I got forties duct-taped to my hands, that's the way we do Spring BREAK
I lost my wallet and my keys in the sand, its ok cause its Spring BREAK.

Were hooking up with every girl we can, getting laid cause its Spring.
Were gonna party like this week don't end, everyday, yeah its Spring BREAK


VERSE 1:

Callin up all my crew, heading to the package store
26 cases of brew, enough, but I still think we need more

get the hell up out my class
all my brodies driving fast
watching all the ladies pass
first to the beach, were never last

Drunk beach fights- ya cant stop me
Playing beer pong in the hotel lobby
Getting shitfaced like its my hobby
Am I gonna pass out- probably

Getting crunk on the strip, get a tip, and look at my crazy white boy dance
Damn one hell of a trip, Im crazy drunk and I think I pissed my pants

(chorus)

VERSE 2:

Put my shades on, scope out the beach,
So many ladies within my reach.
Beer pong...
Out in the sand, sinking cuops while im getting a tan.
Just hit the strip, outdrink all of yall-
Double-fisting beers while I'm playing beach volleyball.
Cigar in cheek, beer in hand,
Chilling at the bar passed out in the sand.
Stumble down, down the beach,
I just found a freak put her in my sheets.
Late night, done with the club,
Grab som chicks and hit the hottub!

VERSE 3:
JONES, im back again, I took a little break, but I'm back to win
chicks at the pool im diving in
Panama city is a place for sin

Go crazy, go crazy, fall to the ground cause my visions hazy
Sitting on the beach, I feel so lazy
three girlfriends and I call them babie

were bein loud as hell, were on top of cars,
Spinning in my head and im seeing stars,
Sitting on the beach as I jam gutair-
And I think I just punched a security guard.

(chorus)

1. Wear a top hat

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

6. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juiji Fruits for you asthma

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius,say, "Watchout!"

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"

17. Gently, very softly, place a single popped kernel of corn on the head of the person in front of you.

18. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"

19. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then quickly look back at the screen when they notice, then stare at them again when they turn back to the screen.

20. See if you can get a moistened Jujy Fruit to stick to the screen.

21. Yell to the projectionist, "Can you pause it? I gotta pee!"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."



A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."



One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing up right in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."



The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples