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Daithi

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About Me

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As costello ed say "Shed be better down than an acre of wet hay"
Me, Myself, and I
Hi !!!!!!!
Music
Joe dolan R.I.P. an Ronnie Drew R.I.P. Any thing good really!
Films
Any auld shit at all that would bring a smile to your face
Sports
Abit of this and abit of that you know yourself.
Scared Of
A world without drink!!!HA
Happiest When
Gettin drunk , havin da crack, friday eve comes round!!!
Our father
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Barmen.

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  • Directions for makin love

    Ingredients:
    >
    >4 Laughing eyes
    >4 Well-shaped legs
    >4 Loving arms
    >2 Firm milk containers
    >2 Nuts
    >1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
    >1 Firm banana
    >
    >
    >Directions:
    >
    >1. Look into laughing eyes.
    >2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    >3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
    >4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
    >creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
    >5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
    >leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
    >6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
    >4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
    >
    >Notes:
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    >1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
    >after use.
    >2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    >3. If cake rises, leave town.

    1 Comment 277 weeks

  • Jokes

    1. What is the definition of Confidence?
    When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the Ass & say, "You're next!"

    2. What's the difference between a bitch & a whore?
    A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, & a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

    3. What's the difference between love, true love & showing off?
    Spitting, swallowing & gargling

    4. What 3 words do you dread most while making love?
    "Honey, I'm home."

    5. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
    Wiped his arse.

    6. What did the gynaecologist & the pizza deliveryman have in common?
    They both get to smell the goods but neither one can eat it.

    7. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
    The cake jumps out of the girl.

    8. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
    Full.

    9. How is pubic hair like parsley?
    You push it to the side before you start eating.

    10, Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same?
    By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

    11. How are tornadoes & marriage alike?
    They both begin with a lot of sucking & blowing, & in the end you lose your house.

    12. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    Because everybody who can run, jump & swim are already in the US.

    13. Do you know why women fake orgasm?
    Because men fake foreplay.

    14. What's the difference between getting a divorce & getting circumcised?
    When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

    15. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
    She knows she's given her last blow job.
    16. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
    Pleasing!

    17. When is a pixie not a pixie?
    when he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

    18. What's the definition of a Yankee?
    Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

    19. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
    The tongue's still in the envelope.

    20. Which of the following doesn't belong: meat, eggs, blow job?
    The blow job. You can beat your eggs, & your meat, but you just can't beat a blow job.

    21. What's the difference between a blonde & an ironing board?
    It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

    22. Why do blondes have more fun?
    They are easier to keep amused.

    23. Why do seagulls have wings?
    To beat the gypsies to the tip.

    24. Why did God invent alcohol?
    So ugly people can get laid.

    25. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word?
    Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!" or "house!"

    26. What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker?
    Your last blow job.

    27. What's the difference between a woman from Wigan & a walrus?
    One's got a moustache & smells of fish & the other lives in the sea.

    28. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled 'Coping with 'Darkness'.

    29. Why don't blind people skydive?
    It scares the shit out of the guide dog.

    30. What have women & condoms got in common?
    Both spend more time in your wallet than on the end of your cock.

    31. How do you make a dog drink?
    Put it in a liquidizer.

    32. What's got four legs & an arm?
    A rottweiler.
    33. What do you do if your boiler explodes?
    Buy her some flowers.

    34. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
    Patient!!

    35. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
    A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it.

    36. How is pussy like a grapefruit?
    The best ones squirt when you eat them. (quality)

    37. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
    No one to talk to during orgasm.

    38. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

    39. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    She is the one who can eat the last one.

    0 Comments 277 weeks

  • Cheezy pick up's!!

    1.All those curves,and me with no brakes.
    2.Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
    3.Are you accepting applications for ur fan club?
    4.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
    5.Baby,im no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock!
    6.Baby,you must be a broom,causeyou just swept me off my feet.
    7.Can I have directions?("To Where")To your heart.
    8.Did you hurt yourself when youfell from Heaven?
    9.Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
    10.Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again?
    11.Do you want to see something swell?
    12.Excuse me,I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything,but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.I just felt like I had to tell you.
    13.Gee,thats a nice set of legs,what time do they open.
    14.Get your coat love,you've pulled
    15.Hey baby youre so fine you make me stutter,wha-wha-whats your name?
    16.Hey baby,you must be a light switch,cze ever time I see you,you turn me on.
    17.Hey,dont I know you?Yeah,you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
    18.Hi,my name is (Name),how do you like me so far?
    19.Hi,the voices in my head told me to come over to you and talk to you.
    20.Hi,are you cute?
    21.I didnt belive in Angels until I met you.
    22.I feel like Richard Gere,I'm standing next to you,the Pretty Woman.
    23.I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile,So would you smile for me?
    24.I hope you know CPR,cze you take my breath away!
    25.I just had to come to talk to you.Sweetness is my weakness.
    26.I know milkdoes a body good,but baby,how much have you been drinking?
    27.I think I can die happy now,cze I've just seen Heaven.
    28.If beauty were time,you'd be enternity
    29.If I could rearrange the alaphabet,I'd put U and I together.
    30.If I had a rose for every time I thought ot you,I would be walking through my garden forever.
    31.You know I would die happy to see you naked once!
    32.You know the more I drink,the prettier you get!
    33.Was your father a farmer?Cze you sure have grown some nice melons!
    34.My friend and I have a bet that you want to take off your blouse in a public place.
    35.Is your name Gillete,cze your the best a man can get!

    0 Comments 278 weeks

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  • Adeline C
    Adeline C

    true true!!!! gud stuff, we avn it gud alrite!! o how da exams go for ya :) same oul ding dong :L ya its ben ages, avnt seen ya ou in a long time!!! any plans for da wkend.....

    1/15/10
  • Adeline C
    luv Adeline C

    wel any craic, av ya left da country :L :L wher ya hidin out? how did xmas go for ya....

    1/3/10
  • Johnny Morris

    ur birth cert is an apology from durex... :L :L :L :L :L :L

    10/7/09
  • Murray
    Murray

    i don no who she is!!!!!!!!!!

    9/26/09
  • Murray
    Murray

    ur old lady has worms!!!!!

    9/10/09
  • Mad MotorZ
    Mad MotorZ

    www.madmotorz.com and check out the bebo page too, have a look at the great deals and specials..

    8/18/09
  • Kieran Ryan
    Kieran Ryan

    probably the worst bebo page iv ever seen...

    6/25/09
  • Johnny Morris

    pisshead how tings???????

    6/9/09
  • Tom Callanan
    luv Tom Callanan

    ooohhhhhhhhh messsssss!!!!!

    4/15/09
  • Roy
    Roy

    i got voted as class rep today :( tom burke was lookin for tom today what ever he done

    3/5/09 via Mobile
  • Kieran Ryan
    luv Kieran Ryan

    i am... itil be a long nite

    3/2/09
  • Roy
    Roy

    i don't know what time you left cps . About 12 i would say. Where did you go to

    2/24/09 via Mobile
  • Roy
    Roy

    how you sleepy . The amount of photos people were takin of you last night it was funny. Ha ha

    2/24/09 via Mobile
  • Kieran Ryan
    Kieran Ryan

    fukin wanker...... I mite ring in sick and get him 2 ring you 2 go workin:L :L :L

    2/18/09
  • Roy
    Roy

    i would say you were flat out readin to love guide today in work ha

    2/15/09 via Mobile
  • Conor G
    Conor G

    awwww jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaysus!!

    2/12/09
  • Roy
    Roy

    i took none of your notes they are mine. Are you goin in tomorrow.

    2/12/09 via Mobile
  • Roy
    Roy

    you willl have to buy diesel. haha

    2/12/09
  • Conor Murphy
    Conor Murphy

    costello wher u hidin these days? ? I expect 2 see u back 2 your drunken best during rag week!!:L

    2/12/09