You don't come on here, but I fucking love you. you're asleep right now. next to me.

I'm glad (: im not that scary though? come and see me! ILOVEYOUMATHEW! xxxxxx

Omggg why have you not spoke to me in 1 week? DID I SCARE YOU AWAY ?!?! omg no ): ilyyyy xx

The most dangerous machine known to man!

Dear Mathew; Thats okay (: You have to come and see me, or i will actually cry ): come and see me on saturday? (: ilyilyilyilyilyilyyyyyy!!!!!! xxxxxxx

OMG RIGHT! i had a dream last night that i was sitting on a bench, then a LASAGNE with a MOUSTACHE was saying 'please be quite please' when i was being quiet!! D= you're never ever ever on msnnnnn ): I LOVE MATHEW TRACTY <3 (more than anyone else does)

OMG! i had a dream that i was in biggleswade and then my legs were tired so a stool in the shape of a black sheep came and took me to currys where ashley bought himself a green dildo and told me to go and buy batteries, so i did in tesco and then i was at john eve park and on one side of it (where tesco was meant to be) was the sea, then there was like, a blizzard on the otherside with mountains and i went there and met paula radcliffe (: love you x

you disappointed me today matthew... it was sad to see that you have broken your 100% attendance most sad <3 xx

Really? Damn, I just didn't bother getting up tbh, i didn't know it was shut today. Mom was like, feeling like going? No./ Okay (: Me and Tam and some peoples made a snowman he was epic. and we raped him then smashed him x] It was great. Pictures/videos soon Yeh, Amy told me she said something about i had to talk to Lucy about.... something i don't know what I've either forgotton, or I wasn't listening.. Either is a possibility (: Yes, be nice Wednesday. I'm feeling quite damaged tbh. ;/ Haha, rape isn't the word <3

I'm pretty sure it was Bonno you said I would end up talking to *shrugs Either way, I'm not talking to bonno. >< Yes, poor lisa is shit scared of you. Stop shouting at her, else I'l have to hit you ever more. Douchebag (: But i love my pen. Besides, I can't exactly be like yo matt, gimme your pen, i wanna draw on you coz you wouldnt >.< Wow. Tbh i forgot they were at yours. I haven't spoken to her since before Christman, unfortunatly. I do not possess her number, as far as I know. I'm sure you will enjoy it, even tho you yhaven't actually moaned about it all term. You do harrass kids. And it seems they find it hilarious when I beat you up for them (: They laughed a lot x] No, I hit you beacause you were harrassing children, and wouldn't listen to me shouting at you, dear. Your own fault (: Oh, I will. I'm with Tam mwah haha. <3

I AM a 45yearold mother (: Good, I'm trying rather hard to not beat you up but you really should stop harrassing kids from years below us. They get terrified, and I'm afraid I have to hurt you for them (: I'l try not to call you Peter. I just don't think before I talk you know that As for not drawing on you... I'm not sure if I can unconscience habit, yaknow (: Have a good weekend dear. xoxox

Well leave it on and i shall contact you before i depart on my voyage to the land of Biggleswank (: I'm afraid if you stroke my hair, i may have to knife you ): orrrr wear a hood for the whole day, then i will cry. I Love You Too Mr.Tracty (: OMFG i haven't had a dream in yonky donks )': x x x x x

omfgeeeee your little phone thing is never on ): You must come and see me soon (: or else i shant be your friend. LOVE YOU MY DARLINGGGGG (L) x

Dear, in response to th text you made nix send, Yes, i will be at school. Unfortunatly... ;/ I quite enjoyed my length of time off school (: I came on Thursday, for about 5 minutes. (n) It was a terrible experience. <3

Dearest Matthew <3 i was horrifed at the comment you made about me "the only thing Connie works hard at is hard men" yet i struggleed to contain my laughter, as it was epic... and maybe true. i did not appreciate you looking at me and bursting out into laughter.. it confused me to say the least, if it wasnt for Eagle Eye Grover telling me i would have been totally oblivious! your very own scale model <3<3 x

Everything vaguely gay or potatoey looks like him, poor old chap.

Listen matt i dont care what ur excuse is just stop sayin shit about me (y) cos you are really starting to fuck me off. Especially to my best friend, you stupid cunt. So shut up, before i get really pissed off. gotit?

Unfortunately my papermate 2020 click m has ran out (n) they do, i feel like a page 3 version of thumbelina ;] <3 love you dearest matthew only 12 more hours

yes... his penis ^o) no. im staying away from men for a while. so i can still come near you haha, ima kidding. Guess what. the game. i miss bonno and im a complete fucktard (Y) yes, i know i am extremely annoying. he is a fag. he wants to come round mine tomorrow to play fable 2, even tho he knows i already finished it like 6 days ago. yes. i dream of raping lewis all the time (y) blatez. last night i dreamt that i was some agent >.< and had to get things, from under this fence thing, and collectup keys using dogs, then squeeze through some whole in th fence that was impossible. then went home, and my entire family were the makers of th mighty boosh, and the main character was shit scared, and didnt wasnt to do stuff then he turned into an orange and was singing about whether or not to go one with the show, and little oranges around him were trying to convince him to >.< was weird i ach decided not to. im not in a very amazing mood. iv run out <3