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Ive fucked up but build a bridge and get over it. . . . . . . . I have!!!!
- The almighty Cortina
- Its a beast it is, she pumps out around 500kw of power on pump gas.It is a twin turboed 1600 ohc ford, i normally run 45 pound of boost but up it to around 95 pound for the strip.It does 6 second quater miles.It also has the biggest car stereo in New Zealand, Its tubbed in the back to get the 20" by 19" foose rims under.It runs wheelie bars and a parachute to stop me at the andybay lights.Its very economical it cost $20 to fill and runs for a week or two.
- Sexy BMW
- Its a 320i 2 door body with a 2.5 straight six backed by a 5 speed manual.It runs a straight pipe coming out under the drivers door.It has a six point rollcage and a aluminium race seat and 5 point harrness.It will go hard and there should be some mean burnout night in concord. . . . . ROTAVEGAS STYLE ANTICS
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- Look at the video jason, can ur gay faggot cr-x do that????? no coz its apiece of shit front wheel drive honda.ha shame!!!!!!!!!
shot faws(mr kin) Ghetto children do your things. Mother fucker i hold my head high cos im from kings!
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Jaydons Corona c.v joint hahahahaha silly drunk drives hahahaha
- Happiest When
- Smile lifes to short to give a fuck if someone hates you
When i have no more good behaviour. . . . thats now hahahaha
- retards i no
- Anna hahahahaha like your box anna?????
Jokes anna is cool as, she just walks into my house when daytona isnt there and tells me how we gona get drunk and do something stupid hahaha Shes gb as and bossy as haha Shes Daytonas mate haha
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Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
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What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser
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A Maori man, Aussie man and Samoan man were talking in the pub about how much control they had over their wives. The Samoan man however remained quiet during this conversation.
After a while the Maori man and Aussie man noticed this and turned to the Samoan man and asked, "Well what about you uso? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The Samoan man felling a bit pressured replies "Well let me tell you, just the other night my wife she comes crawling to me on her hands and knees"
The Maori man and Aussie Man were amazed "Yeah wow, what happened next"
The Samoan man replies " Yeah she told me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!"
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
|Song that always makes you sad||: lightning crashes-live|
|Last thing you bought||: lollies for rosanna|
|Last person you argued with||: rosanna|
|Do you put butter before putting the jelly on||: no|
|One of your nicknames as a kid||: josso coz i cudnt spell my name|
|Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd||: no|
|Favorite day of the week||: friday|
|Favorite Sundae topping||: chocolate|
|Did you take Piano lessons||: no rosanna wont give me any|
|Most frequent song played||: umm idk ae|
|TV show you secretly enjoy||: home and away|
|Would you rather play basketball or hockey||: hockey|
|Date someone older or younger||: older|
|One place you could travel right now||: rosannas house|
|Do you use umbrellas||: na people hu do need to harden up|
|Do you know all the words to your national anthem||: um yes but im not gona sing it|
|Favorite Cheese||: normal|
|Disturbed or My Chemical Romance||: mcr|
|Blondes or Brunettes||: umm dont mind|
|Best job you ever had||: worken with my dad|
|Did you go to your high school prom||: havent had one ae|
|Perfect time to wake up||: afta the sun is up|
|Perfect time to go to bed||: j as the sun is cumin up|
|Do you use your queen right away in chess||: neva played|
|Ever been in a car accident||: na nt reali|
|Closer to mom or dad...or neither||: dad ae|
|What do you call your sweetheart lovingly||: bitch lol|
|What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager||: 1970s|
|Favorite shoes you have EVER owned||: my race boots|
|Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood||: yea lol|
|Were you in track and field||: na|
|Were you ever in a school talent show||: na|
|Have you ever written in a library book||: na|
|Allergic to||: bullshit|
|Favorite fruit||: apple|
|Have you watched sex and the city||: no|
|Baseball hat or toque||: hat|
|Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap||: um soap|
|Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste||: wet|
|Pen or pencil||: pen|
|Have you ever gambled at a casino||: online one|
|Have you thrown up on a plane||: no|
|Have you thrown up in a car||: na|
|Have you thrown up at work||: na|
|Do you scream on roller coasters||: na|
|Who was your first prom date||: no1|
|Who was your first roommate||: my brother|
|What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time||: beer|
|What was your first job||: idk|
|What was your first car||: mk11 escort|
|When did you first go to a funeral||: um dnt no ae|
|How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown||: neva|
|Who was your first grade teacher||: idk|
|When did you sneak out of your house for the first time||: last month|
|Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them||: um james and na|
|Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent||: havent move out|
|Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day||: rosanna|
|Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman||: none|
|What is the first thing you do in the morning||: go to sleep|
|What was the first concert you attended||: idk ae|
|First tattoo or piercing||: none|
|Where did you go on your first airplane ride||: 4 years ago ae|
|First celebrity crush||: ya mum|
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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:
FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: james
FIRST SCHOOL: green island
FIRST CELL PHONE: shitty nokia
FIRST FUNERAL: great aunty
FIRST PET: britsh bulldog
FIRST BIG TRIP: to christchurch
FIRST FIGHT: idk
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: brad pitt
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: to aussie
FIRST JOB: none
FIRST BEBO FRIEND: asia i fink
EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS
LAST PERSON I HUGGED: rosanna
LAST CAR RIDE: last night
LAST TIME I CRIED?: last night
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: cobra
LAST FOOD I ATE: rocky road
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: chips
LAST SHIRT WORN: school shirt
LAST PHONE CALL: um idk
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: rosanna
LAST THING I TOUCHED: key board
LAST FUNERAL: jak sopers RIP jak
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: idk
LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: getting to see rosanna
LAST PERSON I SAW: casey
LAST THING I DRANK: water
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: rosanna but it was my fault
LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: yesterday with rosanna
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