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Johnny Watson

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12/7/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 22, Luv 335
  • from Ballyagran
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About Me

Twas like a clonakilty puddin wrapped round his ankle
Me, Myself, and I
Myself, C Bag n Rory dc'd


I lik heineken nd diggin big holes with my bucket nd spade

The Other Half Of Me
Gibbon X

Gibbon X

He likes d pooty, I like d tang!! Wat a pair!!

Anythin that gets the blood flowin!! Bit of dance, indie, rock whatever like!!! Not that death metal scutter tho!! Disgrace like!!!
Cars , guns, women!! The perfect combnation in a movie!! fast and the furious is the only one to fulfill that dream tho!! But am comedies action you name it il watch it!!
Hurlin, football, soccer, I hear that tongue wrestlins a great sport!! Might start in the summer!! love rugby too!! Dont play but if i watch it i think im playin so all the one!!!
Scared Of
Spiders.. they deserve to be raped by somethin lik a seal or walrus or somethin
Happiest When
I wont say cuz my page might get deleted, but sure how bad!!! Love bein at mass!! Rejoice... Rejoice to the lord!!!

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    Johnny Watson
    Hugh Leahy

    This really is an Emo Song,
    I cut my wrists I know it's wrong,
    I gel my hair everyday,
    Now it looks like a big clump of hay,

    Have this girlfriend been with her for years,
    She has shed multiple tears,
    She says to me,
    "It burns when i pee"
    N im all like "baby thats just STD's"

    Puburity we all go through it,
    Got way too many pimples and 2 tits to prove it,
    I got mocked and mocked by loads of girls,
    Even when i bought them pearls.,

    And now im the dude in the corner,
    Freakin out about Ms. Horner,
    She was promised to me by those who matter,
    But she ran off woith someone fatter,

    So now I walk the halls alone,
    Never to get another bone,
    Im so bloated and also gasey,
    Oh why has my life gone all a tasey,

    The bell rings im going home,
    Mams cooking carrots as hard as stone,
    The dogs waiting to hump my leg,
    Dirty fiflthy little egg,

    The day is done night has come,
    Wet dreams maybe,
    In store for me,
    God i hope Gradham Nortom stays away,
    Never again, do I want to dream that way,

    I soar and I soar into the sky,
    Thinking of time that went passing by,
    The girl could never have was Lindsay Lohan,
    But the man that filled my dreams was Terry Wogan,

    I went to a counsellor and asked whats the prob,
    She called me a freak and said get out you little sod,
    I went behind a tree and began to cry,
    That's when a fairy queen appeared and began to pry,

    She said to me whats wrong Emo boy?,
    Thats when I knew i was queer oih!
    I went to my friends and they started to stare,
    I took antibiotics and hey priesto I was back in there,

    The fairy came back and boy was she pissed,
    I shot you with gay, I didnt miss,
    I gave her th finger and called her a spa,
    The wonders of modern medicine saved me haha,

    She raised her wand and shot at the tree,
    Michael Jackson appeared eager to rape me,
    "Come to me" the pale black man said
    I said "no, ew you sick in the head"

    I feared for my life and ran with great haste,
    And he took it for a little chase,
    "Oh I love your run, I want to nibble your ear,
    Oh go get a real nose you queer,

    He ran away screaming and whinging,
    Then all of a sudden the sun staryed shining,

    Please add more if ya think of something

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    9 Comments 319 weeks

  • Quagmire Qoutes..Giggity Giggity Goo..Allright

    "Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
    Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
    Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
    Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks."

    "Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
    Connie: 16.
    Quagmire: 18? You're first.
    Connie: Mom!
    Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!"

    "Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!"

    "Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
    Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
    Brooke: What?
    Quagmire: Yes."

    "Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
    Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
    Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
    Woman: "Pre-op."
    Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"

    "Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."

    "Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep."

    "So, you ladies ever been penetrated?"

    "You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you."

    "Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
    Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils."

    "Soccer moms alll right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY,GIGGITY!"

    "If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together"

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  • Cliona Walsh
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    can u enlighten me on what was soooo feckin funny :L :L :L :L :L :L :L what a kodak moment....1.....2.....3.....awwwww  ww:D :D :D :D

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  • Rebecca Ward
    Rebecca Ward

    mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!! :L :L :L

  • Cliona Walsh
    luv Cliona Walsh

    ehmmmmm mr. i love páistí?!?!?!:O wheres the 4th person in all that??? ur arse is the 4th person id say:L :L :L ur a tool ill beat ya!!!!

  • Rebecca Ward
    luv Rebecca Ward

    o is aoibheann lion do ARSE!!!!!:L

  • Karen Corbett

    omg ur off for 6 weeks? how da fuk is dat fair?:L :L :L i cnt wait for stevos nite and new years nite like der da best nites to be out :D

  • Cliona Walsh
    luv Cliona Walsh

    aw go raibh míle maith agat:D ... im bolloxed for these exams have absolutely nothing done im still sick like waaaaa..... who are those 3 absolutely fantastic people in ur profile pic:P ;)

  • Rebecca Ward
    luv Rebecca Ward

    omg i tink i actually do love him tho!!! i had an amzing dream about him last nite.....joke!!!:L ha saw da video. tbh i tink its much funnier when u sing it !! especially when u do da beloved arse dance!!:L

  • Karen Corbett

    Awh realy? Thought ud luv college! Its meant to be da best craic lik. Era sur im tipn away lik a smal digger :D :L im getn on grand realy cnt wait til xmas :)

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  • Fitzy

    out for gibbons bday 2moro nite man?

  • Rebecca Ward
    luv Rebecca Ward

    hehe good nite johnny girl!!!:L

  • Cliona Walsh
    luv Cliona Walsh

    hey john joe:D ....still a sicky:( :(

  • Rebecca Ward
    luv Rebecca Ward

    hey hun!!!!:) i no im such a criminal!!!! i was lookin over my shoulder al day afraid i wud get arrested!!:( fuck wat smyth says....we kicked ARSE in our lesson!!!! woohoo!!! go team actimel!!!!!:)

  • Karen Corbett

    Not a bother :) how are u anyway?

    11/20/09 via Mobile
  • Rebecca Ward
    luv Rebecca Ward

    hows my beautiful BFF!!!!!:) tnx for everything last nite it was amazing!!!!! i started crying today looking at my prezzie! its ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!!:l love you!!!:) :) :) :)

  • Anita XX
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    Hey hey:)) Howr u??:P Well how woz d fancy dress party??:D ====>>

  • Mary R

    we reali hav 2 stop dancin together johnny people are startin to get ideas!

  • Mariah Reidy
    Mariah Reidy

    Clean the sick off ur shoes? :L And I reali think u shud hav chanced her...only gaggin for it like! :P