Lessons And General Facts/Statements From Des:

1) Don't Take Shit From Receptionists!

2) I Brought Carla Up To Intimidate AIB!

3) It's A Big Fucking, Mother Fucker River! (Talking About The Mississippi)

4)That German Beer...Adolf Hitler Ale...

5)Q: Whose The Black Woman?
A: Oh Thats...Thats Kevin!

6) There Is No Laughing After 8. Theres A Train Down In The Station And You'll Be Deported...Hail Hilter...

7)(After Reading Some Of The Stuff On Carla's Walls) I Might Go Down To The End Of The Pier And Throw Myself Off It...

**Memory thing.**

Write a memory you have with me, GO ON!!!
I'm sick of forgetting good times with people, so refresh my memory there!
(Yes this has been stolen, word for word from orla D...)

The Below Statment Is An Actual Comment I Got From Some Random Scottish Chick Who Wasnt Happy That I Stood Up To Her Boyfriend Who Was Randomly Commenting Me Cause He Has Nothing Better To Do. I Havent Changed This In Anyway, This Is Seriously What She Typed! Those With Weak Hearts Or Easily Angered By Bad Grammar(Thats You Caoimhe), Look Away Now!

"i who the fuk do u hink u r leavin a sad comment on ma lads pg eh u fukin werdio hinkin yer a this well nah m8t yer nea the wise 1 so i would shut yer face kk coz leavin a comment bak is just gan t gt yah in mere shit yii lil fuk nd da bover leavin a comment bak coz i fukin cba wee fuk ppl like yhoo in me pg "

1) "i who the fuck":i who the fuck what?! is she trying to tell me something, i.e. what she fucked?
we think this is a substitute for "aye".

2)"hink":i hink, you hink, scottish people apparently hink. Because lord knows this girl is just too good to use T's.

3)"pg": now this is obviously a substitute for the word page but come on! IS TYPING TWO EXTRA LETTERS SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!?!?!? COME ON!!!

4)"werdio":werdio, like weirdo, but just that bit more insulting!

5) "m8t": surely the purpose of substituting the letters with the number 8 is to you know, SUBSTITUTE them!!! with the extra 't' shes just written the word "matet"...THATS NOT A WORD!!!

6)"nea": im at a loss for this one...

7)"gan t": again...fairly lost...

"mere": thats right i'll get in MERE shit...Mere shit?!?! does this mean that there is a fate awaiting me worse than getting in MERE shit?!

9)"yii": is that like this girls version of the nintendo wii???

10)"cba": cba??? CBA??? please someone explain this one too me!

11)"yhoo": is she trying to say "yoohoo"?? cause...well...i dont exactly see the point of throwing "yoohoo" into a comment where your giving out to someone...

12)" ": this is just the icing on the cake! everyone knows that if your angry you have to put in the emoticon cause if you dont your not really angry!!!

Thats All From Me And My Crazy Scottish Bad Typist So Please Comment!
If She Comments Back I'll Add It To This!!!
Boosh Out!
XxX

Yes My Friends SHES BACK!!!
May I Present The Next Batch Of Grammatical Errors That Would Have Mr.O'Boyle Rolling In His Grave...You Know...If He Was Dead...

"nah m8t gt we i tyms eh ill spk ow i want to nd im nea gttin fightin ma ladz battles eh so shut yer emo fukin face or ill dee it 4 yah nd i just thought id gt involved for a bit o banter ha ha so fuk off ryt yii we faggit nd stp ritin books t mi"

Ok...Lets Get Out The Metaphorical Red Pen And Begin Shall We???

1)"gt we i tyms": ok presumably "gt" is got, "we" is well...we...,"i" is either I and spelt correctly(shock horror) or else its that whole "aye" thing again(see above)! and tyms??? well im at a loss but im making a wild guess that its either "times" or some strange word this girl has made up to express her hatred for me. Put it all together and you get "got we i/aye times/I HATE YOU NORA!!!" wow...never have i had such a telling off...

2)"ill spk ow i want": thats "i'll speak how i want". im not saying she cant, im merely pointing out that "ow she spks is nt rell langwidge".

3)"or ill dee it 4 yah": she'll dee it for me?!?! oh no! im shaking in my vintage vince noir boots.

4)"stp ritin books t mi": yes i do have a nasty habit of "ritin" things to people! but thankfully because she told me to "stp" i've seen the error of my ways. Now to go get someone to send some selfhelp books "t mi" so i can finally get over this "ritin" thing.

5)This is just a shout out to all the other bad grammatical mistakes that have made a stunning reapperance!
re: 1)m8t 2)yii 3)nea.
there are more but i'm laughing too much to type sense!!
Until Next Time!
Boosh Out!
XxX