Brown
bebo is very dead, i havn't properly used it since i was 14, but i come on every now and then.
i have no idea where the spam on my page is comming from.
Im paddy, i've been living in england for 5 months, moved from Ireland, Im living in Telford and attending Telford New College. Im a pretty straight forward guy i guess, i have a wide music prefrence, i have a great love for films and reading. i see myself as a pretty friendly guy, i get along with anyone tbh.
my humor is very Dark.
Im always laughing about something.
i usually tend to be confused about something.
Im quite Shy and nervous at times, but mostly im very positive.
I like to be creative.
Life for me at the moment is pretty odd, alot of changes, alot of things to get used to, the hardest part is feeling at home, but i've met alot of great people and im enjoying every moment of it.
if you reconise me, seen me about or actually know me, msg me or add me if you like.(Y)
- Tv Shows i've liked...
- Flight of the conchords. Band of Brothers. Peep Show. South Park. Max and Paddy's road to nowhere. Spaced. Fur Tv. American Dad. Futurama. Green Wing. Scrubs.
- Things i like to do...
- I like to read, watch films, go places with friends, watch live performances, play my xbox, Draw, Write, Listen to music, Ski and a variety of other things.
- Music i lisen to...
- The postal service. Fall of Troy. Say anything. Modest Mouse. Arcade Fire. Brand new. Innerpartysystem. Future of the left. Less than jake. Queens of the stone age. Death cab for cutie. Manchester Orchestra. Gorillaz. Joy Division. Reel Big Fish. The White Stripes. Alexisonfire. We Are Scientists. Blood Red Shoes. Muse and much more...
- Films i like to watch
- requiem for a dream.
What's eating gilbert grape?
The Bourne Trilogy.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
The Butterfly Effect.
American History X.
Sin City. and more...
- Books i've Enjoyed
- My name is David. Trainspotting. Porno ( sequel to Trainspotting, not actually porn ). A Clockwork Orange. Of mice and men. The Jester. The borne Trilogy. Lord of the rings Trilogy. Harry Potter series. The Beach. Boy Soldier. Rotten. Darren Shaun series. and more...
- I don't give it on Bebo, cause its a silly simulation of showing your popularity. but i give love to those who have touched my heart and been a friend, may it always stay that way.
- I go on msn every now and then, alot more often than i go on bebo anyway, lol.
Add me and you shall be added.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
you. someone . are. is . actually. reading. this. shit.
please give yourself a pat on the back and give yourself some masterbation pleasure as a reward
oh-kay, so you began to read this crap cause you expected some gay story about a little girl geting butt-fucked by her father, 18 brothers, and mother using a strap-on. okay, i guess as the saying goes, give the audience what they want.
One day, a little girl was walking down the road.
a big black van was driving past.
a middle aged man got out and told the girl theres some nice warm ice cream waiting for her to lick up inside the van.
the girl entered the van, and she saw many other kids who had already had their ice cream. the little girl thought these other children must have no manners at all, because they had spilled their ice cream all over their face and clothes.
the van stopped, and the man came in, with an ice cream tub. there was a hole in the bottom of the tub and poking out the top was an odd long hard object.
the man told the girl that if she put it in her mouth, the warm ice cream will comeout.
the little girl thought this was a marvelous new toy, and was playing with it for hours.
the girl saw the man was very happy she enjoyed her new toy, as he commented on her enjoying the toy...
" oh yeah, you like that bitch "
she noticed he liked it soo much, he even wanted her to play faster.
" yeah, little fuckin slut, suck that shit harder, yeah ! oh, yea bitch "
she was unsure of the meanings of some of the things the man was saying...
" fuck, yeah! christ, im gona cum! yeah yeah YEAH! "
" you lick that ice cream all off now hoe! "
but she was sure it was all good .
the man then later on gave her a magic drink, that makes numb. she watched the man carry her off to big hole in the ground.
the man had accidentally dropped the girl, and not noticed, beause the last thing she could remember before going to sleep was the man trying to fill up the hole she fell into with dirt.
True fucking story Biatches!. if you do not want the little girl to come in and crawl up your ass, you will go and murder every sick, distrubed or even curiously intrested in children such as teachers, doctors, dentiests, person that you know.
7 Comments 311 weeks
a ragged tired blood covered man stumbled into a homosexual hobo filled alley
the hobos began to draw closer to the bloody man, they wr very hungry hoboes
The hungry hobos moved closer the the terrified man, he realised he was cornered...just then a derranged lezbian came tearing through the alley, startling the hobos away
the bloody man walked back out of the alley and into a a bus...he was not having a good day!
but then death didnt wana RUIN the story so he gave the man a second chance and put him back to the part before daryl killed him then death went to hunt down daryl!!!
then the hobos spontaneously combusted! but the lesbian was still there
then like magic a shotgun and another ally way appeared out of no where!!
then a magical fairy popped out of the mans ass and said i will give u three wishes if u can...
lick ur elbow and and eat dog shit so the bloody man ate the dog shit and tried to lick his elbow but from out of the blues
another fairy popped out of the 1st fairies ass and said "hey wait a second ur not george bush shit sorri wrong ass again" then the man
fainted after hearing the name ' george bush ' ..... he woke up in ....
a giant rat infested sex pit wr he was grusomly raped by .........
9 months later .....
the man gave birth 2 ....
a gruesome mix between some kinda bear/human freak, but the part of him which was carebear had evil genes in his body. these genes made him ....
turn into a freakish ugly monster ......it was from then on he was to look like ..........barney...
he then joined the circus and traveled the world !
but then he decided to ...
become a prostitute ....
and sell his monster cock to young boys for low low prices but one of the boys desided to....
and began to attack spongebob,sarah,paddy n maeve while jelly fishing bt maeve n paddy with there most awesome rock knowledge stunned him n he died! THE END
not really the end but just the begining the bloodly man crawed out of the pits of hell and cleaned his face and balls with spongebob he then used sponge bob to wipe his ass which left spongebob.............
rather used and abused. He decided 2 take revenge by ....
grabing patrick and using him as a ninja death star he threw patrick and the now fully clean man, but the man suddenly.....
Get the power rangers to help! and the evil pink ranger then attacked Patrick!!! but my craps daughter the whale jumped in and sat on da pink ranger who died. now the fully clean man called upon........
the ninga turtles ....
the ninja turltes attacked the evil craps daughter, when out of the dark ally ways dangerous looking hoboes filled the streets they began to ......
the seamen filled the ally way drowening the turtules and power rangers the hobes swim over to the now spank covered man and they.......
but to their suprise the man had alreadi choked in his own spunk then death came along with daryls body and said
do do doooooooooooooo
death and the man walked down the road smokin cigers and haven a bud they discussed what the man would do now that he is dead. they disided that if the man could beat death in a battle to the well death the man could live so they meet up at......................
the krusty crab(spongebobs work). before the fight begins spongebob gets revenge on da man by......................
absorbing him with his sponge abilities!!!! now the man and sponge bob are one ..
becoming sponge man with his new super powers he then walks over to death and ...........................
chanllanges him to makin crabby pattie eatin contest, now that he had sponge abilties he could absorb more paties than death and then death exploded from over filling, then mr crabs came laughing saying i filled his crabby paties with crabby explosives!!! muhahahahaha
the sponge man got pissed off that mr crab had cheated ... so he grabbed th
47 Comments 360 weeks
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
Go play in traffic.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
Little primary schoolers who have bebo
who look like sluts or think their hard men
FUCK OFF to you mammys
because nobody wants you here!!!
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
don't go on and slag people because of what
kind of person they are
and havn't done anything to offend you or anyone you know.
don't go under other peoples names
and slag people off fo the fun of it,
do this and your a hairy wet pussy!
don't fall out with someone because they
wont be you other half
thats just tough shit,
life is gona fuck you in the ass sometimes
and all you can do is moan!
if you find any pedofiles on bebo
just block them,
and if you are one
stop pullin to child porn,
get a LIFE and some FRIENDS
and also get the hell of my page asshole!
fuck this shit about ' put this up if you know
someone who has died of cancer '
im sure we all do, its a common thing,
its most likely in the end we will all get it
before we die,
and putting a picture of DNA is gona do shit
to stop it FOOL!
don't use bullshit usernames
that don't mean shit like,
i raped you ma,
because its impossible to rape every
and personally i think riding 30-40 yr olds
is desperate and revolting!
don't use a flash that everyone has,
because its really annoying
i don't want to listen to the same song 50 times
in the one day,
just go to www.youtube.com
and get one that you like and is individual!
so there you have it, obey and enjoy!
10 Comments 363 weeks