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Toby Cox

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!

5/12/08 | me too! | Reply

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Music
Pretty open minded as long as its not too heavy!
Films
Ermm too many to say Wedding Crashers, Night at the Museum, Anchorman, Starsky n Hutch, Austin Powers, James Bond movies, Fast and the Furious etc lol saving the best until last Gladiator, probably the best film ever made!
Sports
Footy (Manchester United all the way!), Hockey(Greatest game ever), Tennis, Cricket, Badmington, Snooker, Table Tennis, Golf! F1 most things really
Scared Of
Not much just spiders well the massive ones neway! Becca getting on ma Bebo
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To log off BEBO when Beccas about!

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  • Gentlemanly conduct.

    1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. This is because jewelery is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. If youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye" the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like pro-ev.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell, a bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. If youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

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  • Andy
    Andy

    tobyy :) hows tricks buddy? x

    2/7/09
  • Andy Japp
    Andy Japp

    Tobster...what the fuck is goin down sunshiiiiine?!?! Hows it goin big man?

    11/4/08
  • Kelly Hogarth
    Kelly Hogarth

    heya toby. long time no speak. howa u doin...?? xx

    10/26/08
  • Jenny Durham
    Jenny Durham

    pft!!

    8/9/08
  • Jenny Durham
    luv Jenny Durham

    heyyah thank you 4 the card am giving laura a bit of birthday cake 4 u but she might eat it on the train on the way back heres the love as a thank you wb soonish xx

    6/22/08
  • Christopher Purdie
    Christopher Purdie

    Dusk next Tuesday, Aye?

    6/18/08
  • Jenny Durham
    luv Jenny Durham

    heyah anow its good isnt it its fine thanx you ok she woke me up the other week when she was drunk :L heres the luv bak xxx

    6/12/08
  • Andy Japp
    Andy Japp

    alrigh big man, hows things? been workin much this week? Do you fancy a bit of footy training any time soon?

    6/6/08
  • Christopher Purdie
    Christopher Purdie

    Modules for next year Mr cox... or is it Mr bond?

    6/4/08
  • Christopher Purdie
    Christopher Purdie

    I shall be making an apperance in stirling on Monday so be prepared, thats all i am sayin!

    6/1/08
  • L U C Y
    L U C Y

    Hey thought id leave you a comment =] hope your good and having fun at uni (Y) xxx

    5/19/08
  • Jenny Durham
    luv Jenny Durham

    hello im fine thanx u nuhin much but im going 2 edinburgh university with the skool 4 aweek u heres the luv bak xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    5/14/08
  • Andy Japp
    Andy Japp

    If isnt the big man himself...hows it goin? You still interested in coming along to footy training on the 20th May?

    5/9/08
  • Jenny Durham
    luv Jenny Durham

    heyah the monkeys 3rd leg was there penis jst had 2 say that word lol ave no been up 2 much u jst at skl xoxox heres the luvv bk

    5/8/08
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    Ben Harris

    lol, check this out, you'll love it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18bVx...

    5/7/08