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Mark J

I had to go through canada to get to america, . i heard someone say "canada....its like someone made a country and forgot to invite anyone"

6/15/08 | me too! | Reply

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    • My first CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAY

      Hi guys, i thought i wud tells ya's wot is going on. well firstly the program i am with cancelled all of my flights because they didnt think i wud get my visa in time. But i did get it cuz i just had to kick ass.

      Oh and they forgot to tell me about it until i was already in heathrow airport.

      but they got me on a flight and i spent last nite in columbia university halls. they make queens look like a palace. they actually have male-female communal showers for the whole floor. im spending 2nite in new york aswell cuz they also cancelled my flight to california but im leaving 2mrw morning.

      But gladly i wasnt alone and i met some cool english ppl there.

      hmmmm im trying to think of anything else weird. well my on flight computer was called hindy which i thought was funny. and another crazy immigration question, for those who ive already been keeping up to date. "were you invovled with any conspiracies of genocide with nazi germany?".

      yep i think that tops the poll. that gives me an idea i shud make a poll.

      Bye guys

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    • Leaving,

      I dont know why, but leaving the country and not seeing any of my friends for 2 months has motivated me to write my first bebo blog in almost a year.

      hopefully mentoring underprivelleged city children will ge gud craic. even tho im a bit afraid im gonna get shot at by gangsta children.

      well the last yr has been gr8 craic, with the exception of clinton, medred, and even the odd joly lecture, uni was gr8 and i met some brilliant ppl, i cant wait to move in to cromwell in a few months. it shud make next yr even better than this one (if possible)

      thanx to every1 who came out for my bday and especially for the very very crazy presents, (candy bra's, spot books, and fun dough) tho i think the present sarah got me yesterday will come in useful when im dealing with annoying children all day.

      well c ya's later

      lots of love, panda





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    • Summer

      Hello ppl i havent blogged in ages so i thought i wud let u all know wots been happenein.

      Well sadly not alot after being fired from my nice dozey job my search for a job has been a massive failure.

      Most of the summer has been borin but the last couple of weeks hav been gr8 ive been out gor a few wee very drunken nites out with friends like adam, rafika, ciara, coatesy and even gleen and kylie, which inevitably ended in some embarassing moments like a few bits of "public exposure" and an incident of attempted CPR with a statue.

      Then came the big event of most ppls summers Results day I got 3 B's and got into queens, sadly i lost my long going rivalry with adam as he beat me in history and politics but ill hav plenty of chances for revenge in queens. After gettin the results we had a lazy chillin out session in city hall and then a brilliant party at adams with his legendary parents his dad told funny stories and adams ma actually mad a ur ma joke. all that combined with a lot of drink and my face being rammed into chocolate cake made for a very good nite.

      Sorry for this being a blog with no fotos but im still in thr middle of stealin them from other ppl.

      well thats it hopefully ill c ya's all soon so i'll hav more funny stories to put in my next blog.

      Much Love Panda

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    • Aisling
      luv Aisling

      Embarrassing drunkeness is what our house is all about!! :L I was very impressed with your escape from the compound and I love the image of you realising we had alleygates and then scaling them! :L

      9/19/09
    • Aisling
      Aisling

      Blue: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

      9/17/09
    • Kelly Savage
      Kelly Savage

      Hey panda-bear, I heard about ur birthday celebrations thru an acquaintance of mine who thought it was my birthday celebrations.......:L since my last exam is on fri I shall indeed join the festivities in Laverys and shall of course invite my fellow hatfielders along :) u have an exam 2moro, right? coz we're having our Final Fling Party 2nite which u are more than welcome at :)

      6/3/09
    • Claire M
      Claire M

      aha suuuuuuuuuuure, Panda, whatever. the list is the source of all your power and we all know it... we had excellent craic at the formal, thank you - did you? Rain was lots of fun too :D though i had to explain to several people in there (who i suspect may have been even drunker than me) that i was at a formal beforehand and didn't usually wear that sort of dress out to clubs :L

      5/9/09
    • Claire M
      Claire M

      Admit it - you really do carry around a list of "smooth lines", don't you?

      5/7/09
    • Aisling
      Aisling

      I've been informed this MUST be your new profile pic

      3/27/09
    • Kelly Savage
      Kelly Savage

      clearly bebo is feeling a little sensitive about those who have abandoned it for facebook and the likes and is simply lashing out.......:P tickets are still for sale, they are £25 and you can get them by finding us in the PFC on tues or thurs between 2-3 :)

      3/21/09
    • Kelly Savage
      Kelly Savage

      well thats what happens when bebo starts to feel unloved - it turns against u! :P formal planning goin grand - i actually got a delivery this morning of formal stuff :D what do u mean ur still trying to decide?? theres nothing to think about.......Just buy a ticket, throw on a suit and come n get drunk..:L

      3/20/09
    • Kelly Savage
      Kelly Savage

      ur bebo annoys me - it wont let me leave photo comments :( but i will persevere....

      3/19/09
    • Michael
      Michael

      where were you at the dirty duck. when youre around everyone is usually more civilised, due to your sophisticated demeanour, but when youre not around, we're less evolved, we're a few hairs away from apes. anyway, let's get something going again. a regular meeting. once a moneth at least. if we cant do that then there's no hope. youre the man for the job, let's not shit ourselves. youre one of the only ones who isnt a lazy phool.

      2/2/09
    • luv Craig

      thats perfect!! mate ill be ther about 6.30 maybe 7 but ill definatly be ther, is it an al night thing? or is it just a casual evening pint and then off home....im up for a wee catchup nite like x who all has confirmed? x

      12/4/08
    • Joepy Forker
      Joepy Forker

      Frosties! Ill see u there, bear.

      12/3/08
    • Michael
      Michael

      of course im comin you big love rocket. lookin forward to it man, will be good to see everyone again. let me know if it's still on unlike last time haha

      12/3/08
    • Janine Wilson
      Janine Wilson

      Yeah i can feel the love all over panda thanx. Yeah shouldn't be a problem, tho i need to leave early, any word of who else is going?

      12/1/08
    • Michael
      Michael

      your afro is amazing man, youre like a big cuddly jimi hendrix good seein you again, sort that reunion out for us lazy bastards

      11/29/08
    • Liz McNeilly
      Liz McNeilly

      Stiff kitten next thurs (20th) for my birthday! :D ...would love a panda hug :D xox

      11/13/08
    • Joepy Forker
      Joepy Forker

      im i reading this shit right P- man, LAGAN REUNION. THANKS FOR THE FUCKIN HEADS UP........

      10/10/08
    • A
      A

      i heard you DROPPED A GLASS! :P

      10/10/08