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Filip S

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About Me

D Phrygian sharp three.
Me, Myself, and I
Hello, I'm Filip, and the chances are that I'm weirder than you. In a good way, of course.

"Mommy, why is that giraffe unconscious?..."
"good times"

"Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?"

When Dream and Day Unite, Fall into a Train of Images and Words; Awake to a Systematic Change of Scenes from a Turbulent Octavarium-yum yum in the Black Clouds of Budokan.

"The lick is simply a diminished harmonic minor arpeggiated sequence of dominous to tonics decending down in whole-stepps in the phryNgian mode with a raised fourth..."

"for schnitzel, my nozzle!"

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-----\\///-----Who Died
------///\-----Of Cancer
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metal, indie rock, and all other rocky music. bands like dragonforce, symphony x, dream theatre, nickleback, system of a down, the offspring, metalica, nirvana, anberlin, taking back sunday, papa roach, red hot chilie peppers, the white stripes... and more.
all kinds of comedy/action
baskeball, cycling, skiing, snowboarding, ice-skating, swimming, sailing...
Scared Of
going to uni and losing contact with everyone :(
Happiest When...
I' m aroud friends and they all listen to the pure shit i come up with XD
CANDY MOUNT'N! "Are you a T-Rex Filip? NO IM A T-BUNNY!", "bunny bunny bunny, must be funny, in a bunny world", "forget it Adam, it's not gonna happen, you won't get it", "a guy walks into a bar", "a naked guy walks into a bar?", "do you like zoos? a guy walks into a zoo...", "do you know what else is *adjective*?", "Filip, you talk so much crap, your ass is jelous", "Are you my little pony?", "cakeville national anthem?", "wiggle your tail like an asian!", "an irish guy, a scottish guy, an english guy, a french guy, a spanish guy... an american, an african guy... and a russian guy walk into a bar. thats one big-ass bar" "Purple moor grass #1", -----"SHORRY PLEASH!"----- "Yes, We'll strike tonight", "if you hear a scream, save yourselves", "i told you, i have enough oil fields", "why does every piece of toast have a hole in it <_<"

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    Note: This post is from Insaneguitar.com. Being that it is the greatest post in the history of the internet, it's copied here in the event that the original site goes away.



    1) Everything can be broken down into Boolean: True or False
    Blasting classical music in your car is true.
    Wearing leather pants at a show is false (unless you’re an 80s rocker)
    Children of Bodom are true.
    Nu metal is false.
    Waffle House is True
    Midgets are true
    Mr. T and the A-Team Van are True

    2) Know the essential vocabulary and use it frequently or be dubbed false. Each word has general rules of usage and examples.

    - You don’t buy something at the store, you obtain it.
    - You don’t get good tone on your amp, you obtain good tone.
    - “Dude, I obtained a bad ass CD today.”

    - You don’t play a Children of Bodom CD in your car, you administer it.
    - The “play” button on your CD player needs to be changed to “administer” or you will be dubbed false.
    - “Check out this new riff I wrote.” *administers riff*

    Supreme (or Ultimate)
    -Can be used interchangeably with “ultimate.” Supreme is used to describe something’s supremacy.
    -RULE OF GRAMMAR: Once something is proclaimed supreme, then it is known as ultimate. You can not proclaim something ultimate, but you can proclaim it supreme.
    -Today I obtained a badass CD. It was then administered it. The horns were upped. Then I proclaimed it supreme.

    -2nd to ultimate (supreme) or almost ultimate
    -“Check out this riff, I think it is penultimate to the chorus riff.”

    -At all times you must be proclaiming things. (see above description of supreme)

    -Deem is a supreme word. Example: I deem Limp Bizkit false.

    -Upon greeting a fellow brother of metal you say “hail.” All other greetings are false. Upon greeting a fan of the band Manowar, say “Hail Kill Hail.”

    - Metal is forged, not written.

    - You don’t hold your guitar, you wield it.

    - Badass is the most badass word in the metal vocabulary. Can also be interchanged with “bad as f*ck.”
    - Any time that anything even remotely cool happens, you must proclaim it is bad ass.
    - Example: Pissed off old ladies crossing the street with canes are bad ass!
    - “I wrote a bad ass riff today.” “Dude, that is bad as f*ck!”

    -Cancelled is true. It is done in conjunction with flexing. You can cancel anything that is false.

    Rules of administration:
    -If you see something false, flex your forearm and proclaim "cancelled."

    -You come home. Your little brother is blasting rap. You walk in to his room, punch him, flex, then say "cancelled," turn it off, and administer Children of Bodom. If he mouths off to you, proclaim him canceled, flex, and then proceed to beat his ass.

    -You see a kid in a Limp Bizkit shirt walking down the street. Flex at said poseur and proclaim "cancelled."

    -Anything that you can not live with out.

    -You must print these rules and post them on your wall. This is essential
    -It is essential that jamming takes place today

    3) Flexing of the forearm or triceps.

    Everything in life can be solved by flexing your right forearm or triceps. Flexing the triceps is penultimate to flexing the forearm. When flexing make the sound “pfffffffffffffffffffff” with a cocky look on your face.

    - You are driving a car. Some old person cuts you off and drives slower than you. You honk and flex at them.
    - Something bad ass happens. You proclaim it true and then flex.
    - Someone in the grocery store looks at you funny, flex at them.
    - Several times a day you must just randomly flex your triceps for no reason at someone.
    - Every time you see a squirrel must flex at it.
    - You live in Florida. A hurricane is coming. You flex at it. It is instantly owned and leaves you and Waffle House unphased.

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You are the Shredding God of Neo-Classical, Thrash, Heavy and Death Metal. You awe your audiences by extreme speed and your fingers run up and down the frets. Your worshippers are likely to be Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, Steve Vai, Michael Angelo Batio, and Kerry King fans. Your choice of weapon is usually a flying V, Ibanez, Jackson style strat or any other shredding guitar. You might be criticized for being too fast and playing with no emotion, but you are still no doubt the most techinically proficient of the Guitar Gods.
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You are very sassy! You have a high IQ and are not affraid to let people know it. You like to be different and have a few strange 'quirks' here and there, but are an all around good person. you can come of brash and blunt and sometimes people don't know how to handle your honesty. Try taking people's feelings into consideration more often. you will learn to live better with them if you think about what you say before you say it; like horn calls, Horn players have a natural tendancy to blurt out whatever is on their mind. They don't like to party but they do like small get together. You'd much rather have lunch with a close friend or two than to go to an extravagent party. You enjoy lavash things, and really love to help people and animals.
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  • Roni Nevitt

    You have to check this out http://tinyurl.com/3plxqnb

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  • luv Adam Bryce

    lol, awesome video is awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzZTw... we are famous!!

  • luv Adam Bryce

    Bathing in beautiful aaaaaaaaaaagonnyyyyyyyyyyy

  • luv Adam Bryce

    Across the seas, through sands of tiiiiime!!!

  • luv Adam Bryce

    I don't think I can fit like EVERY DT and SX song on one comment :P what happened to it anyways?

  • Caitlin T
    luv Caitlin T

    no worries, me too! xxx

  • Caitlin T
    luv Caitlin T

    riggght, go to dundee either bus or train, then go into the highstreet/centre of town get a bus to carnoustie, its the 73 bus, its a regular, then get off at allstars, its got a helmet thing on the outside, alternitavely, met/text stella, and she'll get u there :D

  • Fuuck - Forever
    luv Fuuck - Forever

    Heeeeey filip ! aww that was a lovely wee surprise you remembering - 6th of december and 6th of october are two very special days indeedy :D !! had a fabby beeday :) and my first legal drink was of course a bottle of stella :D my favy !! haaha went to see a band on friday night and took full advantge of now being 18 - and got well hammered , not pretty !! Yeah uni is good :D on the course with my best mate which is awesome but its just really tough - and loads of reading !! kinda just wish i was back in school with someone telling me that i should be reading this and taking note of that ! Yip still at home coz i'm a at strathclyde - kinda wish i'd escaped for uni now tho hate still being at home hows edinburgh life ? you enjoying what your doin ?? bio chemical thing eh ! haaha missing the banter filip - reeeeally am :( xxx

  • Caitlin T
    luv Caitlin T

    hey, did u get my text? u and a plus one are invited to my birthday party on the 17th of october in carnoustie, its in a pub/function suite called all stars, if u need to know how to find it i'll give u more info later, hope u can come :D cat xxxxxx

  • luv Adam Bryce

    Lolol! And what did you learn?

  • luv Adam Bryce

    How goes the work? I was reading all about the structure of skin today, stayed in the library till 9pm :D

  • luv Adam Bryce

    Hey, how is the 'burgh? :)

  • Craig H

    hey man hw u been? u like my group? i take it you joined? wb soon

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  • Adamtodd
    luv Adamtodd

    Silly people! But, yeah that makes sense. See you and stella in freshers week then.

  • Toodle-Oo Motha-Fuckoo
    luv Toodle-Oo Motha-Fuckoo

    Aw man, i cant im brass banding on saturday:( but you guys should come see me:D its just outside edinburgh :D in newtongrange

  • Miss Biggles
    Miss Biggles

    Hey Filiip, sorry not gonna be able to make it this weekend:( But you and Adam have fun! :D

  • Caitlin T
    Caitlin T

    lol no i didnt die, dont panic im just not sure whats happening, and its my mum's birthday the 5th, so....basically most people can't do the 29th but i cant do the 5th however, u are invited to my 18th in october! hope that wasnt too confusing

  • Bekah
    luv Bekah

    thats so beautiful :')

  • Jemmakins

    Haha thanks for the photo comment :L I'll take it as a compliment rather than the "Emo" comment made before :)