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Retarded Duck

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Me, Myself, and I: I Retarded Duck am the youngest in a long chain of ducks.My mother was called Slut Duck and my father is called Man Ho Duck.
My one purpose in life - apart from floating on top of water looking for bread- is to tell u all about ...... stuff.Quack Quack Quack!What?I am a Duck!
Music: The Duck song.Aqua *im a little yellow fish*.Dog and Duck Thmeme tune and anything else I am a very univerdal duck!
Films: It's a long way home - mostly cause it has fellow duck in it.
Wizard of us cause I fancy the shit out of Judy Garland.
Halloween cause it made a wet patch in the nest.........
Sports: Duck Racing.The rules are basic.
1. You must be a duck 2 enter.
2. Always were safety goggles - thanks mr mc kearny
3. Push ur oppenemts into the nearest hedge!
Scared Of: Swans - oh they are beastly creatures of the night.
Babies - all they do is cry and eat my precious bread!
Happiest When: Eating, swimming, reproducing..
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My Girlduck: My sexi girl duck is Skank Duck!And she is now heavly pregnant and bout 2 give bith..... no darling not on the bread............

No friends :(