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Jamie Court

Dumfries sucks....

12/1/09 | me too! | Reply

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Cider, friends, cheese, The Simpsons, Avril Lavigne, Prison Break, rugby, American History X, Magaluf, Lost, Faithless, The Streets, Paris Hilton, The Butterfly Effect, Laos, The Wickerman, dancing, tattie scones, The Beach, rum, Cambodia, Nutella, football, Water World, Amsterdam, Johnny Cash, StarDust, Cheese XL, Family Guy, Buffy, Lilly Allen, Trainspotting, Larsson, long lie ins, tomato sauce, Scotland, Thailand, prawn cocktail crisps, girls, Australia, bingo, Vietnam, Queen of the South and Celtic
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  • Things to do in an Elevator

    1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
    2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
    4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
    5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been"
    6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream,"That's mine!"
    7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
    8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
    9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
    10) Leave a small box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
    11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
    12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
    13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
    14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
    15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
    16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
    17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
    18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
    19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
    20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
    21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
    22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
    23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
    25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

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  • K Smith

    in jaks lol. Yep this twn is shite. Nly thing gan 4 me is that ave no left dumfries so a dno wt am missin ha. Yeh, i ken cuple o folk who dun that. Meant to be awesome. Nothin really new...just workin away, getin messy at w.e, fitba and wi th mrs. Same old story, depresin ha x

    12/1/09 via Mobile
  • K Smith

    just minded seein u on sat. Bet ur depressd bein bak here mate? U gan away again? X

    12/1/09 via Mobile
  • Leanne

    yeah i was but got bored really quick again.how was your nite

    11/29/09 via Mobile
  • Leanne

    welcome home.i hear u surprised bex.i thought you were gonna jump out a cake at her party though lol

    11/29/09 via Mobile
  • Viva La Pac-Man
    luv Viva La Pac-Man

    hiya matey hws u ? wht u bn up 2 nw adays where u now? xx

  • Real Fergie
    luv Real Fergie

    Awrite lad. How it going? Where you at these days? Been lookin at your pictures and it looks like your enjoyin your self. When is it your gettin back? much love x

    10/21/09 via Mobile
  • Jemappelle JEn
    luv Jemappelle JEn

    jamith! xxxxx

  • Jay Mc Laren
    Jay Mc Laren

    go 2 chawang beach, theres a few gud nite spots there, green mango and a few others, dats all we did there realy just drink, the best place in the world, tropical murphys an all yeah, naw panel beating up here the last few months, its all gud, savein 2 do asia on the way home need some dow low, howd u travel though it bus or wat? ps.i was da best chick out chick evr yeah,

  • Jay Mc Laren
    Jay Mc Laren

    everyfings gud here still here, aye full moon is unbeliveable isnt it, wer u on chwang in koh samui,

  • Jay Mc Laren
    Jay Mc Laren

    yes beautiful wat part of the world ye in now or wat, some gud pics der

  • Drowzy

    im a multi millionare ! ! ! nah thats a lie im a bricky well almost. been gan with mhairi for more than 3 years. quite geed wat have you been up to oll boy ? ?

    9/27/09 via Mobile
  • luv Beattie .

    alrite. only 1 day till i leave now. just finished packing. What time do you arrive in bangkok on your flight?

  • Jemappelle JEn
    luv Jemappelle JEn

    jamith?? xxx