Manchester United are back on top of the the rich list. The latest list published by Forbes business magazine puts United’s wealth at £740million - a massive £212m more than second-placed Real Madrid. Arsenal have leapfrogged AC Milan into third spot but Chelsea are down in eighth at £274m. Ten Premiership sides appear on Forbes’ list of the world’s 25 most valuable teams followed by Italy (four), Germany (four), Spain (two), France (two), Scotland (two) and Holland (one).
Staff reporter, The Sun

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