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Han Woody

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  • Female, 25, Luv 35
  • from Manchester & Colchester
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Last active: 8/1/09
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Whaddaya wanna know really?! Those of you who will be reading this are my friends and ERGO know it anyway...so basically those who aren't are missing out on a ROLLERCOASTER OF FUN FUN FUN TIMES!

But for those who are feeling too queasy to get on the rollercoaster, I'm at the University of Manchester, studying Classical Studies and I enjoy dancing the night away, gymming, swimming and hanging out with my boyfriend (WOO TUNISIA) and friends, doing exercise vids (GEEK), dancing to the Lion King Soundtrack pretending to be hyenas in the hallway of our old flat (WOO FLAT P) and having a pig out fest with ma girls and our chocolate fountains and fondues!
Music
Dance, R'N'B and Latin - TURN UP THE BASS!
Films
Knocked Up, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Clueless, There's Something About Mary, The Sweetest Thing, Gladiator, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, The 40 Year-Old-Virgin, Troy, Zoolander, Anchorman
Happiest When
When I am with Mikey and my mates (I love yooou guys)! When I am at the gym coz then I feel like I am actually working off all the choccie(bring on the 1 min walk to our new gym!), on hol in Tunisia, listening to music, and DANCING AROUND LIKE A NUTCASE!
TV Shows
Friends, The Simpsoys, Alan Partridge, Kath & Kim, Dirt, Strictly Come Dancing, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent (but only because we went to see it being filmed and Simon Cowell WINKED AT US YAAAAAY :D )
Fav Places To Be
At my home in Manchester with all my girls :D or at my real home which I am missing now that I am about 300 miles away, Gym, Clubs/Bars, Shopping for clothes, shoes, bags and CDs and DVDs, Chilling with friends/bf ANYWHERE!

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  • Chavs GLORIOUS chavs!

    1 What do you call a chav in a box? Innit

    2 What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

    3 What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe

    4 What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit

    5 Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs!

    6 What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride

    7 You are in your car and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike

    8 What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut

    9 What's the first question at a chav quiz night? "What you lookin'aaaat?"

    10 How do you get 100 chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it

    11 Two chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

    12 What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar

    13 What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a Big mac please?

    14 Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

    15 How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything

    16 What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start

    17 What do you call a chav at college? The cleaner

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  • Guys

    Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when you hang up on him; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep

    Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead; who holds your hand in front of his friends

    Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you

    Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "..that's her"

    This is so cute! :) :D

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  • Condoms

    Tesco Condoms ~ Every little helps

    Nike Condoms ~ Just do it

    Peugeot Condoms ~ The ride of your life

    New Galaxy Textured Condoms ~ Why have rubber when you can have silk?

    KFC Condoms ~ They're finger licking good

    Safeway's Condoms ~ lightening the load

    Abbey National Condoms ~ Because life is complicated enough

    Coca-cola Condoms ~ The real thing

    Duracell Condoms ~ You can just keep going and going

    Pringles Condoms ~ Once you pop you can't stop

    Burger King Condoms ~ Home of the whopper

    Flash Condoms ~ Just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work, so you don't have to

    Halfords Condoms ~ We go the extra mile

    Royal Mail Condoms ~ I saw this and thought of us

    Andrex Condoms ~ Soft strong and very long

    Renault Condoms ~ Size really does matter!

    Ronseal Condoms ~ Does exactly what it says on the packet

    Domestos Condoms ~ Gets rite under the rim!!

    Carlsberg Condoms ~ Probably the best condoms in the world

    AA Condoms ~ You always have AA friend

    Pepperami Condoms ~ It's a bit of an animal

    Polo Condoms ~ The condom with the hole (very poor seller)

    Halifax Condoms ~ Who gives you extra?!

    Charmin Condoms ~ Break the habit! (and use protection)

    Tellytubbies Condoms ~ Again again!!!

    Cadburys Condoms ~ Give into your happiness

    Kumala Condoms ~ Perfect together

    Red Bull Condoms ~ Gives u wings

    Cadburys Creme Egg Flavoured Condoms ~ How do u eat yours?

    Sure Crystal Condoms ~ Unbeatable against white marks

    UGC Cinema Condoms ~ Coming soon

    Lynx Condoms ~ Because you never know when

    Treseme Condoms ~ Used by professionals

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  • Puffa Lump
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    hav mine too then :) lol mayb for tomorrow as well.. oh u lucki thing! ok.. erm.. me? im ok. not much work atm :) but stress about what happens when september rolls around. really not sure whats happenin thr.. ! is that 2 weeks yday? tt your home i mean. lol ive been eatin awful too and this weekend all ive eaten is youghurt and white toast - ive had a masive ravin for them! not together mind! do you lik your place in mo's favs? hehe! xxxxxx

    3/9/08
  • Puffa Lump
    luv Puffa Lump

    loves you sis when you cummin home? xxxxxxxxx

    3/8/08
  • Puffa Lump
    luv Puffa Lump

    whr was my email reply in time for my return?? HUH HUUUUUUUUUH?? lol. hows u?? spain was ok - not as warm as im used to but hey ho! ooh i already gave my love away lik 2 secs ago to mo but i have another heart HAHA u have it :) :) love u sis xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    2/15/08
  • Puffa Lump
    Puffa Lump

    yup should be about monday nighty.. i'll be awaiting you calling! love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    2/2/08
  • Puffa Lump
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    ello stink bomb.. i hav no idea whr that came from! hows you? hows mancy spanky uni goin? hows th newwie addition to th martin/woody clan? (merc! unless you have some news for me??) its cold down south :( neho i dont think you replied to my other comment but nvm :( lol ttys xxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s. just to clarify.. you dont stink and are not a bomb :D

    2/2/08
  • Woody
    luv Woody

    er im learning chinese!! wooo ni hao which means hello! yeah hope so too luuuuuuuubbbbbbb yooooooo xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1/27/08
  • Puffa Lump
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    erm not heard from uni yet and looking at other places to apply :) just started english coursework and so far so good.. all one lesson of it! 3rd and final piece of business coursework starting tomora or actually being told about it lol not starting i hope! i hate that sub this year so not looking foreward to it :( i try so hard and seem to fail ffs. ooh yeeeah show a piccie! aw i never said goodbye either :( but its worse for youuuu BOO! how long did he have it for? what type of merc is it? lol yea im lik whr are all these piccies? she said they were from all over the place at crimbo but i only see 4 :O ! erm yea went to mirandas house party last night. got drunk but no hangover BUT rents went out for burns night last night too and are sooo hungover.. even dad HA! other than that this weekend not doing anything. hows about you then? what you been doin since we dropped you off? havin a good weekend? love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1/27/08
  • Puffa Lump
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    have my love =] Give Han Woody your luv for today. "Luv 4eva" & i will.. ;) ! erm anyways.. glad your exam went well my dear. too clever or uni.. geez will you ever fail? i hope not! & welldone one your 1st =] i heard about mikeys new car! :O merc! send me a pic on msn! lucky bastardo0o0o! are you gunna add some more pics into th photo album? it says thr from lots things but thrs only 4 in it! HA. haha see you soon hopefully sissy wissy kissy MWAH xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1/25/08
  • Woody
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    hey hey my english presentation went ok i spose! got quite breathless tho an my mate told me i talked really fast i gaspin for some air like im gaspin for some tea right now!! i got 24 outa 30 which im rather pleased about lol wats ur speech on? how come uve never seen them before lol? oo good luck even tho uve done it lol how did it go??? nah aint had any exams really cept a small chinese one! i got 39.9/40 pmsl weird marks but still pretty gewd if u ask me :D lol wen r we seein each oder again?? miss yoo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1/25/08
  • Puffa Lump
    Puffa Lump

    hey girlfirend wat is up? lol erm so ye... hows u? how did th shoppin trip go? woop 2 days.. u excited yet? i am lol.. loserrrrr love youuuu xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    12/13/07
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  • Puffa Lump
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    yuhu we will :) though its here so i can practice HAHA! well actually i need it more than you so im sure you're not too worried! lol cant wait for you to come home as well. guna b greeeaaaaatttt! :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/26/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    OMG.. JUST REMEMBERED TH FUNNIEST THING! do you remember when we used 2 play v-rally? & i was so shite and wayyy behind you that i shouted PULL OVER so you stopped 4 a bit & i could catch up! HAHA! hope it made you lauf as much as meeee lol. mwah love youu xxxxxxxxx

    11/25/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    have my love for your fandabidosey results :D & for working rather hard on your essays :) woop seeing you in less than 1 month! love yah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/23/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    hey hows you? i cant find those topshop trousers. they might b in th loft if we put some clothes up thr.. or in your draws? otherwise they are no longer :( lol a good excuse to buy more i say! wubu2 then? i finally finished my business cw & handed it on friday. can i getta WOOOOP? lol im not sure how well i'll do but 31 pages cant b 2 bad methinks! though i know it wasn't great.. ohwell any gossip? lol love yah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/11/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    haha ye i'll have to put you over my knee & give you 6 of th best! xxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/7/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    HI THIS IS MY FRIEND DAPHNY AND IM CELEST.. OOH STICK YOU YOUR MAMA TOO AND YOUR DADDY! haha i duno why but i just remember tt.. remember skipping tt song to get to our fav? I BREATH AGAIN! pmsl th good old times :) love yah sisterrr xxxxxxxxxxx

    11/4/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    mummy like the coat as well :) whr is it from? i lik th bright colour. im looking for a bright coat.. possibly pink. i tried one on in new look yday which was nice but not warm enough for winter :( i will stop missing lessons now lol pinky promise! woop me 2! cant wait 4 th results lol though i prefered it when they were on later sat night, instead of sunday didnt yew? did yew c xfactor results? simons 2 groups were in the bottom 2. i like both but the boys went home & girls got 2 stay. was a big shocker though! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/4/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    okai he just showed me. th coat doesnt make yew look wide! its nice but i think yew could find a nicer 1.. dont be mad! lol but it is nice on yew :) im sure yew will do better then th lazi shits who have onli just started so dw! rememebr yew gotta prize at th end of last year.. WOOP! meh my business cw is in on friday & im so0o behind :( i cba with college this year. ive bunked so much as well oops lol. erm nah not decided bout next year yet. has mum been goin on at yew sayin tt ali has done nothin? lol she keeps sayin go 2 carreers in college.. ! wat yew upta today other than work? u c xfactor? :O shock! lol loveage xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/4/07
  • Puffa Lump
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    hullo0o0o hannar hows yew? i havent beboed yew ina while so thourght i would now :) send th piccie of your coat.. dad sed you sent it 2 him bt r thinking of takin it back? y is this then luvvie? lol hope your work is goin okai & th singin of weird songs with suzi! ive forgotten tt one again from lil school :( ! ohwell luv yah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/3/07