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- passion beyond reason
- Me, Myself, and I
- hey, my names lee and i go to six form at caldew school, am doin art, business studies and product design, a dropped physics and so should you joe its gay! ders a couple of loves in my life, my friends, food, alcohol (fosters or magners no vodka please) and of course my bike, nothing better then shreddin it up wid the joes, ross, emil, alex, wee mikey, callum, occasionaly scottish jonny and even more occasionally dre! you will usually find me down at the park or in the pub. a work at cappys garden centre and the spinners which both are a good laugh.
monster energy- unleash the beast
- without music the world would be shit, the kooks, the wombats, jay-z, little man tate, plain white t's, the game, busta rhymes, xzibit, areosmith, wu tang, red and meth, a lil akon, kanye west! idle wild, eminem, dr dre, klaxons, lost phrophets, the arcade fire, razor light, the enemy, the fratellis jack johnson, snow patrol, editors, fall out boy, linkin park, queens of the stoneage, notorious b.i.g. tical, nas, guillemots, chamillionairre, bowling for soup, ludacris, feeder, the feeling, foo fighters, the fray, the good the bad and the queen, the hoosiers, kaiser chiefs, kate nash, the killers, kings of leon, mark ronson, pigeon detectives, pendulum, stereophonics, the twang
- new music
- beatbullyz, seaside riot, kleptones, atomic hooligan, twisted wheel.
- lee loves his bike, he also plays football the game for gays, and freak spotting ( those were the days dan)
- Scared Of
- opening some cans, and out to do with breaking finger nails! yes im a freak.
- Happiest When
- partying and biking
.co.uk -- dnt ask long story
- getting good now, one handed is the new trick of the month
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how to wow a woman!
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever
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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sat next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Come and go.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be too far gone themselves to know you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
because friends r 4 lyf.....
not jst years (damn) lol
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"10 Great Points About Mountain Bikers"
1: They have strong fingers
2: They always know when to slow down and speed up
3: They have tremendous stamina and endurance
4: They always wear proper protection
5: They have the fastest 'lap' times
6: They know how to work their tools
7: They Love getting dirty
8: The harder and faster they go the better.
9: They know how to work around tight areas with ease
10: They're always practicing so they can become better
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