HISTORY
Irn-Bru was discovered by Professor Campbell McDonald and Doctor Donald McCampbell in 1842 at Sunnyside Royal Hospital For The Insane in Scotland. They were actually attempting to make something to get the stains off of the floor. Patient Bruce McBanner somehow drank some of the fluid and turned into the huge orange monster known as the McHulk. This historical event may or may not have inspired Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

SECRET RECIPE
Only the direct descendants of its inventors know the true ingredients of Irn Bru. The only is a list written on the back of a cigarette packet and guarded by kilt-wearing zombie pirates in a vault 600 miles underneath Edinburgh Castle.

FACTS
If the Titanic had been coated with Irn-Bru, the iceberg would have just bounced off her hull and she would not have sunk.

When Hulk Hogan "hulks up" he has in fact caught a drop of Irn-Bru in his mouth that is squirted out of a tiny dropper by a midget hiding underneath the ring.

It is unknown how Irn-Bru effects lab rats. A study was started, but nobody ever found the scientists, the rats, or indeed, the lab.

Irn-Bru is ten times more powerful than Viagra. It is solely responsible for all population increases in Scotland.

Historians claim that the magical potion drunk by Asterix was probably Irn-Bru that was transported back in time by George Galloway in an attempt to overthrow George Bush.
To save costs, the Russian space programme doesn't use heat-shields, but instead pours Irn-Bru all over their space capsules.

A can of Irn-Bru used properly can kill vampires, zombies, ninjas, pirates, monkeys,dinosaurs and Dr. Robotnik. see Dr. Eggman

Jimmy Saville bathes nightly in a bath of Irn-Bru, this has allowed him to live to the grand old age of 213.

Captain Scarlet is not indestructible because he was buggered by Mysterons. He injected himself with so much Irn-Bru that his blood now consists of 100% pure Irn-Bru.

Chuck Norris drank Irn-Bru throughout his childhood whilst he was living in Scotland where he would often partake in a game of caber tossing, strangely enough his cabers were never found..., due to these 2 events Chuck became the strongest person in the Universe.

To turn into Spiderman, Peter Parker drinks Irn-Bru.

A tooth left overnight in a glass of Irn-Bru will be removed from the space-time continuum and will simply never have existed.

And the most famous one of all, drinking Irn-Bru before going out means there is no hangover

Irn-Bru is the principal componenet of all of the hardest substances known to man such as diamonds, kevlar, Chewbacca and Rubik's Cubes.

Scotland is the only country in the world thats most sold soft drink is not coke its IRN-BRU