I cant get it back, but
I dont want it back, i
Realized that,
She dont know how to act
Never been a dumb dude
No im not dense
I Just had a slight lack
Of common sense
I was the good guy
She was the bad girl
Im thinking one girl
She thinking me, earl james and jimmy
Yep she had plenty
But love for me, she didnt have any

I was inviting, her into my heart
But she was out riding in some other man's car
She was my night time, thought I was her star
Guess I was wrong, but see im strong
Wont take me long for me to move on

[Hook:]
Please dont worry bout me im fine
(Please dont worry bout me im fine)
Only gonna play the fool one time
(Only gonna play the fool one time)
Trust me when I say
That i'll be ok
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl

[V2:]
I cant get it back, but
I dont want it back, i
Realized that,
She dont know how to act
Tried to settle down and look what I get
Thought it was my time, but I guess not yet
She at the bar getting drinks from many men
Im in the house, thinking shes with her girlfriends
Trust not knowing, truly not knowing
I look back now like, man, I was open

I was inviting, her into my heart
But she was out riding in some other man's car
She was my night time, thought I was her star
Guess I was wrong, but see im strong
Wont take me long for me to move on

[Hook:]
Please dont worry bout me im fine
(Please dont worry bout me im fine)
Only gonna play the fool one time
(Only gonna play the fool one time)
Trust me when I say
That i'll be ok
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl

[Bridge]
The mistake i made is clear
(we never shoulda been together)
Thats the reason youre not here
(I know that I can do much better)
Not a single salty tear
Not a feeling in my chest
Baby im feeling no stress
Im too fly to be depressed

Go on Girl
Go on Girl
Go on Girl
Go on Girl

[Hook:]
Please dont worry bout me im fine
(Please dont worry bout me im fine)
Only gonna play the fool one time
(Only gonna play the fool one time)
Trust me when I say
That i'll be ok
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl
(Go on girl)
Go on girl

"Welcome To The Midwest"
(feat. Big Krizz Kaliko)

The Only Real Place To Be
Middle Of All Controversey
West End Of The Mississippi
Welcome To The Midwest

Pistol Packing And Money Mackin Rapping About The City Where Killers Keep It Cracking
Too Dark And Gritty Back In The Dizzy Jacking Was Happening Gafflin Many
Cackling Now We Packaging Crack And The Addict Will Pop.


Kansas City Missouri Feel The Fury Of The Inner City Poverty Stricken Novelty Spittin,
Follow Me Quick Into The Bottom We Gotta Be Thizzin No Fricking Apology Given You Tripping We Lick A Shot.

Get Ready To Brawl Hometown
Breaking A Jawbone Clown
You Ain't A Criminal Killer Be Ready To Get Up And Fall On Down
Look At The Darkside
Full Of The Gangbanging
Hookers With Choppers And The Coppers They Keep The Things Rangin.
You Aint Gotta Be Killer Gangster To Know
That You Can Die
Tryna Hide Sides Things For The Dough
After The Club Pimping And Skipping 'cause They Tripping Off In The More

[Chorus:]
It Doesn't Matter Where you Go, Where You've Been
Beautiful Foreign Lands you've Been In
Gun Play Rains, Summer And Shine
Stay Inside you Will Be Fine
I'll Show You Follow Me
Welcome To The Midwest

It's A City Where Anybody Can Cause You Bodily Harm When You Walk On My City Hardly Armed Hardly Safe To Show your Face Apes Will Erase With Lethal Blades
Blaze your For The Papa Nowhere To Hide On Either Side Of The Wild The Gucci The Prada Krizz And The Millimeter Follow'll Holla We Scream Go Get your Some
Things Go Get You A Thing Load It Up With Hollow Ones Light It Up Like A Hallogen Look At The Crime Rate,
No Wonder Why I Hate Niggas Keeping They People
I'm Seeking 'em When you Leaving 'em People The ?Bay? They'll Take 'em Away If It Ain't In The Day Hurry Get your People Outta The Cage The Midwest It's More Than Just
A Little Chaotic And If We Ain't Got It We Plotting Of Robbing 'em For They Chips That'll Be The Nature Of The Beast To Keep The Peace I Keeps My Peace When I'm In The Midwest

[Chorus]

Hands Up If your with It Stand Up Did your Get It Midwest Do your Dig It We The Scheiße
Damn Tough, We Can Get It Manned Up When your Make A Big Stress Hella Wicked Recognize Us
Hands Up If your with It Stand Up Did your Get It Midwest Do your Dig It We The Scheiße
Damn Tough, We Can Get It Manned Up When Ya-Welcome To The Midwest

If you Tripping We're Giving your A Lobotomy, Cannibal you Hannibal Couldn't Imagine My Psychology
Popping Better Be The Way your Thinking Of Stopping Me Get On Top Me Quick Before I Bring What I Got On Me Click
The Money The Mackin The Murder Is All That We Know
With The Sun And The Black On The Dirt I'm gonna Gather Me Dough
If you're Hustling Maybe The Place you Can Get It For Low Get your Package Pack It Gotta Get It And Go
Never Walk In My City When Alone Better Draw Down
Move The Babies Out The Way Catch A Stray In The K-Town
Boss In My City Never Crawl Never Fall Down
When The Millimeter Spay In your Way your Better Lay Down
Gangster Mobsters Everybody Knows
'cause In The Town you Wanna Clown Around At The Shows
Pack The Milli 'cause Everybody Silly So Get Ready To Hit The Floor

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] I am McLovin.

[repeated line]
Seth: What the fuck?

Fogell: Oh oh, I forgot to tell you: my mom said we could have the TV from the basement...
Evan: Shut the fuck up, man. He's gonna hear you. Just be quiet; wait until he goes away.
Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?
Evan: Fogell... shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake ID]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake ID worked] Wha... wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled "Ph," but still that's pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".

Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?

Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."

Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.

Officer Michaels: [hears a siren] Oh shit, the cops!

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.

[fantasizing about stealing liquor]
Seth: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your shopping?
Old Lady: That would be lovely! Do you want me to buy you alcohol?
Seth: That would be lovely!
[at the cash register, after buying alcohol]
Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
Old Lady: Enjoy fucking Jules!
Seth: I will!

Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.

Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

Officer Michaels: Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

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Liquor Store Clerk: [talking about the spilled pile or beer cans] Sir, did you drop these?
Fogell: Uh, uh, no. No I didn't. You should clean these up, someone could seriously get hurt.
[walks away]
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down] Fuck my life.

Seth: I