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- DYYIIIIIIINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
- Me, Myself, and I
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- Biggest mistake in life
- Swapping my room in my shithole of a house in Dublin with captain Con Donaghy as I am Now in a box room that is smaller than a room under the stairs and the bed is an absolute pile of shite!! My old room or his room now is big and has a double bed and a telly and a wardrop and doesnt have a big Fuckin noisy boiler at the end of the bed!! Absolutely ragin I was generous enough to swop rooms with that big egit!!! Taht sums up my biggest mistake in LIFE!!!
- No preferences just has to be good or Dirty!! Goin to cinema once a week now so sein a gud few!!
- Rugger, Gaa, Drinkin, Downin Pints, Skullin Guinness and soccer..
- Scared Of
- Walkinstown as there are shootouts most nights and I am surely gonna walk in to the middle of one, one of these days!! Also the 3 women that live in the house, And finally the house itself as it is liable to falll down one of these days...
- Happiest When
- Doin some of the sports I have listed. Not in the house in Walkinstown.. In College spending all my money, making money, with my friends, havin d craic and playing rugby..
- Fav Food
- Steak!! most meats and pasta dishes.. Now that I`m in college I never get to see steak or meat it`s all focking pasta pasta pasta and egss..
- Britney Spears, Blue, Westlife and all pop music!...I can't get enough of it! I LUV SHANE WARD! Yeah Fuckin right ya can thank Captain Con Donaghy For that little bit of music info!!!
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when the flight team has established a comfortable
conversation with the BT and CB.
BT bombing target;
the hot chick.
much as kamikaze pilots were given a ceremonial shot of sake
before being sealed in their cockpits, the flight leader should buy his wingman a shot prior to a mission.
an alliteration of Bombing Target.
a friend of the BT that has not yet been identified as a CB.
CB cock blocker;
the hot girl’s troublesome friend and sworn enemy of the
wingman. Also called a bandit.
dancing with a CB.
FL flight leader;
also called the bombardier.
remarks made by a CB in an attempt to drive the flight team from
when the wingman indulges in so much in-flight refueling he
jeopardizes the mission.
initial eye contact with a BT.
when a wingman orders a flurry of shots to help him
complete his mission.
when the wingman is likely to end up in the clutches of
a wingman’s self-respect; if a FL asks his wingman to “leave his
landing gear behind,” he’s preparing the wingman for a flak storm or
POW Prisoner of a Warthog;
to go home with a CB, the supreme sacrifice of a
a play off of the Korean War’s infamous MIG Alley, this describes a
BT swarming with CBs.
a would-be flight leader without the skills to complete the
shoot and scoot
an attempt to engage with more than one CB at a time.
tailgunning when the wingman disgracefully abandons his air cover duties
and attempts his own bombing run his air cover duties and attempts his own
bombing run on the BT.
yank and bank
an attempt by the FL to maneuver the BT away from the
wingman and CB for some one-on-one time.
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A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". He takes her hand and says,
"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed,"...let's put all these Frosties back in the box"!
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1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. when she gives you a present on your b
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