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- Twas like a clonakilty puddin wrapped round his ankle
- Me, Myself, and I
- Myself, C Bag n Rory dc'd
UP YOUR VIVA!!!!!!
I lik heineken nd diggin big holes with my bucket nd spade
GROUP 8 KICKS ARSE.. ON MARY I
- The Other Half Of Me
He likes d pooty, I like d tang!! Wat a pair!!
- Anythin that gets the blood flowin!! Bit of dance, indie, rock whatever like!!! Not that death metal scutter tho!! Disgrace like!!!
- Cars , guns, women!! The perfect combnation in a movie!! fast and the furious is the only one to fulfill that dream tho!! But am comedies action you name it il watch it!!
- Hurlin, football, soccer, I hear that tongue wrestlins a great sport!! Might start in the summer!! love rugby too!! Dont play but if i watch it i think im playin so all the one!!!
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- Spiders.. they deserve to be raped by somethin lik a seal or walrus or somethin
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- I wont say cuz my page might get deleted, but sure how bad!!! Love bein at mass!! Rejoice... Rejoice to the lord!!!
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This really is an Emo Song,
I cut my wrists I know it's wrong,
I gel my hair everyday,
Now it looks like a big clump of hay,
Have this girlfriend been with her for years,
She has shed multiple tears,
She says to me,
"It burns when i pee"
N im all like "baby thats just STD's"
Puburity we all go through it,
Got way too many pimples and 2 tits to prove it,
I got mocked and mocked by loads of girls,
Even when i bought them pearls.,
And now im the dude in the corner,
Freakin out about Ms. Horner,
She was promised to me by those who matter,
But she ran off woith someone fatter,
So now I walk the halls alone,
Never to get another bone,
Im so bloated and also gasey,
Oh why has my life gone all a tasey,
The bell rings im going home,
Mams cooking carrots as hard as stone,
The dogs waiting to hump my leg,
Dirty fiflthy little egg,
The day is done night has come,
Wet dreams maybe,
In store for me,
God i hope Gradham Nortom stays away,
Never again, do I want to dream that way,
I soar and I soar into the sky,
Thinking of time that went passing by,
The girl could never have was Lindsay Lohan,
But the man that filled my dreams was Terry Wogan,
I went to a counsellor and asked whats the prob,
She called me a freak and said get out you little sod,
I went behind a tree and began to cry,
That's when a fairy queen appeared and began to pry,
She said to me whats wrong Emo boy?,
Thats when I knew i was queer oih!
I went to my friends and they started to stare,
I took antibiotics and hey priesto I was back in there,
The fairy came back and boy was she pissed,
I shot you with gay, I didnt miss,
I gave her th finger and called her a spa,
The wonders of modern medicine saved me haha,
She raised her wand and shot at the tree,
Michael Jackson appeared eager to rape me,
"Come to me" the pale black man said
I said "no, ew you sick in the head"
I feared for my life and ran with great haste,
And he took it for a little chase,
"Oh I love your run, I want to nibble your ear,
Oh go get a real nose you queer,
He ran away screaming and whinging,
Then all of a sudden the sun staryed shining,
Please add more if ya think of something
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1. Are we friends?
2. How and when did we meet?
3. Do you have a crush on me?
4. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
5. Give me a nickname and why?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Do you still think the same?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. Whens the last time you saw me?
13. Have you ever wanted to tell me something and you couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what i say bout you?
9 Comments 319 weeks
"Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks."
"Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!"
"Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!"
"Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
"Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
"Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."
"Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep."
"So, you ladies ever been penetrated?"
"You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you."
"Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils."
"Soccer moms alll right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY,GIGGITY!"
"If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together"
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