1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have mone?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funie?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?
20. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING



SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and How did we meet?

4. Do you have a crush on me?

5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?

6. Give me a nickname and explain why?

7. Describe me in 1 word...

8. What was your first impression of me?

9. Do u still think the same?

10. What reminds you of me?

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?

12. How well do you know me?

13. When was the last time you saw me?

14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn\'t?

15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?