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Alumeci Diani

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12/19/09 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Being a BITCH means...
I stand up 4 myslf n my beliefs
I stand up 4 those i love
I spik my mind, think my own thots
or do things my way
I wont compromise wats in my heart
I live my life MY way
I wont allow anyone 2 step on me
I refuse 2 tolerate injustice
It means i have da courage n
strength 2 allow myself 2 be me
so try 2 stomp on me, douse my inner flame,
squash evry ounce of beauty I hold within
u wont succeed
n if dat makes me a BITCH, so be it
I embrace da title n m proud 2 be a BITCH!!!
i love it when im with loved ones especially my family mom ,dad nd the crew all my sisters along wid their children..........oh i have the best of time when im wid my 2 boys Peta nd Ra2 ..............um not forgetting my Nakasi soul sisters............nd da Tovolea ...........crew..nd .da Navuloa choir ................besides this i love it when im partying wid my friends ..talking sharing the laughs ...when i over sleep in the morning ...............OH BOY and nofing makes me h
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mY BeSt gAl pAL...........she da Best

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Fergie Pink
Sports
i like volleyball just recently joined netball ....its not that bad its quiet hardcore stuff too.........playing video games like PS2 um...........X love it box computer games a bit of rugby ..........or rug muah
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THE ONE AND ONLY GOD
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  • mother in laws

    Big Game
    A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

    The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

    "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

    Ooops

    A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

    "How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

    "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

    Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

    The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"

    The Funeral Procession

    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a very mean looking dog on a leash. Behind that were 200 women walking single file.
    The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.
    She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
    The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."
    "What happened to him?"
    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
    "Can I borrow the dog?"
    "Get in line."

    0 Comments 215 weeks

  • mother in laws

    Big Game
    A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

    The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

    "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

    Ooops

    A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

    "How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

    "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

    Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

    The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"

    The Funeral Procession

    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a very mean looking dog on a leash. Behind that were 200 women walking single file.
    The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.
    She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
    The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."
    "What happened to him?"
    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
    "Can I borrow the dog?"
    "Get in line."

    0 Comments 215 weeks

  • WOMEN VS MEN

    A Women's Guide To Male English

    -- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

    -- I'm hungry = I'm hungry

    -- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

    -- I'm tired = I'm tired

    -- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

    -- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before

    -- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

    -- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

    A Man's Guide To Female English

    -- We need to talk = I need to complain

    -- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

    -- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

    -- We need = I want

    -- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    -- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

    -- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    -- You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    -- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    -- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

    -- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

    -- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

    -- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

    -- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

    -- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

    -- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    -- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

    -- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

    -- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

    -- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    -- Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

    -- Yes = No

    -- No = No

    -- Maybe = No

    -- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

    -- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

    -- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

    -- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

    -- All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

    0 Comments 215 weeks

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  • Pesiya
    Pesiya

    Oe skank dis magie,remenbr our new years thing:) ,oh n hav a merry christmas....hias sum luv 4rm both of us...

    12/8/10 via Mobile
  • luv Sotia Soko

    its a him nt a her by da wy tanx dol muj luv 4rm us..........................mwua..  ..........zzz

    11/29/10
  • Sotia Soko

    gal u luk diffrent!!!!!!:) :) :) :) long tym eh!!!!!!!!!!!tke kea muj luv from us mwuahzzz

    11/5/10
  • Mz Tuilevuka
    luv Mz Tuilevuka

    qori lewa... ciqo me nomu>>>

    10/29/10
  • Bee
    luv Bee

    bulah nah:* :* :* :* :* :* ::* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

    8/31/10
  • LyTtle Miss Mischief
    luv LyTtle Miss Mischief

    pssssst :D waporaki :P me wase tiko mai na uto damu!!! lol dats mah share... now i want mine!!!! ;) :P

    8/21/10
  • Teejay Bigmist
    luv Teejay Bigmist

    [b] igtime [b] ebo time [b] y igmis Teejay

    8/2/10
  • Teejay Bigmist
    luv Teejay Bigmist

    huts time igmist

    8/2/10
  • luv ChinaTown

    bula..loloma tu yani o Ba.......kere luv mada!

    7/21/10
  • LyTtle Miss Mischief
    luv LyTtle Miss Mischief

    one <3 for my otha half ;) hey you wanna sleep ova one time :D or grog at my place... catch up mada and reminisce our high skool days :P :L :L :L aite hola bek weneva aye ;)

    7/17/10
  • TaiNa
    luv TaiNa

    n u too young lady!! here's the hut u'v bin dying to get!!! n i a little bird told me dat u r working now!! sa yawa! kua ga ni o baci 1 day rich!!! hahahaha! take care!

    7/15/10
  • Mr Mrs Ah Sing
    luv Mr Mrs Ah Sing

    Bula gal...how u doing??hope all is gud with work & lyfe....Im bac @ work...this moi 2nd week...& missing baby too much...Anyways...came to the 100nites where were u guys...sori came bac early coz baby...Anyways..loloma to Selai & baby tila & mum...especially u...lol Qai moce toka..Lolomas The Ah Sing

    7/5/10
  • Dan Rokowaqa
    luv Dan Rokowaqa

    qori yani nomu ate..........me suka lesu mai........hope you like it (the attachment to be exact):L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    6/3/10
  • Tahleii 5/26/10
  • LyTtle Miss Mischief
    luv LyTtle Miss Mischief

    am just keepin my promise ;) everytime i logon... i shall show my 'love' to my otha half ;) so there you go bestie

    5/21/10
  • May V
    luv May V

    doll im so sory for da late reply........man i rilly miss u guys..............ill tok later.............luv ya................sa vacava tiko nomudou seven seater??????????????/

    5/20/10
  • LyTtle Miss Mischief
    luv LyTtle Miss Mischief

    hey galfrend ;) sorry for not always on bebo, well if you must know....bebo sa madra mai, gauna qo sa facebook ga!! :P lol well today is mah 1st day of my skool break....AMEN JESUS :P lol and yes plizzz!! sa rauta mada na con tiko, we shall meet up one time and lets hang out....enuf talkin, why dontcha walk the talk :P e wat tiko mada *flicks fingers* :L :L :L aite then lewage imma bounce....take care and stay safe, always use the condom :P lol xoxoxox

    5/17/10
  • Loving Life
    Loving Life

    isa vosota sa short na utoqu ..............nxt tym.

    5/17/10
  • luv LOte.

    Just sharing the Love ur Way sis Tc and God Bless

    5/12/10
  • Lil Dee
    luv Lil Dee

    hi

    5/10/10