yes folks you have it,
The offer is out there for real,
Dont but on your ass sit,
Cause this is a once off deal,

The rules a simple really,
Just do what i say,
Send me your love a.s.a.p,
and youll get a rap in a day,

It will be all about you,
not saying it will be nice,
But dont be a lame ass poo,
Cause you'll get this twice!!!

Begin the lovin!

The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.

One quarter of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year.

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophob
 ia is the fear of long words.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

Blue whales weigh as much as 30 elephants and are as long as 3 Greyhound buses.

Only female mosquitoes bite.

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale


A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Swans are the only birds with penises.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

There are more chickens than people in the world(this for u ger)

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.