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- How well do you know me? (new) 19 Taken
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch
0 Comments 204 weeks
She had a face on her like a well slapped arse
>You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
>My mouth's as dry as a nun's crack
>He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
>He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
>As funny as a burning orphanage
>He's so camp, he sh1ts tent pegs
>I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
>I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
>(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
>She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
>As busy as the dalkey dole office
>Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
>As tight as a nun's knickers
>I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
>I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
>van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
>Up and down like a hoor's knickers
>No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
>Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
>What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt?
>I left her with a face like a painters radio
>A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
>Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
>As fit as a butcher's dog
>She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
>Not even the tide would take her out
>Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her
>Randell wouldn't shift her
>Owen warren wouldn't lay her
>A sniper wouldn't take her out
>Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
>If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
>She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a
>She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
>She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
>If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
>Give her a boot in the arse and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
0 Comments 217 weeks
1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Holes.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The IRA.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The IRA.
8 A stretch in the evenings
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin covered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
16 Spitting in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Aetin sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle a mineral.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from being foundered
27 'De' Hurling/Football.
28 Being overweight.
29 Women that look like heifers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup a tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrack
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because central heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custard
51 America, and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The IRA.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed a shpuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade
62 Bottles of cold tea
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