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Joyce

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6/17/10 Updated through Bebo Mobile | me too! | Reply

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  • from Fundalk
  • I am Single
  • Member since: January 2008
  • Last active: May 24
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Not only do I fall downstairs, I fall up them as well, now that takes talent!
Top 10 Reasons Why I Became A Nurse
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.
3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually.
5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
6. Interesting aromas.
7. Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in
perfectly legible handwriting.
8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
9. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends....at work.
10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you
do to them.
Drinks
VODKA wit anythin!!! WINE and spritzers
Anything with alcohol really
Comedy
Shameless, The Catherine Tate Show, Podge and Rodge, Katherine Lynch, Lee Evans, Father Ted, Peter Kay, Pat Shortt, Jackass, Tommy Tiernan, Naked Camera, hate that Alan Partridge fella, pure cack!
Dislike
The Exorcism of Emily Rose(i didnt sleep for 2 nights cuz of it!) when people keep me waiting and are late, a bit of respect people! when im sober and everyone else is drunk, liars and cheats

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  • So true

    Get real, people!!!
    Pay close attention for I shall say this only once

    ONE
    w.a.k.e.u.p
    there is NO SUCH THING as a bebo tracker.
    it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid emails like
    "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
    no, it doesnt.


    TWO
    To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
    are you serious?
    You're stupid.
    Go play tig wi busses.


    THREE
    Don't ever post pictures and say
    "OMG, I'm so ugly"
    "OMG,I'm so fat"
    because if you were,
    you wouldn't post them.
    And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.


    FOUR
    Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
    Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
    being smart the persons just going to track you down and kick the shit out of you!


    FIVE
    Making 20 whiteboards/comment/emails a day
    about how you hate other people
    just cause you're not on their top 14.
    who the fuck cares?
    ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!!


    SIX
    Who really gives a crap if
    I don't accept you as a friend?
    MOVE ON!!!
    Don't send me another request or message asking
    "what's up with you not adding me?"
    I don't want you as a friend;
    that's what's up! Jesus!!


    SEVEN
    Little 6th graders who have bebo
    and look like sluts,
    go somewhere else
    because nobody wants you here. Little skanks!


    EIGHT
    If you have decided to read this,
    you are a true Bebo Friend.
    Real friends read their pals blogs.


    NINE
    I say you go and pass this on
    and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



    TEN
    And if you open a Email and it says something like
    "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
    IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON!!

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  • hahahah


    Pick up lines not to use
    1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away
    2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
    3) My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
    4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check you out.
    5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in
    them
    6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
    7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
    only a light switch away.
    8) Man - Fat Penguin !
    Woman - WHAT?
    Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
    9) I may not be Fred Flintstone , but I bet I can make your
    bed-rock.
    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he
    went into this cheap motel room.
    11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
    12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
    until the afternoon.
    13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
    nuts tighten up
    14) What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a
    bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
    15) Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd
    like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold
    of me in the morning.
    16) Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
    17) Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to
    see me?
    18) How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
    19) Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
    20) What time do you get off? Can I watch?

    0 Comments 277 weeks

  • So true!!!

    1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit
    out of you.
    2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
    they are.
    3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to
    change them.
    4. Men are like . Blenders ... You need One, but you're not
    quite sure why.
    >5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they
    usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word
    they say.
    7. Men are like .Department Stores ..... Their
    clothes are always 1/2 off.
    8. Men are like .....Mascara ...... They usually run at the
    first sign of emotion.
    9. Men are like ......Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only
    for a little while.
    10. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but
    not very bright.
    11. Men are like .Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are
    taken, the rest are handicapped

    0 Comments 277 weeks

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  • Eddie McC
    luv Eddie McC

    ah right you not far from there? thats cool might see ya sometime so heres some of my valentine love lady treasure it its very rare xx

    2/15/10
  • Eddie McC
    luv Eddie McC

    hey lady how you been? thanks im so glad i got it my first job will be in dublin airport so im pretty excited. have some of my valentine love.....

    2/14/10
  • Eddie McC
    luv Eddie McC

    hav some love lady xxx

    2/2/10
  • luv Aoife.B

    ha ha ur some girl :) wats the crack?

    1/25/10 via Mobile
  • Quest Warehouse
    Quest Warehouse

    HI Joyce QUEST HAS MOVED FROM BUDDA TO ART COLLEGE The all new Trance night to hit Belfast with a bang !! QUEST ARTSCOLLEGE , YORK ST, BELFAST Our launch night will be Sat 30th Jan 2010 and will feature very special guest MATT HARDWICK Tickets available £10 (limited space pay at door) 07564112460 ,mail me or contact the djs or venue or Bass Division , 31 Queen st ,Belfast Where ? - Arts College , York st Belfast , When ? - Sat 30th Jan, 8 til 1.30 am These events will run 2 sat nights each month and will feature some of the biggest dj talent and im sure you will agree these nights are not to be missed !!! Sat 13th Feb for our valentines ball sees another very special guest PAUL WEBSTER grace the decks at the all new Arts college There is big interest in these nights already , so get them tickets early

    1/23/10
  • Liam Mc
    Liam Mc

    thanks very much. Sorry i didnt reply back sooner. I was flat out working during christmas this my first chance to get back on this in ages. How did you get on over the festive period. I hope you didnt eat too much turkey. Any more news

    1/4/10 via Mobile
  • Liam Mc
    Liam Mc

    ya but sur we all put on a little festive weight over the christmas. Ya i hear ireland getting an awful doing with water. We need some of that over here. This place nearly burnt if only we could share it out.

    12/4/09 via Mobile
  • Eddie McC
    Eddie McC

    Sweet dreams xoxo

    12/3/09 via Mobile
  • Eddie McC
    luv Eddie McC

    Ha ya know me im als up to something but divilment its a hard one to call ha........my last love for a special lady

    12/3/09 via Mobile
  • Liam Mc
    Liam Mc

    ya no fear of me. Still working flat out. Ya the year is creeping on all right. Thinking of heading to sydney for christmas but nothing for definate yet. Will have to see what happens. Well where ever i end up itwill be a nice change to being cold and wet in ireland. What you planning for the festive reason

    11/22/09 via Mobile
  • Warehouse Belfast Trance
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    11/20/09
  • Warehouse Belfast Trance
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    :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY SAT 28TH NOV JORDAN X One of Northern Irelands fastest growing dj talent WITH RESIDENT COLIN GENT and support from McNiece only 5 quid entry 8.30 til 1am ( be early ) >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >  :( >:( Remember folks , its every sat night !!! House music all night long !! Lovin it !!!! AppLink:10410078838

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  • Warehouse Belfast Trance
    Warehouse Belfast Trance

    REMEMBER FOLKS - THIS SAT 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !! BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY 14TH NOV o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O DJ GLEAVE Support from BigK (Nioldskool) Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus only 5 quid entry 8.30 til 1am Lovin it !!!! AppLink:10410078838

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  • Liam Mc
    Liam Mc

    im grand there no dear of me. You know me im always behaving my self. Ya its rusting to get toasty here now. Its thirty eight degrees at the minute. Its lovely a great change from the rain im used to. Ya have seen heaps of them. Nearly slammed into one of them one night going to work. They always on the roads at night.any more crack with ya

    11/10/09 via Mobile
  • Aoife.B

    no chic not a bit..was a great day!! hows work?

    11/8/09
  • luv Aoife.B

    hey misses..we had a great day she was fab!! how are u any news for me??

    11/8/09
  • Warehouse Belfast Trance
    Warehouse Belfast Trance

    o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !! BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY 14TH NOV DJ GLEAVE Support from BigK (Nioldskool) Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus only 5 quid entry 8.30 til 1am Lovin it !!!! AppLink:10410078838

    11/5/09
  • Warehouse Belfast Trance
    Warehouse Belfast Trance

    o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) o_O 8) OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !! BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY 14TH NOV DJ GLEAVE Support from BigK (Nioldskool) Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus only 5 quid entry 8.30 til 1am Lovin it !!!! AppLink:10410078838

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  • Liam Mc
    Liam Mc

    hey cous how you getting on since. Long time no chat. Been working around the clock since i got here so have been a bit messed up writegng back to people. How tings going in dublin

    11/5/09 via Mobile
  • Eddie McC
    Eddie McC

    Yea iv been grand no worrys lookin forward to my big Nite out d 14th. I lost a child earlier durin d year an it would hav been its due date!

    11/4/09 via Mobile