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- Me, Myself, and I
- To any1 that was on my page recently: it's not me that's gone mental, it's my mother.
She forgot 2 take her medication yesterday and went a bit crazy.
After taking the dog for a walk wearing only her socks, she decided 2 hack in2 my bebo 2 make it look as if I was the crazy 1!
She is now safely in the loony bin, thanks 2 every1 for your help catching her when she later went cycling with her tartan skirgifnet on!
- The Other Half Of Me
he's da man!
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1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
rythm of my heart
WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
from paris to berlin
WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
do i ever cross your mind?
WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
boot scootin' boogie
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
i won't back down
ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
you're still the one
WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
twist and shout
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they ae
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
dancin in the dark
THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
the whole of the moon
tie me kangaroo down sport
WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
greatest love of all
WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
hips don't lie
WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
do i ever cross your mind?
YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
does your mother know?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
i am, i feel
WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
kiss the rain
WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
waking up in vegas
WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
HOW WILL I DIE?
THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT?
radio ga ga
0 Comments 173 weeks
Ye know yer scottish wen...
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza/mars bar fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot slaverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about p*shed withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made fae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
19. you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
* hooz it hingin
* get it up ye
* wee beasties
* away an bile yer heid
* humphey backit
* fit like
* o eye like
20. and Finally, u call pot dobe!
0 Comments 294 weeks
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.
12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter is ------- nuts.
15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
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