answer this blog its just 1 question go on!


if we woke up naked together u would___________?

well i had a free house and of course that means house party! due 2 a trip 2 berlin sum friends couldnt cum, "that left the rejects" says mici lol

most of a quater bottle of voldka,litre of wkd and a fuck load of strong bow later the following happened:

we began the night with a innocent game of twister, it had 2 be innocent bcz mici lost every time and didnt want 2 play strip twister bcz she refused 2 get naked(little did she know what would happen later)"i hadnt shaved my legs!!! was her excuse
4 quotes from twister: mici:"go down bitch, go down"

"left hand claudias boob"

jordan:"as u tackled me cole, it went in2 my mouth" (i have no idea what there talking about i was probly laughing at a window r sumthing)
"wait which is my left hand?" this was asked a lot.

i ave never been in so many different positions in so short a tym the karma sutra wouldnt have a look in mici

after twister jordan had a "great" idea of going 2 the fairy glen 4 a refreshing skinny dip. this idea was rejected as it was 12 n u couldnt see ur hand in front of ur face outside. mici 4 the 2nd tym rejected the thought of taking clothes off.

in order 2 keep jordan happy i told them about my hot tub the size of a bath (its reli a jacussi(micis spelling) jazzy(keelins,i reli think its spelled this way!) but i cant spell that word).

since we were going into a bath i suggesed that instead of just rolling up are trouser legs they could get changed in2 some of my shorts. mici was over joyed at this an changed in front of us, jordan relising this tackled her on2 my bed wen she hadnt yet put on the shorts (im planning on burning my bed l8r) (some compramising pics were later deleted by force, they were reli funi tho).

the whole just dip ur legs in idea was quickly abandoned by claudia who just went n sat down in it. so we all climbed in.
i feel this is important 2 say, this is a normal sized bath ment 4 1 person,4 ppl were in it.

there were obviously some wet t-shirts by the end of this. mici had completely abandoned the whole "modesty thing" n was walking around in MY underwear.

jordan being a total girl refused 2 get out of the bath until he had washed his hair. the bubbles turned off briefly n we all felt slightly uncomfortable except mici who was on her second pair of my underwear bcz she kept changeing them and getting in2 the bath again! just 2 say the bath water wasnt clear, there was bath thingy in it so no one was disgraced 2 much.

we then went downstairs after some attemps at personal grooming.me n claudias hair was completly wrecked with eyeliner running down my face (which i just washed off there now). micis n jordans hair was basicly prefect (totaly hate both of u fuckers 4 that).

i was vry homely n made every1 ravioli (micis spelling) and didnt give any1 food posining! hara!

while i was there clamly making food 4 every1, right bside me and i mean a cm away from my feet, jordan n mici were tackling each other in order 2 delete the "verging on porno" photos on his fone.

then there was the fruit wars. where som1 got hit in the head with a potato, and that was reli funi bcz it kinda peeled it. other fruit was involed in this war including: fuck loads of grapes, kiwis and a pinappple! now wenever i say war, i mean claudia n jordan were doing this mici was there watching on the sidelines confuseadly (this is why she got hit with a potato)
i was more intelligent n hid rather drunkenly behind a chair.

we played the i never game where jordan said "ive never peed in a bath when mici, claudia and keelin were in it". were not sure if this is true or not bcz he stayed in that bath 4 a long tym after we'd got out. (reminds me reli need 2 wash that bath out, lyk with rubber gloves n bleach)

then jordan had 2 go and then the real fun began

1] jacky
2] jesus
3] claudia n grace
4] micky
5] aoibheann
6] trudy
7] joey
8] helen
9] fifi
10] niamh
11] damian
12] ronan
13] stephen
14] annie
15] jordan
16] ciara


[Q]: Have you ever kissed 6?:
[A]: dear god no she'd kill ME!

[Q]: Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
[A]: his hair is longer then mine!

[Q]: What's the best memory you have of 9?
[A]: the vast amount of rapes n our marriage

[Q]: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
[A]: on the bus where we do homework

[Q]: Is number 10 pretty?
[A]: yep n blonde! my fav

[Q]: What was your first impression of number 7?
[A]: ginger crazy person...this impression had never changed

[Q]: What do you like most about number 14?
[A]: she's such a nice person!

[Q]: How did you meet 3?:
[A]: through the tales of the adventures of betty who i think ive been band talking about

[Q]: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
[A]: probley the only friend i think wouldnt, the other 1s YES

[Q]: Is 2 your best friend?:
[A]: hehehe, yes ive kept all his commandments...except that 1 about covating thy neighbours wife (this is a long joke which need 2 much explaining)

[Q]: How long have you known number 13?
[A]: the summer of 07!

[Q]: Have you seen 1 naked?
[A]: its only a matter of tym

[Q]: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
[A]: think? hell i know it! although she asks me 2 dress up as lotr characters a lot

[Q]: What is the last thing you did with 6?
[A]: i dont no, i think she hit me n i fell over

[Q]: If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
[A]: a hat full of sky?

[Q]: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
[A]: dear god yes

[Q]: If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
[A]: silver cz she wears that colour on her eyes...i dont no y thats relivent but...i have nufing

[Q]: Have you ever been to 8's house?
[A]: ive been banned as a bad influenec

[Q]: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 3?:
[A]: fuck loads

[Q]: When's the next time you'll see 5?
[A]: school

[Q]: Are you real close to 1?:
[A]: not as much cz we dont have class 2gether anymore

[Q]: Have you ever kissed 2?
[A]:how 2 answer this...i thought it was jesus but turned out 2 b a bearded lady

[Q]: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
[A]: no

[Q]: Whats number 11 like?
[A]: very smart, im stealing his brain nxt tym he sleeps

[Q]: Have you ever been angry with 12:
[A]: nope hes 2 nice

[Q]: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
[A]: guys a scary amount n catdogs

[Q]: Do you ever talk to 9?
[A]: no we use each other 4 sex

[Q]: Do you secretly want number 2 to be your other half?
[A]: i think he'd judge me 2 much

[Q]: Who's best suited with number 11?
[A]: vodka?

[Q]: Is number 1 a sleeze?
[A]: oh yea my 1st wife