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Jesus Ronaldo

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Baby I am gonna nudge your world
Me, Myself, and I
If I was a multi billionaire, I'd purchase the company that produces Time magazine and stop publishing it.
Why? To say that I witnessed the end of Time.

if homosexuality is a disease, can i phone into work 'gay'?

EVERYONE is entitled to my opinion

A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

i blame evanescence for my hamsters suicide.

IF you are too poor to be goth, does that mean you are baroque?

The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much but, if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being bothered by a phonecall

Caoimhe, I will always miss you
The Other Half Of Me
Harold The Bastard

Harold The Bastard

On his birthday too

sound machine vibrations
Vienna Teng, Nirvana, The Ramones, Don Mclean, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, The Doors, Old Mettalica [like eighties old], Trivium, The Kooks, Cake, soulmusic, Sleater Kinney, Tegan and Sara, Uh Huh Her. Pamela Connolly, Leanne Harte, Billie Holliday, basically anything good, and a large amount of shit too, for parties. You know who got music right? Those people in the eighties...hey. Best song ever: There is a light that never goes out. Buses are sexy
movy picture thingys
Natalie Portman is hot, even bald, and that is science fact.
Gooed movie wise, Peter Pan, even though he grows a good three foot during the movie, I totally believe in fairies.
most likely to injure me while doing
hockey, sleep"n, hockey while blingin" fenc"n, climb"n doggy stylin" ho-slappin" clockin" [that too], walking home from work, walking to work, being at work being excited, running up to pool tables [was that fall good for you too?], Climbing into ghey trinity halls because its ghey and locked the gates ghey. Trying to open an umbrella, getting out of bed, playing with a sword [that one might have been a little bit obvious], having sex with Tommy while Julie spanks him with a big stick, showing my civic pride [bra]
IMPORTANT THINGS OF IMPORT
Sometimes, swearing at bouncers earns you their respect.
Quitting smoking is easier in Italy. As a non- aryan jewish lesbian with a brown girlfriend, I disagree with David Irving on most things, but I love what he's done with his hair.
I'm excited
When other people fall over, if I ever dont find that funny kill me, because I'll already be dead. When that woman with the beard starts talking, and you know its itching her neck, but she never scratches it because then she'll be admitting she has a beard, when songs come on the radio that match your mood exactly, when two year olds speak russian, when my little sister yells 'the bells, the bells' in her sleep, when anything happens ever
favourite things
my miny fridge [it holds 4 large bottles and a naggin, but also it heats up popcorn veeeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyy sloooowly], my dvd collection, my yoyo, my grey thingy, my penguin chatroom for the under fives, hours of fun, white hot chocolate [it tastes like christmas], when things fit together perfectly, watching something I've never seen before, going places, walking in the kind of rain that soaks you as soon as you step outside, pretending to listen to my mp3 player in crowds, the consmokatory, whiskey night, flippers
confused when
jesus tells me what to do, listening to mr. d ramble about indices, looking at scented tampon ads [whats the point], , my mother says weird things like you look like your grandad, i dont mean it in a bad way..., mah pimp threatens ta mizzle out, tizzle steals mah bed . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue..[ ok, i dont remember what that means, now my brain hurts. Lol, ironically confused]

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  • I found out what Scientologists believe in

    1: Scientology is a religion that has no God. There are no doctrines or speculation on the afterlife. So its like applied religious philosophy. Or bullshit.

    2: Even though it has not God, God is the Eighth Dynamic, also known as infinity. Scientologists who get as far as the eighth dynamic get to make up their own ideas about God [sort of like everyone else]

    3: The Human is made up of three parts. The body [including the brain], the mind [which has the memory], and the thetan [the soul, but mr. Hubbard didn't like that word]. Scientologists beliebve that through a process called exteriorization a thetan can leave the body but still control it. When you can do that, you are called an Operating Thetan, or OT to the cool kids. I assume that Tom Cruise can do this, because that would explain why he often appears to take leave of his senses.

    4: Scientology does not have an afterlife.

    5: Even though Scientology doesn'y have an afterlife, Scientologists remember past lives and ascribe to reincarnation.

    6:Xenu. In Scientology doctrine, Xenu is a galactic ruler who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. These events are known as "Incident II" or "The Wall of Fire," and the traumatic memories associated with them are known as the "R6 implant." L. Ron Hubbard warns that R6 will kill by pneumonia anyone who attempts to solve it.

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  • O Bearlach and Ellen quoth:

    OB: Don't be fucking hugging me in public. I'll fuck you into the traffic. Just pick you up..and out you go.
    Me: I dare ya.
    OB: Listen now...just because..you don't want to do these exams, there's no need to be....
    Me: Be what?
    Ellen: Suicidal, ya little fucker.
    Me:Its not suicidal if he throws me, thats homicidal.
    OB: No, because you wanted me to throw you.
    Me: Thats euthanasea really.
    Ellen: They have words for everything nowadays.

    OB: She farted.....from her mouth.

    OB: Listen now...Just because....you're a lesbian...*collapses laughing*

    OB: The wooooorld is fucked.

    OB: I'm from the Island! Next parish: NEW YORK!

    OB: (when I do anything) I'm so embarrassed.

    Ellen: I'm sleeping in the H block.

    Ellen: (being interviewed on the radio about the Lisbon treaty) Where is Lisbon? Is it in Australia.

    Ellen: We'll go to the college bar, get something to eat.
    Shannon: They have fish.
    Me: I haven't eaten fish in ages.
    Ellen: You disgust me.
    Aine: You must be..famished.

    Ellen: *Poking me in the boob**Pokes too hard*
    Me: OW!
    Ellen: I'm sorry, I didn't reaise there was so litle to squash

    OB: I'm glad I'm a man, I can piss everywhere

    Ellen: (about strawberries being made of sex magic) They do nothing, the liars.
    Me: They work for me
    Ellen: Well of course they would, you've a sex drive all of your own.

    Ellen: *Feels my chest*
    Me: I'm wearing a bra
    Ellen: Awww...

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  • Looky, Tis Who I am, Yo!

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    I can't ermember if I stole that from Gillian or Niamh, but either way, mine is waaaaay beter, yo.

    7 Comments 284 weeks

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      LOL

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      Louise Of Second Year

      FOR THE DAY THATS IN IT LIKE! GLEEB!

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      luv Harold The Bastard

      we must talk business soon!

      3/15/09
    • Ivan Delahunt

      Jesus ronaldo !!!!!!!!how are YA ???? you ecited bout Snow patrol ??? your going out sat night ya???

      2/26/09
    • Harold The Bastard
      luv Harold The Bastard

      that is quite possibly the most amazing valentines ive ever heard of. i must bed your woman! talk about decadence and recession! :D are u home this weekend. im off to berlin in two weeks, i shall drink a zombie in your honour! :D

      2/20/09
    • Harold The Bastard
      Harold The Bastard

      for valentines we had a ball in a warehouse in inchicore yesterday. but the police came and shut it down thinking it was a knacker rave. the theme was unlucky in love. so me and wilim went as two mexican abortionists from the unlucky in love abortion company. then pro life people form our college screamed at us. great fun was had by all. end. how was your day? :D

      2/14/09
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      I can see your willy.

      2/11/09
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      LOL Sorry I'm Justa Randomer But i blame evanescence for my hamsters suicide. <<<

      2/9/09
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      Change that statement to men arent good looking at all except ivan hes gorgeous

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      WTF?? Yes we are!! You just arent looking at the right places, lrn2mansex :D

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      I love you!!!!!!! So so so so so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Here's my love!x

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