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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris
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  • from whereever Pain and Justice(my legs) take me
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  • Last active: 6/17/06
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Birthplace: Ryan, Oklahoma
In 1997, he became the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

Chuck Norris only refers to himself in the 3rd person.

The Legend of Chuck Norris: Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Those aren't credits that roll after W
Music
the sweet sound of a good roundhouse kick to the face
Films
Sidekicks, Delta Force, Walker Texas Ranger
Sports
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
Scared Of
Chuck Norris aint scared of no man....It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Happiest When
dishing out roundhouse kicks to the faces of the unworthy, i.e every1 who s not Chuck Norris

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  • dont question Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f--k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

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  • .Barrie

    If Chuck Norris was to ever fight himself... he would win. Period

    4/15/08
  • Declan Lawlor
    Declan Lawlor

    chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird when chuck norris jumps in water chuck norris doesnt get wet , wet gets chck norris

    4/13/08
  • Moore Moore On Da Wall

    The MAn

    4/9/08
  • Shay

    Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer.....its just a pitty chuck norris never cries chuck norris can drown a fish chuck norris was once challenged to a dual by mr. t.......chuck woz defeated but in return chuck invented racism:L :L :L :L :L :L U GO CHUCK NORRIS

    4/7/08
  • Jac
    Jac

    The Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    3/24/08
  • Josh G
    Josh G

    fool me once shame on you fool chuck norris and he will roundhouse kick you in the face. chuck norris can belive its not butter chuck norris can touch mc hammer

    2/16/08
  • Jimmy Kiely

    ur not the real chuck norris.......or are u???oooohh

    6/19/06
  • Jason Kinsella
    Jason Kinsella

    ok this is either mark, nicky or someone else who knows all the friends that has slipped my mind

    5/16/06