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You may expect to find one or more of the following behaviors in a men's room at any time.
EXCITABLE: shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED: looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is hung.
TIMID: cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.
INDIFFERENT: all urinals being used, pisses in sink. Depending on the venue, may be met with complaint of "Oh maaaan!" from others.
CLEVER: no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
WORRIED: not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
PLAYFUL: plays stream up. down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT MINDED: opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH: pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK: farts silently when pissing, acts very innocent, knows man at next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads with free hand.
DESPERATE: waits in long line, legs crossed, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: wait til he has to shit, then does both.
FAT: backs up and takes a blind shot urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box.
DRUNK: holds left thumb in right hand. Pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
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2.Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
3.Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4.When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5.Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6.Dance naked in front of your pets.
7.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
8.Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9.Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
10.Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
11.Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
12.Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13.Buy a subscription to Sleazoid Weekly and send it to your boss's husband/wife.
14.Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15.Drive to work in reverse.
16.Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17.Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule", and let him figure it out.
18.Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
19.Polish your car with earwax.
20.Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21.Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
22.Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23.Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24.Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
25.Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
26.Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper
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5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
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