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- Whats pink & hangs out your pants?... Your ma! Lol!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Just started a new job at Fujitsu and finding it hard to adjust to employed life again! Early mornings, traffic, wearing a shirt, shaving etc is just a pain! Better than the dole tho!
Also just bought a new motor, something that actually looks good and can shift, so I'm happy about that!
Luv my DJing and still into quality Dance music - but I still take the odd Party and Wedding booking if your interested!
If you're on Xbox Live add me: pugwall007
www.markdjbond.com - currently under construction. Again!
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- Trance, Progressive and Electro House mainly - Above & Beyond, David West, Andy Moor, Markus Schulz, Gabriel & Dresden, Deadmau5, Pryda, Ferry Corsten, Armin Van Buuren, DJ Tiesto, Gareth Emery, Agnelli & Nelson, Eddie Halliwell, John O'Callaghan, Lange, Super8, DJ Tab, David Forbes, Alex MORPH, Tocadisco, Steve Angello, Sebastian Ingrosso, Axwell, Dave Spoon & Dirty South and more. So sick of R&B and chart at the minute, its everywhere and not enough places playing quality dance music. Well in Derry anyway! Hate cheese!! Redrooms finally caught on - Happy Days!
- Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Demolition Man, Kill Bill 1&2, Lethal Weapons, Anchorman, Zoolander, Back to the Future Trilogy, Loaded Weapon 1, The Rock, Unbreakable, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Dumb & Dumber, There's Something About Mary, Ghostbusters 1&2, Terminator 1&2, Con Air, Rambos and Rockys! Most Bond and Steven Seagal (legend) films. Oh I can't forget Die Hard!
- Football mainly and a bita tennis when I can get the chance. Recently squash has been a bit of a fav, but I'm only starting. Man Utd Premiership winners again this season!
- Scared Of
- Accidents - man they suck
- Happiest When
- Eating junk, dancing in Lush to bangin' beats, having a few jars and a bita craic and playing COD4/5 & Pro Evo on my Xbox 360!
- Sunburn, people that do stuff to cars (u don't touch another guy's vehicle! - John Travolta in Pulp Fiction), chavs, thieves, scumbags, spongers etc etc
- I Wish...
- There was a motorway to Belfast from Londonderry (or at least a Dungiven bypass!), I had a Skyline, Houses were affordable, I could DJ somewhere just 1 Friday or Saturday a month (and play music that I like) too many more...
- Jason Bond
- Lynsey D
- Niamh T
- Warren Bond
- Adam Coulter
- Karen Chambers
- Jonny Bell
- Edel McLaughlin
- Gareth Gallagher
- Marty Mac
- Emma McB
- Stevie Mchugh
- Red Rooms Derry
- Kal Kler
- Glen Kitson
- Andrew McGarrigle
- Andrew McKinney
- Karen Mc Daid -Unique
- Emma Collins
- Benzo Lorenzo
- Shooter McGavin
- Tracy Buchanan
- Claire Campbell
- Louise Fleming
- Joanne Black
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- Hell Yeah!
- I believe so
- No bloody way!
• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Are those real?
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
• Tell me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
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1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more that meet the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly until his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling "Bang!"
8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya!"
10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
12. When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into the backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.
14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
16. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
17.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
18. Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
19. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
20. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that an
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