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Biggest mistake in life
Swapping my room in my shithole of a house in Dublin with captain Con Donaghy as I am Now in a box room that is smaller than a room under the stairs and the bed is an absolute pile of shite!! My old room or his room now is big and has a double bed and a telly and a wardrop and doesnt have a big Fuckin noisy boiler at the end of the bed!! Absolutely ragin I was generous enough to swop rooms with that big egit!!! Taht sums up my biggest mistake in LIFE!!!
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No preferences just has to be good or Dirty!! Goin to cinema once a week now so sein a gud few!!
Sports
Rugger, Gaa, Drinkin, Downin Pints, Skullin Guinness and soccer..
Scared Of
Walkinstown as there are shootouts most nights and I am surely gonna walk in to the middle of one, one of these days!! Also the 3 women that live in the house, And finally the house itself as it is liable to falll down one of these days...
Happiest When
Doin some of the sports I have listed. Not in the house in Walkinstown.. In College spending all my money, making money, with my friends, havin d craic and playing rugby..
Fav Food
Steak!! most meats and pasta dishes.. Now that I`m in college I never get to see steak or meat it`s all focking pasta pasta pasta and egss..
Music??
Britney Spears, Blue, Westlife and all pop music!...I can't get enough of it! I LUV SHANE WARD! Yeah Fuckin right ya can thank Captain Con Donaghy For that little bit of music info!!!
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Cian Donnelly

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  • The wingman dictionary of slang 52 days ago

    Wingman Jargon

    air superiority
    when the flight team has established a comfortable
    conversation with the BT and CB.

    BT bombing target;
    the hot chick.

    banzai shot
    much as kamikaze pilots were given a ceremonial shot of sake
    before being sealed in their cockpits, the flight leader should buy his wingman a shot prior to a mission.

    betty
    an alliteration of Bombing Target.

    bogie
    a friend of the BT that has not yet been identified as a CB.

    CB cock blocker;
    the hot girl’s troublesome friend and sworn enemy of the
    wingman. Also called a bandit.

    dogfight
    dancing with a CB.

    FL flight leader;
    also called the bombardier.

    flak snide
    remarks made by a CB in an attempt to drive the flight team from
    the skies.

    flying blind
    when the wingman indulges in so much in-flight refueling he
    jeopardizes the mission.

    getting pinged
    initial eye contact with a BT.

    in-flight refueling
    when a wingman orders a flurry of shots to help him
    complete his mission.

    kamikaze mission
    when the wingman is likely to end up in the clutches of
    the CB.

    landing gear
    a wingman’s self-respect; if a FL asks his wingman to “leave his
    landing gear behind,” he’s preparing the wingman for a flak storm or
    kamikaze mission.

    POW Prisoner of a Warthog;
    to go home with a CB, the supreme sacrifice of a
    wingman.

    Pig Alley
    a play off of the Korean War’s infamous MIG Alley, this describes a
    BT swarming with CBs.

    shite leader
    a would-be flight leader without the skills to complete the
    mission.

    shoot and scoot
    an attempt to engage with more than one CB at a time.
    tailgunning when the wingman disgracefully abandons his air cover duties
    and attempts his own bombing run his air cover duties and attempts his own
    bombing run on the BT.

    yank and bank
    an attempt by the FL to maneuver the BT away from the
    wingman and CB for some one-on-one time.

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  • Read This short Story!!!


    A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".
    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
    spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
    turns to her and says,
    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". He takes her hand and says,
    "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed,"...let's put all these Frosties back in the box"!

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  • 26 Ways to please ur young one!!!

    1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

    10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    25. when she gives you a present on your b

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  • CHRISTMAS CRACKERS!!!

    After Exams Party Nights!!!


    WED 13TH DEC: D-TWO (Over 19s)
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    FRI 15th DEC: 21 CLUB
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    MON 18TH : D-TWO (over 18’s)
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    TUES 19TH : REDZ
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    WED 20th : D-TWO AND 21 CLUB
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    hey mike(lamb chops),wel i told u id rite 2 u!!!:) im gona send u a request 2 b my ota half,k!wel ad da cold shower didnt do much 4 da arms dr killin me!i cant wait 4 sarahs sausage fest 2 moro,gona b mad craic,nd as i said il keep u 'informed'on wats goin on!:) soir i neva txt u bak,i only ad 4 c...

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    Camille Jaoulane

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    11/21/10
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    11/20/10
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  • Light Nightclub
    Light Nightclub

    Hey Mike Tormey, Have we got news for you! Paddy's Eve @ Light, Join STACEY SOLOMON and OLLY MUIRS yes thats right it is confirmed that Olly will be supporting Stacy tomorrow night @ Light. Stacey will take to the stage at midnight. So get there early. Doors 9pm.Pints and bottles 4euro everything else 3 euro. Dont forget your camera's girls. This is a party you cannot miss! Bring on that Festive madness.

    3/15/10
  • Light Nightclub
    Light Nightclub

    Hey Mike Tormey, Can you believe the gorgeous STACEY SOLOMON from Xfactor will be Attending one of Light Nightclubs biggest party of the year. Tuesday the 16th of March(Paddy’s Eve), for one night only Stacy Solomon will be performing 5-6 tracks then dance the night away @ Light. Celebrate the start of your paddy’s week on Paddy’s eve with us and Stacy Solomon @ Light Nightclub.Doors open 9pm. Tickets are on sale now and can be bought @ the club. Just email sarah@lightnightclub.ie for more information. Hope to see you all there. Bring on that Festive Madness...

    3/10/10
  • Paddy The Plasterer
    luv Paddy The Plasterer

    well slut, fuck all boss, nah wont be in dub till next week im afraid, tis a loada me long one, grand il give ya a shout if im up d kilbeggan way any time soon! u still workin like a jap? mine is 0861995124

    9/17/09
  • Jan Douglas
    luv Jan Douglas

    hello mike!!! just back up college now!! happy out! hows u gettin on?? were u in america for the summer too? any fun for me??

    9/7/09
  • Light Nightclub
    Light Nightclub

    Hi Mike Tormey, Hope to see you this weekend @ Heavens Malibu BEACH PARTY starting this Thursday with all drinks 3euro this BEACH PARTY is going to be our Biggest and Best Beach Party ever, with special guests and fm 104 Frank Jezz on Saturday night. One Lucky Person will win a trip for two to MALIBU in Sunny California in our WET T SHIRT Comp this Prize will be given out on Saturday night in our Final. First heat Thursday night, Second Heat Friday Night and the Final Saturday. If you wish to enter are competition speak to Sarah on the front door on the night and she will give you a white T Shirt so you can enter are competition. So girls if your daring enough join us @ Heaven this weekend...........

    8/25/09
  • Stacey Mc Ginty
    Stacey Mc Ginty

    yo new York still mad crack;) in LA now pretty cool here went on movie star home tour and feel asleep excitin but I did see the playboy mansion :)

    8/19/09 via Mobile
  • Anger Management
    Anger Management

    Mike, Just a reminder that Series 2 of ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY is now on every Wednesday and Sunday @ 10pm on 92.5 Phoenix FM. And we're looking for YOU! We require people to compete in quick on-air phone competitions and have today reached a deal with UCI Cinemas to give FREE TICKETS to ANYONE who competes! That's right, you don't even need to win the competition to get the prizes! To win your tickets, ALL you have to do is: live in Ireland (sorry international folk, we're working on something for our Podcasters though) and reply to this comment saying "I'VE GOT THE ANGER!" That's it! Someone on the team will then contact you with details and, once you compete, you'll have your free tickets. We'll be giving them away first-come, first-served, so get your comments in now and avail of this cool prize. Oh and folks, STAY ANGRY!

    8/13/09
  • Light Nightclub
    Light Nightclub

    hey Mike Tormey, Were going mad @ Heaven Tonight with are First Friday Of the Month Special........ ALL DRINKS 3 EURO, ALL NIGHT LONG...... Doors open 10.30, Admission 12 euro OR HALF PRICE Before 11.30....... Beat the Queue Get here Early.

    8/7/09
  • Light Nightclub
    Light Nightclub

    Hey Mike Tormey, Heaven Nightclub's White Foam Party Starts Thursday 2nd with 3euro a drink, Doors Open 11pm. Friday Night Doors Open 10.30 till Late, Saturday night Wear White Get Admission Half price B4 11.30, With Fm 104 Dj Frank Jezz, Doors open 10.30 till Late. Arrive Early to Avoid Dissapointment, This Will be one of The biggest Foam Party's in Dublin Ever Dont miss out. See you all There.

    7/2/09
  • Kelly
    Kelly

    Hey mike how ya gettin on,.?! profits down in dah pub wit ya! Lol :)

    6/20/09 via Mobile
  • Aisling Reid

    Hey.. how you doin ova dr?!

    6/12/09 via Mobile
  • Susan Glennon
    Susan Glennon

    Well, how's America? Where about's are you? I'm back in Oz and feels like I never left!! Was kinda sad leaving home this time though, but glad to be back here :)

    6/9/09
  • Philip Conaty
    Philip Conaty

    yeah found an oul oul shack for ya, even worse den d dorms in wilsons. a huar a session will be had tonight!!

    6/5/09