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Dan Morton

Off my tits on pure fuck all!keeemon nay muny laad!

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  • sandwiches


    A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
    Unfortunately,
    he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
    years
    old.
    One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
    They
    have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
    asleep
    on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
    As you
    might expect things start to heat up.
    The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
    his
    girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
    she
    wants a new position.







    Lettuce!!!





    Tomato!!!



    Lettuce!!!




    Tomato!!!



    Lettuce!!!



    Tomato!!!



    She screams.


    Lettuce!!!



    Tomato!!!


    Whoa!!!


    PULL IT OUT!!!


    PULL IT OUT NOW!!!


    I can't get pregnant!



    Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
    sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
    face

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  • TESCO


    20things to do if u get bored in Tesco's

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley
    when
    they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
    intervals.
    3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
    10
    at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
    6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
    invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
    ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
    pick your nose.

    10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
    if
    he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
    from Mission Impossible.

    12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
    different size funnels.

    13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
    PICK
    ME! PICK ME!!!!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal
    position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly...."Hey! We're out of
    toilet paper in here!"
    16. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
    down
    on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"
    17. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in
    each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your
    best
    John Wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making
    gun
    noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
    bullets to the chest.
    18. Grab some ladies knickers in the lingerie section and rub then up
    and
    down on your face whilst moaning " ooohhhh Mother, oooohhhh Mother I
    miss
    you"
    19. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
    nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and
    enjoy the film. ( porn film and kleenex are optional)
    20. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them sky
    ward
    whilst screaming" fly my little ones, fly and be free"

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    fogot to give u sum love bbe x x x

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    daniel morton u are the most gawjus man alive lol i love u frm the bottom of my heart and always will ! i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with u,and get marryd and have babys I LOVE U BIG MILLIONS x x x

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    Fuuuk You Mind :DD .. You Better Naw Say Owt Daaaaan!.. Or Me & You Will Fall Owt :( .xxx

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    Daaaaaaans Gaaaaaaaaaaaay 8) :DD xxx

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    u are my life dan i luv u x x x

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    wel a totaly luv u more dan and am so excitd for tuesday luv u wiv all my heart x x x

    12/27/09 via Mobile
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    i cant wait til tuesday dan,me and u foreva afta that x x x

    12/27/09 via Mobile
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    Radgiieeee :D xxxxx

    12/20/09
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    Were wud a be wi owt u Daniel morton ? prob sittin in morpeth by now haha i think its bowt time we had sum luck so av put a GOOD luck spell on us both ok,so frm this moment onwards things cn only get better lol luv u x x x

    12/9/09 via Mobile
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    Ad still do yi sittin on the toilet hahaha xxxx In reply to: "Haaaaa look at ma pic am taken a dump lyk haw paar wat chava!" by Dan Morton

    11/30/09
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    Mather

    haha they are min n a fink ur the qwakaz 1 like

    11/7/09
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    Mather

    dan av just been lookin at ya fottoz ya had sum radje times like haha

    11/5/09
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    pal :DD xxx

    8/19/09
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    My name is kirsty x

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    Kirsty W

    Think u 4 accepting me hun :)

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