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EsmeZelda Runcie
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Female, 25,
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- I am Single
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- Member since: February 2005
- Last active: 6/22/11
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- Gather the faithful and propose a toast, To the epoch of indifference...
- Me, Myself, and I
- We mustn't dwell..... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day.
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- Chimaira, Iron Maiden, In Flames, Tool, Pantera, Led Zeppellin, Machine Head, Raging Speedhorn, Mastodon, Soilwork, Slayer, Alice in Chains, Mendeed, Fear Factory, Smashing Pumpkins, Beastie Boys, Sepultura, Pitchshifter, Sikth, God Forbid, Neil Young, NIN, Arch Enemy, Pink Floyd, System of a Down, Deftones, RATM, Pixies, Placebo, Killswitch Engage, Bad Religion, The Doors, Bright Eyes, Dimmu Borgir, Soulfly, Lamb of God, Opeth, Dragonforce, Apocalyptica, Mr. Bungle etc etc.......
- Films
- Requiem For A Dream, Anchorman, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pi, Rocky Horror, Withnail & I, Battle Royalle, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Empire Records, Dazed & Confused, to name a few.
- Chatting with Happy Noodle Boy
- "Everybody! Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasselhoff can fly!!"
"Buy me mentos!! Fucking minty I tell ya! Appease my mighty ass-nut! I demand to be minty! You deny me freshmaker?"
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The Mugg's Codes of Conduct
As discovered by the Muggs in a message-in-a-bottle in the Demerara Desert.
1. Honour thy muggroom.
2. Thou shalt not address a white cockerel by name.
3. Thou shalt eat no wood.
4. If thou seest two sticks lying one on top of the other, thou shalt walk backwards over them with thy left foot first, not with thy right. Moreover, thou shalt not devour them.
5. Should a vulture's shadow fall across a fire that has gone out, thou shalt rekindle it three times or a great misfortune will ensue.
6. If thou cross the path of a white cockerel seated on two superimposed sticks, thou shalt not strike it, nor shalt thou address it by name nor partake of the said sticks.
7. Thou shalt bear a name unlike any other in the entire universe. On encountering one of thy brethren thou shalt address him by his full name without a single slip of the tongue.
8. Should a vulture's shadow fall across a white cockerel seated on two charred sticks in the ashes of a dead fire, thou art in a deplorable predicament. Notwithstanding this, thou shalt neither lose courage nor address the cockerel by name, nor devour the sticks, nor strike the vulture, nor greet thy brother in an inadequate fashion.
9. Thou shalt not finkle backwards.
10. Thou shalt not finkle forwards.
11. Thou shalt not sleep on a dune that drifts in the direction of noon. Should in drift towards evening, thy time has come.
12. Thou shalt betake thyself to the city named Anagrom Ataf and, when thou hast found it, trap it and make it thy home for evermore.1 Comment 367 weeks
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Never have I lightly caressed the angular frame that is my torso. Oh, this is great! Now I can love myself...
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6/1/09
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Lil Red3/26/09come into aberdeen tomorrow and get pissed with me and others lol!! xx
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3/17/09
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2/16/09
Lil Red
hey you, were you been hiding? get your ass in town and get drunk with me and JAGER ME, WENCH!! haha but seriously get in touch ! xxx
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12/5/08
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12/4/08
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Ami B10/18/08Hey babe, how u doin? you wanna go get pished together soon? xxxxx
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Hermin10/12/08well well well, if it isn' da gal who neva said goodbye
how r u? xxx
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9/19/08
Scott McDonald
you suck more! I ain't playin R4T anymore...we aint allowed cuz apparently Velvet audio owe the tunnels money but thats a load of bullshit! however we are supposed to be supporting the view in november to a sell out crowd at the lemon tree! go us! We dont like the view so we plan on showing them up! mwahahahaha! xxxxxxxxxxx
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9/17/08
Lil Red
hello there dark one how wuld you be on this fair morn, thats rite i said morn lol were are you??? xx
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9/9/08
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Kirstin MacDonald7/28/08Hmm... aberdeen or warcraft? i pick aberdeen for you. come hither! x
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7/1/08
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Kirstin MacDonald6/17/08Haha thank god. We thought you might fly into a darkie rage...
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6/17/08
Kirstin MacDonald
We love you darkie. We may consider taking it down if you ask nicely.
I love shrivelled mans bollocks! Ami and Kirstin Nom x
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6/17/08
Bebo 





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I miss my darkie! xxx
sad but true...global warming has fucked up little edwards hibernation routine and has wasted valuable nut/slug energy on waking up many times throughout winter and all his spines have fallen out....
Smoojie McSmoojieson 0 Repliesthe gold star to the first person to guess correctly, even if it is a little bit of a creepy star
Andy Wyllie 0 Replies... then God invented crackers and there was much rejoicing.
Andy Wyllie 0 Replies