WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BLACK FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will repost thiS

A Fijian man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was
the only Fijian man there.

As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "COLORED people are not allowed here."

The Fijian man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"listen when i was born, i was BROWN, "
"When i grew up, i was BROWN, "
"When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "
"When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN, "
"When I'm cold, I'm BROWN,
"When i die, i'll be BROWN ."

But you"
"When you were born, you were PINK, "
"When you grow up, you are WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN,
"When you go in the sun, you turn RED, "
"When you're cold, you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die, you turn PURPLE."
"And you have the nerve to call me COLORED!?!?!?"