If you are using Internet Explorer 6, you may not have the best Bebo experience. Please consider upgrading.
- chainsaw say neh neh neh neh neh!!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- 6 lads! no dishwasher not even a fucking woman!!!
♥☆!!!Ich liebe Deutschland ♥☆
little bit forward little bit back. . . .in your ear backwards . . . .
the new national anthem!?!?
☆my AA buddies came back!!!!☆
If you're talking to another girl, make sure your girlfriends looking. When she is,
stare into her eyes mouth the words "f*** you" and grab the other girls ass.
Girls love competition.
"whistle for a hottie! WOO WOO WOO WOO"
"yes i do think he is sexy and yes i do want rod stewart"s body!!!!!!"
- The Other Half Of Me
smutt on wheels!!
- * stool dancin its extreme!!*
- Scared Of
- being buried alive!!!! & them damn swooping pigeons!!! there after us mark my words!!
- Happiest When
- most of the time espically when im dusting!!!!!
- most stuff!!!
- tea!!! . . . its the truth!!!
- Deutschland!!! (48)
- boato!!! (46)
- My Album (48)
- oxo 08 (42)
- foos (14)
- con's 18th and the like! (20)
- hangover galore!!!!! (41)
- debs 08! (24)
- bulgaria!!!! (41)
- maizie's!!! (49)
- paddys day . .s! (48)
- ya big benny! (45)
- lil jimis (32)
- paris feb 09 (48)
- part 2ies!! and the like! (46)
- easter week (48)
- oh sicky sicky!! (48)
- grad (28)
- the ususal!! (45)
- halloween 08 (25)
- G-G-G-Galway (14)
For any lads who aren't quite sure how 2 make women happy...
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness
1 Comment 268 weeks
This is a recount of the events that resulted in my existence being significantly altered. I would like to be granted a moment and request that you sit in the very location that you are at this moment and I shall reiterate the memoir that eventually led to my acquisition of the title "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air".
I was sired and fostered in Western Philadelphia. I spent many a days of my youth in a designated playing area for young persons such as my self. One day, I was reposing and relaxing to the utmost extent whilst engaging in the activity known as basketball together with my peers, when a group of incorrigible troubled youths began a controversy in my neighborhood. I was involved in a slight yet troubling altercation and as a result of this my mother had become frightened which led to her to the conclusion that I was to be relocated to my Aunt and Uncle's dwelling in the western part of Los Angeles; the faux-gated community known as Bel Air.
0 Comments 294 weeks
**snakey hips on him!**
** its about being delish! . . .you wouldn't understand!**
** bendy bendy stick it in!**
** fobbin us off makin us think there real babies!-well ther no foolin me! **
** dont take acid kids or "L.S.D" as you cool kids call it cos my friend took it one mornin right!!! (and its very important that you remeber it was in the mornin and he went to the off liscence cos thats what acid makes ya wanna do! and on his journey home he got attacked by !"*--trolls--*"! so he clobered one of the !"*--trolls--*"! over the head and took it captive but only i wasnt a !"*--troll--*"! it was an 8 yr old boy with down snydrom!!! so thats why kids dont take acid!!**
** rain rain go away come again another day! (in a really angry northen accent)**
** yes i suffer from a condition known as 3boobites thank you for drawin attention to it!**
*lets all go to tesco ba da da da hay!*
** on the shed on the shed on the shed!*
**-Smell a shite
**do you hav any cans??...aw...ja want an E? (to be said really sweetly!)**
**-Did u just piss on me??
-it was u ya still hav ur cock out!!**
**oh theres the girls**
**-where ya 4om?
-jesus every1s 4om fuckin donegal
-donegal must be feckin empty!
-oh rite dunno any1 4om duldalk!**
**whats so invalid about the toilet?? **
**whistle for a hottie! woo woo woo!**
*ku ku malaude je suis papilion!*
*should have gone to specsavers!!*
*who's your cuz??* *she is??*
*am i a smurf??*
*i've got a plan!*
*kimpy! kimpy! kimpy!*
*ah i stepped in a puddle!*
*farewell trolley people!*
*i have a big head and small arms i dont think you thought this though propaly**
0 Comments 315 weeks
close What Type of Person Do You Attract?
My result is: You attract unstable people!
Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
Are you an Angel or Devil?
See More Quizzes
close Video Box
Having AutoPlay on gives you the best media experience on Bebo. When you visit another user's profile, their Video Box will automatically start playing their current favorite video.
You can change your account settings at anytime here: account settings