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Conor Kelly

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Only take's one ichy trigger, one more widow one less white nigger.
Me, Myself, and I
Conor :)

17 :)

Camlough or Newry :)

go to the collage :(

It's a hole :L

A Don't show it well but a am actualy fenian!!

newry city :)

dundalk

united

celtic

School @_@

Sailor Tom Sharky, Fucking Head Banger
The Other Half Of Me
Irish Republican Army Are Sound

Irish Republican Army Are Sound

Black as the queen

Music
Bit of everything except emo shit :) Hip Hop and Rock mostly
Movies
Anything really. No romantic shit tho :)
Sports
football, GAA, baseball, pool, swimming, athletics, dundalk, celtic, newry city and the mighty united
happiest when
watching football, playin football and at dundalk matches,
playing Bhos, Rovers or the Drogs
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love
girls, 8) football :D , dundalk :D , man united :D , sleeping :D , making noise :D , tv :D , weekends :D , summer holidays :D , teacher off :D , internet :D , balloons :D , snoopy the dog :D , newry games :D , playin football :D , celtic :D , celtic beatin rangers :DD , institute or colraine away :D , seein linfield lose Abusing other fans at newry games :D Love Playing Coleraine... Just something about it :) and of corse Danny Elwel :DD
hate
school >:( early mornings >:( mondays >:( work >:( phone or ipod out of battery >:( snobs >:( touts >:( liverpool >:( Liverpool fans h8 dem cunts >:( drogba >:( torres >:( linfield
>:( rangers [clover] bohemiens>:( shamrock rovers [moon]

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1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
house

2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
yes

3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
dad

4. Is that your natural hair color?
brown

5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
6

6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nope

7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
yep

8. Do you have any weird phobias?
no

9. Can you lick your elbow?
hell no. wtf does it taste lice

10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
broken legs or die

11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
no comment

12. Are you addicted to anything?
caffein, sugar, pot, skunk, speed, extacy, acid, coke and anythin I can get mi hands on

13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
what the fuck does that mean

14. What is your favourite room in your house?
bedroom

15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
boost

16. Do fish make good pets?
their ok

17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
sheep

18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
yep

19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
samsung

20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
£25

21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
donal's mums. no realy

22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
she was great. LOL :)

23. When’ s the last time you showered
today

24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
a bit

25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
single

26. Do you make your bed daily?
nope

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2

28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
premark in Belfast

29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
1

30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
yea. every day

31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
yesterday

32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
yep

33. Do you find piercings attractive?
no

34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
invisable

35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
yep

36. Where does number one live?
I dunno

37. Would you date them?
no it's a guy

38. What do you think of weddings?
love em. just another chance 2 get hammered

39. What color of socks do you have on?
black. I call em walshys

40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
a few on my face

41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
haf an hour

42. Have you bought anything today?
yea. boost, popcorn, coke, cinama ticket

43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
no

44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
strawberry

45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
nite

46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes

47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
WTF

48. How many pics of just you do you have?
a few

49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Roma

50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
irn bru

51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
heyy sexy

52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
yea but iv had a lot worse

53. Lap top or pc?
pc

54. What color is your keyboard?
black

55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
yea this mornin actualy

56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
yea it was walshy. i fucked a bottle of lucozade at him, missed nd it blow up

57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
no coz i no its sore

58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
yea

59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
no

60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
stripes

61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
worms

62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
yea

63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
fuck no

64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
no

65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
both

66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
yep

67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
fone

68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
yep. every dundalk game

69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
no

70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
nope. sarsh palens ego :D

71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
sparemint

72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
15 quid

73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
blue

74. How many tv's in your house?
4

75. Type your name using only your elbow...
conor

76.

Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?

yes

77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
every day

78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
yea

79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
both

80. Favourite sports to watch?
flip a coin. UFC or football

81. Can you play Poker?
use to

82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
yea theres 1 N in my name mc daid o_0

83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
yess

84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
yep

85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
sometimes

86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
no

87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
limes

88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
trampoline

89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yess

90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
no

91. Look behind you, what do you see?
a wall, a door nd my dad

92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
tooth

93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
beef

94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
neither

95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
yea.

96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
shit

97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
they hav their moments

98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
deck em

99. Have you ever broken a bone?
yep leg, tailbone nd 2 fingers

100. How many times have you moved house?
3

101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Peter fuckin o'calahan

102. Curtains or blinds?
curtains

103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
no

104. How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?
15 minuites

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  • 60 things culchie's love


    > >> > 1 A nice bit of ham.
    > >> >
    > >> > 2 Buttered biscuits.
    > >> >
    > >> > 3 Diggin Houles.
    > >> >
    > >> > 4 Saying its too cold to snow
    > >> >
    > >> > 5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
    > >> >
    > >> > 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
    > >> >
    > >> > 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
    > >> >
    > >> > 8 A stretch in the evenings
    > >> >
    > >> > 9 Lucozade
    > >> >
    > >> > 10 Accordians
    > >> >
    > >> > 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
    > >> >
    > >> > 12 A dinner dance
    > >> >
    > >> > 13 Gettin clattered in muck.
    > >> >
    > >> > 14 Shania Twain.
    > >> >
    > >> > 15 Hefers
    > >> >
    > >> > 16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
    > >> >
    > >> > 17 Steel toe caps.
    > >> >
    > >> > 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
    > >> >
    > >> > 19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
    > >> >
    > >> > 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
    > >> >
    > >> > 21 The smell of fresh dung.
    > >> >
    > >> > 22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
    > >> >
    > >> > 23 Work Clothes
    > >> >
    > >> > 24 A bottle of mineral.
    > >> >
    > >> > 25 Fightin'.
    > >> >
    > >> > 26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
    > >> >
    > >> > 27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
    > >> >
    > >> > 28 Being overweight.
    > >> >
    > >> > 29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
    > >> >
    > >> > 30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
    > >> >
    > >> > 31 Drink driving.
    > >> >
    > >> > 32 Red diesel
    > >> >
    > >> > 33 The Fear of Change.
    > >> >
    > >> > 34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
    > >> >
    > >> > 35 Lying.
    > >> >
    > >> > 36 Building walls.
    > >> >
    > >> > 37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack
    > > of
    > >> > food
    > >> >
    > >> > 38 Pretending to like mass
    > >> >
    > >> > 39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
    > >> >
    > >> > 40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
    > >> >
    > >> > 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
    > >> >
    > >> > 42 Mohammed Ali.
    > >> >
    > >> > 43 Machinery.
    > >> >
    > >> > 44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
    > >> >
    > >> > 45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
    > >> >
    > >> > 46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
    > >> >
    > >> > 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
    > >> >
    > >> > 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
    > >> >
    > >> > 49 Soda farls.
    > >> >
    > >> > 50 Sponge 'n Custirt
    > >> >
    > >> > 51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
    > >> >
    > >> > 52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
    > >> >
    > >> > 53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
    > >> >
    > >> > 54 The Ra.
    > >> >
    > >> > 55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
    > >> >
    > >> > 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
    > >> >
    > >> > 57 Club Orange
    > >> >
    > >> > 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into
    > > their
    > >> > dinner
    > >> >
    > >> > 59 The Foot & Mouth.
    > >> >
    > >> > 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.

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  • Lilywhite Poem

    The Lillywhite birds upon my chest We are the men,
    of Mc Loughlans best
    A team that plays the Dundalk way And wins the championship in May
    With Joey Donelly on the ball He was the greatest of them all
    And Cathal Mukian who got 2 left Linfeild feeling blue

    Now if you go down Drogheda Way Hard luck stories you hear each day
    Theres not a trophy to be seen 'Cos Dundalk have swept them clean

    Now on the glorious 8th of March 2002
    There's laughing ShedBoys by Oriel Way
    We're full of smiles and joy galore
    It's Rovers 0 and Dundalk 4

    Now on the 20th of May We're laughing still on Tolka Way
    Those Bohs feeling blue at Bohemians 1 and Dundalk 2

    And as we sang round UnitedPark
    With crying Drogs all in a nark
    They're probably crying still at Dundalk 5 Drogheda nil.

    We Remember them with pride Those mighty Lllywhites of Mc Loughlans's side
    And Dundalk's boys of '88 There's never been a side so great.


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  • man rules

    list of mans rules. I wrote these myself :D

    crying: there are 3 times when a man is aloud to cry they are
    1.when your dog dies
    2. when your team loses the champions league final
    3. when your team win the champions league final
    note: you are aloud to tear up a little when she uses her teeth.

    drinking:
    the only alcoholic drinks men are aloud to drink:
    1.beer
    2.vodka
    3.wiskey

    jail:
    when your mate is arrested you MUST bail him out within 24 hours of being arrested. if you don't you are not a good friend. remember he would do the same for you.

    girls:
    1.remember the rule Bros BEFORE Hoes.
    2.you can NEVER be slagged for who you fancy.
    3.as well never go out with a friend's ex girlfriend unless he's ok with it. if he isn't stay well away because it can be very awkard for both of you and possably damage your friendship.

    football:
    when playing football never do a bad tackle on your mate. save booking for the pricks you hate.
    when watching football and your team is playing your mates team never ever go insane when your team score. the only exception is when you have a bet with him.
    Note: this only applies when watching with him, if he's gone do what ever the fuck you want.

    birthday:
    No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

    road trip: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

    talking:
    1.for younger lads only talk about your sex life with mates when your sure they have lost their verginity so you can all share the experience.
    2. If your friend has told you a secret keep it to yourself unless he says you can tell someone else.

    stag partie: Any man who brings a camera to a stag party may be tourtered and killed by his mates.

    in the cubes:
    Never hit a man in the nuts unless he's holdin a knife/gun to your head.

    conor

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Song that always makes you sad: Heaven- Do
Last thing you bought: Ticket to ht
Last person you argued with: Dunno...
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: question mark?
One of your nicknames as a kid: Kellzer
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: Nope
Favorite day of the week: Friday
Favorite Sundae topping: toffee
Did you take Piano lessons: no... homo
Most frequent song played: Stairway to heaven/ I'm not afraid
TV show you secretly enjoy: Dexter
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: Baketball
Date someone older or younger: older
One place you could travel right now: Dundalk
Do you use umbrellas: no
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: no
Favorite Cheese: cottage?
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: neither
Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
Best job you ever had: none
Did you go to your high school prom: I Will
Perfect time to wake up: 11 am
Perfect time to go to bed: 2 am
Do you use your queen right away in chess: don't play it
Ever been in a car accident: yes
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: dad
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: yo... Bitch
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 70's
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: adidas football boots
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: think so
Were you in track and field: ?
Were you ever in a school talent show: yea, we staged a football riot lmao
Have you ever written in a library book: no
Allergic to: work
Favorite fruit: apple
Have you watched sex and the city: no
Baseball hat or toque: turban
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: shampoo
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: wet
Pen or pencil: pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino: once, got kicked out
Have you thrown up on a plane: no
Have you thrown up in a car: out the window lol
Have you thrown up at work: no
Do you scream on roller coasters: no
Who was your first prom date: fuck sake i'm 14 cum bak in 3 yrs
Who was your first roommate: back to 14
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: carlsburg
What was your first job: none
What was your first car: none
When did you first go to a funeral: 2001 i think
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: never did
Who was your first grade teacher: mrs mc Donald
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: when i was 5
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: stephen murray and not realy
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: never
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: my dealer
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: none
What is the first thing you do in the morning: open my eyes
What was the first concert you attended: can't remember
First tattoo or piercing: gav myself a cross wit a needle nd a burst pen
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: Shannon/ New York
First celebrity crush: Gemma Atkinson

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Conor "spillie" Kelly
Job Fighter/Manager
Country Ireland
Style Ground and Pound
Level 4
O "RIRA" Baish
Style Kicker Boxer
Level 2
Bryan "bryan" Bryan
Style Wrestler
Level 2
Irish "do-rag" Sound
Style Boxer
Level 3
Walsheeyy "tout" Walsheeyy
Style Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
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