MAIN NIGGA is the one that the woman spends all of her time with. He doesn’t have to be the finest nigga in the world but he is the one that she loves the most. The Main comes with all of the love, sex, and emotions. She loves him more than anyone, their chemistry when they’re fuckin’ is the greatest thing ever, and their relationship is a big emotional rollercoaster. He is usually the one she talks to late at night and the one she falls asleep on the phone with. The Main Nigga is the only nigga the woman buys things for. He is also the one the woman craves like ice cream in the middle of the night. He can do her body right and her body can not help the fact he is the best she’s ever had. The woman is not stupid and part of her knows that her Main Nigga may have a couple of hoes on the side. That's why the woman has a Side Nigga.

2. SIDE NIGGA is the one the woman runs to when her Main Nigga is trippin or has already fucked up. The woman can always count on the Side Nigga to take her mind off of her Main. They are so close its as if they are together but because of her security of being with her main she never lets her Side mix in with her Main. The situation of love does come up every now and then but they both know without saying there’s a chance they may never be together exclusively. If you make a wise choice he is usually the most discreet nigga you talk to and you will never get caught as long as he isn’t a hot head and isn’t jealous like the “Friend”.

3. THE “FRIEND” is the one that you’re really cool with. He is the one that can look at you when you just woke up and say “Damn, you sexy”. He is the one that drops by and asks nothing of you except your company. But you also have the uncomfortable conversations about you giving him some ass one day. He is unfortunately the “Friend” and is stuck in the “Friend Zone”. There is a part of the woman that really likes him but the other part won’t let her go all the way with him. Why? There are many reasons why she can’t let go. Maybe because she doesn’t find him attractive in that way, they are too close of friends, he isn’t her type, or maybe because she is a woman. No matter how hard women try, we are too emotional, forgiving, and compassionate for us to be so careless and loose like men are. But the woman listens to the “Friend” talk shit about her Main. He’s jealous of the Main Nigga and most likely knows about the Side Nigga. Knowing all of this, he still speaks of wanting to be with her. But just like the Side Nigga he keeps yall relationship under the wraps. When you’re Main is acting up, your Side is unavailable, and you’re “Friend” is being a baby about you not giving him no play you always have your Eye Candy.

4. EYE CANDY is probably the worst of all the niggas you talk to. He is the finest nigga you talk to as well. And in his face the woman may be real cool, sexy, and confident but when the woman is with her girls she giggles about how sexy he is. It’s true when we say Eye Candy. He is nothing more than something pretty to look at. He is real cool and fun to be around, yall can kick it all day and all night but the woman knows her boundaries. Eye Candy is the sexiest but is the most dangerous. He may have a baby momma or two, bad credit, a criminal record, or maybe is just an asshole. Yall can kick it because he drinks and or smokes. So whether it be a baby momma calling yo’ phone, yo’ credit card company telling you of some unusual spending, or the police questioning you, Eye Candy should be kept at a distance and should never be given any valuable information about you. Keep it strictly about the fun and the games…nothing more

LADIES get respect, HOES get wat they deserve

LADIES get catered 2, HOES gotta serve

LADIES stand by they man, HOES got anotha one on the side

LADIES wanna make luv, HOES just wanna ride

LADIES tell the truth, HOES lie all the time

LADIES are sexy classy and smart, HOES r just fine

LADIES got they own car, HOES need a oil change

LADIES shoot the target, HOES get out of range

LADIES want a husband, HOES want a thug

LADIES want success, HOES want a car wit dubbs

LADIES have children, HOES get knockd up

LADIES care for others, HOES just don't give
a fuck

LADIES go 2 college, HOES go 2 jail

LADIES appreciate this poem, HOES r mad as hell