Fellas........Hu needs em??!!('',)
13 IS THE BEST......

1. Men are like .........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of
you.
2. Men are like ......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
they are.
3. Men are like ......... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
them..
4. Men are like ......... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.
5. Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like ......... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
9. Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.
10. Men are like ........ Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like ......... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the
floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's
business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including
people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is
the geek next to
us.
9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with
profs/co-workers/boss or ahem alot of our fellow school boys should they be around
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely
overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it
13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the floor.. or like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home,
we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a
quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
fault that we can't walk straight.
21. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other.
22. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter
who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call
each other the next day.....coz no matter wat we still care......xx

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