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Fun and laughs for the over 40's
Me, Myself, and I
If you're over 40, addicted to Bebo then this is the group for you.
Do you have things to do but find yourself on Bebo instead?
Have a laugh... post a joke...get to know other bebo addicts over 40...we're growing in number, there are heaps of us on Bebo now

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  • lonely ....lol

    lol 7 hours ago

    ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? (Senior Citizen Version)
    Are you lonesome tonight?
    Does your tummy feel tight?
    Did you bring your mylanta and tums?

    Does your memory stray,
    To that bright sunny day,
    When you had all your teeth and your gums?

    Is your hairline receding?
    Your eyes growing dim?
    Hysterectomy for her,
    And its prostate for him.


    Does your back give you pain?
    Do your knees predict rain?
    Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

    Is your blood pressure up?
    Good cholesterol down?
    Are you eating your low fat cuisine?

    All that oat bran and fruit,
    Metamucil to boot.
    Helps you run like
    A well oiled machine.


    If it's football or baseball,
    He sure knows the score.
    Yes, he knows where it's at
    But forgets what it's for.

    So your gallbladder's gone,
    But your gout lingers on,
    Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

    When you're hungry, he's not,
    When you're cold, he is hot,
    Then you start that old thermostat war.
    ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?

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  • 1 For The Guys

    I'm not too fit, I'll have you know
    I'm overweight and rather slow
    But when I run, I manage; though
    I'm breathless!

    Though in the past it was not thus,
    I am not one to swear and cuss,
    Except that, trying to catch a bus,
    I'm breathless!

    When as a youth, I used to play
    With sweet young ladies in the hay
    The girls would be the ones to say:
    "I'm breathless"!

    At sport I'd always stay the course
    I was as strong as any horse
    But now, with just a little force,
    I'm breathless!

    I guess my life has reached the stage
    When these things happen at my age.
    If all my passions I assuage,
    I'm breathless!

    I have my annual body checks
    And find out if I need new specs.
    But sadly, when I'm having sex,
    I'm breathless!

    No longer, now, do I aspire
    To climb a mountain, walk on fire;
    Instead I curb each wild desire -
    I'm breathless!

    1 Comment 282 weeks

  • Wonderous Things sung to the air of Favourite Things from The Sound of Music

    Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
    Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
    Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
    Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
    Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    When the pipes leak,
    When the bones creak,
    When the knees go bad,
    I simply remember my favorite things,
    And then I don't feel so bad.

    Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
    No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
    Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin,
    Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin,
    And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
    When we remember our favorite things.

    When the joints ache, when the hips break,
    When the eyes grow dim,
    Then I remember the great life I've had,
    And then I don't feel so bad.

    0 Comments 282 weeks

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  • Disco Diva

    Carol by Carol
    No more disco dancing...no boppin' that's for sure
    I tried to do it late last night ended mangled on the floor
    The legs they went all wobbly, me head it still feels numb
    I've been stuck here since 3 o'clock, in agony on me bum
    I know Travolta did it and boy did he look nifty
    But I should really give it up as I am way past fifty

    1 Reply 282 weeks
  • POSITIVE

    Lizzy by Lizzy
    Paula is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.
    "You know, Jeff," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!" My body has just gone to hell in a hand basket! She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

    Jeff studies Paula critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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  • OLD AGE

    Therese Cullen by Therese Cullen
    THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
    1) YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS
    2) YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS
    3) YOU ARE SANTA CLAUS
    4) YOU LOOK LIKE SANTA CLAUS
    2 Replies 284 weeks

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  • Octavia Wang
    Octavia Wang

    Hi, Nice to meet you. Are you a single? Seeking someone for a match? Actually one of my friends recently recommended one site to me, which I thought was fantastic, http://www.50romance.com/ . They verify all members, Verify Photos, Verify Education, Verify Occupation. It is a serious& safe dating site, the best site for older men and women dating. If you have free time, check it out.

    Jan 30
  • Sue Salter

    looking to make new friends on here im sue 47. into card making and photography im engaged to phil due to be wed in 6 wks time.

    8/10/11
  • Emmie
    Emmie

    Hii I'm 46, don't look it, as some say, loving life E405 my personality doesn't match my age and i'm just fine with that, that's the real me! won't be anything but! Much love to everyone E328

    1/5/11
  • Geraldine Burrows
    luv Geraldine Burrows

    HIYA...................IM 43.......................AND DONT FEEL OLD, DONT AGE ME JUST YET :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ...........  ...................UR AS OWL AS U FEEL THEN... IM NOT UP THE HILL YET,,,LOL,,,, LOVE THIS WEE GROUP... X X X X X X

    11/1/09
  • Blether-I-B
    Blether-I-B

    Hi Everyone ... come on peops keep group alive send in your pics stories of yesterday .. this is our page lets have some fun xxx

    9/5/09
  • Mary Hammon
    luv Mary Hammon

    What a great page! Some fab photos and jokes, like the humour! :) Hi to all you over 40's. Just turned 40, older and wider! I am currently living in Fife, Scotland. Any other Scots on here?

    5/12/09
  • Louise Stewart
    Louise Stewart

    Add me plz xxx :) :) :)

    3/1/09 via Mobile
  • Janice Meikleham

    Hey there Had to join this group before I become a wrinkly 50:L :L We are taking over BEBO whether or not the young folk like it :D :D Look forward to passing through and seeing how you are all doing Janice

    2/16/09
  • Dita Von Von

    This is a great group, hope to meet some new bebo and MSN mates on here. Hope you all have a great day. Love Yvonne xx

    2/16/09
  • Rach
    luv Rach

    Add me 2 your group please

    2/12/09 via Mobile
  • Della
    Della

    So glad to find this site ! There is life on here after 40, i was begining to wonder xx

    1/1/09 via Mobile
  • Therese Reddan
    Therese Reddan

    HEY DAVE AND RACHEL, LOOK WHO'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY NOT BEEN ON IN SO LONG BUT WAS SICK FOR SOME TIME BUT FEELING MUCH BETTER NOW AND ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH ALL MY BEBO FRIENDS AGAIN. DELIGHTED TO SEE THE WRINKLIES PAGE IS DOING SO WELL.....I MIGHT EVEN SEND YOU A PHOTO OF MY NEW DENTURES LOL. KEEP IN TOUCH. THERESEEEEEE X X X

    8/26/08
  • Coral
    Coral

    COMPUTER USERS OVER 40 A computer was something on TV From a Science Fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano. A Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-in. floppy - You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while. Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode. Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu. I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead

    8/22/08
  • Slateworks
    Slateworks

    Great I don't feel likr the oldest peson on Bebo anymore :L Below are some of the things I have learned in my 40something life span.

    8/20/08
  • Slateworks
    luv Slateworks

    1.The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. 2. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.” 3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 4. You should not confuse your career with your life. 5. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 6. Nobody cares what you look like in swim wear. Just go and swim anyway. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 9. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 10. True friends love you no matter what.

    8/20/08
  • Mo Hughes
    luv Mo Hughes

    Just what i've been looking for great group

    8/11/08