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- Me, Myself, and I
- You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door
Good news, 'smooth, crab-like infantry' is an anagram of Robert Finlay MacKintosh.
- The Other Half Of Me
I'd like to double her entendre
- 'I wish your maw had less hair than me' - An epic musical journey about all our maws.
- Tip of the day
- Dirty pants = clean botty!
- Wounds heal and chicks dig scars.
- Danger Can
- Danger can, Daaaaaanger caaaaaaan, DAAAANGER CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
- I love that guy!
- The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
- Anything with a loose cannon cop and an angry police chief will always have a special place in my heart. Even more so if theres a cop thats "too old for this shit" and possibly only has few days left until retirement.
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OOGA-BOOGA LAND OR WHEREVER–Relief efforts are pouring into some country someplace, where 15,000 brown people have died over the past few weeks from flooding or a hurricane or something like that. "Never have our people endured such a terrible catastrophe," said this one dark-skinned guy who lost his entire family in the disaster of some sort. "Our God has forsaken us." The affected nation may possibly be the same one where about 90,000 brown people died two or three years ago in that one earthquake.
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NEW YORK—A major jewel heist was lip-smackingly thwarted Monday, when noted criminal overlord Dr. Octopus was brought to justice thanks to Spiderman and the irresistible taste of Hostess Fruit Pies. According to reports, Octopus and two unidentified henchmen were in the process of burgling the fabulous Wentworth Jewels from the New York Museum when Spiderman happened upon the scene and distracted the would-be thieves with a shopping bag filled with an assortment of Hostess Fruit Pies, enabling the web-slinger to capture them. "How could I resist this flaky crust... this juicy filling?" said Octopus, happily munching a cherry pie as police hauled him away in a giant spiderweb. Spiderman warned that any criminal who consumed a Hostess pie would receive a big delight in every bite.
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When the baby sardine saw its first submarine,
curiously, it went to the peephole.
Come, come, come, said the sardine's mum,
Its only a tin full of people.
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