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- ill make a rock so heavy that even i cant lift it then ill lift it nyway jus 2 show hu the f**k i am
- Me, Myself, and I
- Is mise Odhrán O' Maolchallain, agus tá me cuig bhliain deag daois. Tá me ag freadstal a gColaiste Cholmáin in Iur Chinn Trá. Tá me ina chonai in ait ghalanta darb aimn Doire Mhic Aise, agus ta se suite in aice leis ar an Lorgain. Anseo; Leadranach ar fad!!!
- The Other Half Of Me
ONE YEAR AS OF 17/1/10 =D i loves you :-* xxXxXxx
- Oiche Shathairn le mo superwoman, a t-am is fearr san domhain!!! Níl aon daoine eile ach í i mo chroí. Craic mhaith agus randomness go hiontach Bímid ag gaire agus bíonn luchair orainn. Thig leí a bheith cáise, ach bíonn an "darry lee" ar fheabhas. I rith an lae deanann sí an cinderella, ghalanta agus draíochtiuil !! Níl mé abalta a bheith ag fanacht nios moille chun í a feiceail, CÁ BHFIUIL TÚ MO SÁRLAOCH, MO SÁRCHAILÍN!!!!!!!
- Is fearr liom raccheoil; go speisialta Led Zeppelin agus Guns n Roses, ach is maith liom Kings of leon, red hot chilli peppers, agus Oasis no a leithéid fosta.
- is brea liom gach sort ach tá mé falsa...
- Ni mhaith liom
- rud ar bith, is fearr mhor me!!! GRrrR!
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RAYMOND COMISKEY (RAY) ma m8 frm round the street
TOMAS BYRNE (TOMO) lak jus 2 minutes around da street
RYAN MC KEAG (RYAN jus lol) m8 frm p1 again
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1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
2. Chuck Norris does not hunt,
because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
5. When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
8. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
10. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
11. Chuck Norris died ten years ago,
but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage
to tell him.
12. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken,
and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef,
then it's f***ing beef.
14. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...
And fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
15. Chuck Norris is not built like a horse...
horses are built like Chuck Norris
16. Whenever someone is constipated,
doctors send them to Chuck Norris,
so he can scare the s**t out of them.
18. Chuck Norris comes home and his
girlfriend looks to him and says
“Hey Chuck How Much wood would a wood chuck chuck,
if a wood chuck could chuck wood?”
Chuck Norris Immediately says
“How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris”
Roundhouses her and telling her “Don’t f**k with Chuck”
Two years and five months later he realises the irony
of what he said and laughs so hard everyone
in a hundred mile radius was deafened
19. The reason newborn babies cry is because
they know they have just entered a world with
20. Chuck Norris was sending an email one day,
when he realized that it would be faster to run.
21. Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives
so he could kill them more.
22. When Chuck Norris eats Chinese food...
He only uses one chopstick.
24. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger,
Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life
by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life
and a crowd had gathered,
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal,
breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more
that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
26. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says,
"Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?"
he roundhouse kicks you in the face
27. Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger
have all died and are in Heaven.
Each of them hopes to occupy the seat next to God.
God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat
and Vin replies, "I believe...
I should have the seat because
of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride."
Arnie says, "I believe...
that I should be the one sitting next to you because
of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris,
who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
28. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
29. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
30. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
31. Rather than being born like a normal child,
Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother womb,
round-house-kicked the doctor and told
"Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris"
shortly later he grew a beard.
33. Chuck Norris once took part in a
Civil War re-enactment.
It was the bloodiest day in American history.
34. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses
37. Chuck Norris broke Bruce Lee in half
creating Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
38. The Eternal Conundrum: what happens when an
unstoppable force hits and unmoveable object
Chuck Norris realised this when he round housed himself.
39. When Chuck Norris does pushups
he doesn’t push himself up
he pushes the world down.
40. Chuck Norris
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1.) That\'s not right................. Sum Ting Wong
2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao
4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk
5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?
7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat
9.) It\'s very dark in here................ Wai so dim?
10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?
11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King
12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo
14.) He\'s cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka
15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16.) Great!.......................Fa Kin Su Pa
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word.
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
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