Big Fish: "You calling me a liar???"
Other Big Fish: "I aint calling you for dinner!"
*Fight*

= Fucking awesome lines!

Name: Christian Eric Sander
Nicknames:Chris,Chrissy,German,sau
 sage?
Birthday: 7th May
Place of Birth: Deutschland
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Male or Female: I'm an old man
Grade: 6th year yea!
School: St. le Marks!!!!!
Occupation: I dont know anymore
MSN Screen Name: Sour Kraut

__Your Appearance___

Hair Color: Fairly blond!
Hair Length: Short
Eye color: Blau
Height: One and a half tons
Braces?: Muahahaha no!
Glasses?: Only in school when i'm lookin at stuffs
Piercings: Look at answer below
Tattoos: Soooooon
Righty or Lefty: Right-e-o

___Your 'Firsts'___

First best friend: Jonas something or stuff
First Award: Swimming .. came first oh yeah!
First Sport You Joined: Swimming or squash!
First pet: Freeway! A shi-tzu
First Concert: Trivium : (
First Love: Gotta be Sho

___ Favourites___

Movie: Dead man's shoes
TV programme: Ummm not sex in the city ...
Color: Blood Red
Rapper: Vanilla Ice!
Band: Dire Straits
Song Right Now: Groove Armada - Superstylin'
Friend: Sean! Nino is like stupid and stuff
Sweet: Marzipan!
Sport: Walking to stuff
Restuarant: Nino's Kitchen
Favorite brand: Brylcreme( Sex in a tube! )
Store: Virgin Megastores!
School Subject: English!
Animal: Luas
Book: "A feast for crows" - George RR Martin
Magazine: Free handouts
Shoes: Cons!

___Currently___

Feeling: Quite devilishly handsome!
Single or Taken?: Taken and a half!
Have a crush: Tch on my gf
Eating: I wish : (
Drinking: Tea!
Typing: Purposefully
Online?: Yeah fairly
Listening To: Everything on random!
Wanting To: Eat!
Watching: My typisms
Wearing: The wrong type of boxers

___Your Future___

Want Kids? *Shudders*
Want to be Married?: Hmmmmm
Careers in Mind: Gonna be a Suit FULLSTOP
Where do you want to live: Scandinavia or Asia
Car: Like my grandad i need a BMW

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

Hair colour: Dark?
Hair length: So long as it looks good i'm happy
Eye colour: Blue
Measurements: Hahaha where?
Cute or Sexy: Cuuuuuuute! very cuute!
Hugs or Kisses: A hugging kiss?
Lips or Eyes: Ooooooo how whichever shine more
Short or Tall: haha bubbles' height!
Easygoing or serious: Easy...lol (i dont seem to be able to think then talk!)
Romantic or Spontaneous: I dont know, isnt that my job?
Fatty or Skinny: !!!!!! Trick question!
Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive! ewwww loud
Hook-up or Relationship: Can you hook-up into a relationship?
Sweet or Caring: Caring
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: This section isnt for guys is it?

___Have you ever______

Ran Away From Home: No, where would i have gotten food?
Broken a bone: Nope (German quality at its finest)
Got an X-ray: Oh Yeah! Thrice i think on my head and chest
Been with someone: Lemme check...
Broke someones Heart: With a mace?
Broke Up With Someone: Hahaha Not my job!!!
Cried When Someone Died: Ja
Cried At School: Umm in Germany und Singapore ja?

___Do You Believe In___

God: No
Miracles: Of science?
Love At First sight: nopes
Ghosts: Nein
Aliens: Hey they could exist!
Soul Mates: C'etait impossible!
Heaven: On my deathbed
Hell: On my deathbed
Angels: Ach nein
Kissing on The First Date: Ahaha Always!
Horoscopes: I love em