The 11 Rules of Bebo...
11 Rules of Bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little Primary sixes who have bebos,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT RUBBISH UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

1) Charlotte putting custard on her gammon thinking it was sauce in term one;
2) Will exposing himself while drunk in a well populated room to the horror of Loz. Charlotte & I looked away in time, though Tom wasnt so lucky;
3) Tom and Charlotte's on-going Blues Bros argument;
4) Saudi Arabia beating Spain during a Pro Evo 4 match (will mention no names);
5) Me nearly getting thrown out of Walkabout & Vodka Revs for smashing pint glasses;
6) Will's impressive succession of stalling us with fake stories when we're about to go out;
7) Finding a lil present in the girls' bath last term;
Having to kick the pantry door in last term when we got locked out;
9) The 70-strong beer bottle / can collection in the cupboard under the sink;
10) The Wells Hall roast potato out of C3 pantry window test;
11) Getting a bunch of keyrings completely stuck on my finger coz of the way they intertwined;
12) The C3 crew getting stuck in the lift at the science museum thanks to Josh

I actually have a list of hundreds here from the year book, but heres the pick of the bunch...

> Ms Olivelli crashing the school minibus;
> Imaad farting during a silent moment in GCSE biology;
> Monty's spiderman facepainting (photo in the gallery);
> School being covered in topless pics of Jose;
> Ms Crombie's Cuban missile crisis re-enactment lesson in yr11 ending in a riot;
> Fardon being put in English support class coz Donks copied his work;
> Mr Kernan dancing to Oasis;
> When our class (Dolbe) didnt get a cover teacher for Ms Warren's english lesson and then spending the entire of the following lesson telling us how we were irresponsibly wasting our own time and hers;
> Mr Donaldson's assembly about bricks;
> The huge human pyramid attempt in the common room;
> Mr Teague telling our class in yr7 that he wouldnt teach unitl it was quiet which resulted in a mini anarchic riot;
> Ms Neasham locking Niall in the store cupboard;
> Alex and Tom coming out of the sea purple;
> Pikey being punished by teachers for recieving bday beats in yr11;
> Smither's trainers being stolen then dousing them in lynx and then setting them alight in the form room;
> Me doing a running bomb into the jacuzzi a the David Lloyd centre in yr7;
> Smithers being doused in beer and given a dead leg at a bbq having been told he was not allowed to get drunk;
> Imaad being dragged out of the canteen by dinner staff;
> The common room rave last year;
> Dan Pallace's physics diagram with light being emitted from the eye instead of entering it;
> The absolutely huge "yr12 vs the rest of the school" snowball fight of 2004;
> The painful "murder in the dark" game we had on the geography trip in yr12;
> When our group got ambushed during our war game on the yr9 CWM trip to Wales, Mark P thought something suspicious was going on but we didnt listen;
> Smithers jumping into a moving vehicle with the police right there;
> Boxing Neil's car in completely as a joke in yr13;
> Smithers being banned from PE for clothes-lining people during rugby;
> Hiding Iggy's mattress in a locked toilet cubicle on the geograhy field trip in yr12;
> And of course who can forget the last day of term in yr11? Huge yr11 vs yr13 water and flour fight which moved from school grounds to outside school to the many W6 buses it took to get all these people to the park and finally Broomfield park without pausing. Everything (cars, the buses, passers by, buildings) and everyone was coated in it. Thats all for now... though i have loads more but i give up.