I know nobody reads this, but its funny if I read it myself when im a bit messed up. There was something funny on the news about someone in parliament describing John Prescott so here goes:

When you go out with your family to have a nice picnic, and you all sit down and get out the snacks, sandwiches and cake- you get wasps. So what you do is you get an extra cake and put it at the corner of your picnic things to attract all of the nasty wasps, this is the wasp cake. Basically, John Prescott is a wasp cake.

Well wasnt that fun? No? Piss off! Lousy scum. Youd better believe that when that guy doesnt put his indicator on, it was John Prescott. And when some dirty dog smelling of garlic and indian does a great big shit on your doorstep...that dirty dog was John Prescott. I could go on but i'll leave u to do some yourself. Life is shit so get on with it. TIL THE NEXT TIME IM BORED, Arriva-derchi!

So apparently...and I know ALL of you will be surprised about this but...a blog is like...totally different. Its like a little news thing. Like the BBC- thats how it was described to me... So...BBC...hmmm
Right well first of all I can't be the BBC thats taken...its not even that good a name. So what am I? Well obviously im Tom...hmmmm! TOM! The T-O-M! Transnational...erm...obligatory manuscript! Yeah! Ok im good!...No thats absolute shite, sorry gang.

Right so this news thing, its like a personal deal, but I do this when im bored anyway so you can all probably guess ive been doing jack. But unlike most days- ive thought of something today! Something to make you all THINK!

And its deadly...

You are not being who you ARE but being who you are BEING! Yeah- that was the big brain bang. I bet each of you has a pretty good idea of how you see yourself BUT just think if everyone sees you exactly the same- today I thought they probably dont- nobody really knows everyone (most of the time)...

So, my adoring fans, just be careful out there because thats how the cookie crumbles...it crumbles...like......personality issues...crumble- believe me! Til the next time im bored...should be a few seconds at most, see you SOOOON.

Ok time for the next entry on my Bee-log...BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BuzzzZZZZZzZ! Yeah...you don't have to tell me- I know youve been dying for this! Right so...my diary...erm...hmmmmm...what can I say? Im still a guy...im almost 16 so its pretty much too late for me to become a girl...not that I would but its really all you can talk about in a Bee-log.
Ive noticed a lot of weird things though...like...pens...what do they really do? I mean they write and shit but...theyre so many in big shops like staples...and WH Smith...I think theyre massing for an attack!
So thats it from the bee-log! Til the next time im bored, EAT HONEY! (Even if you dont like it much like me)