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Brian Barry
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THIS S GOINA BE GREAT!!
- Music
- The sound of a well oiled set of flaps s music enough for me
- Films
- Midget Porn my new OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!1
- Sports
- hurling - nothing else matters!
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. - Scared Of
- Terrified of da village (Ballyduff) and its scary inhabitents........... Im scared stiff of midgets they freak me out or as they like to be called little people especially when they are wearin nuns outfits, im also scared of penguins drinkin guinness, anythin black and white really or anythin in a sligo jearsey
- Happiest When
- Out losin the run of myself drinkin the good ole LOUD MOUTH SOUP!!!!!!
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Jokes I Like to Tell.....
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says;Last night I saw lots of
strange men coming in and out of your wifes house; The other man
replies;Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug
habit.
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps
out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then
wanders off.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesnt.
Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being Mugged
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon................. and Michael Jackson fucks kids.
Doctor, Ive broken my leg.
Im afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
Theres an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they are all
trapped in a jail cell.
Eventually they all starved to death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Nazis.
Did you hear about the Irishman found under a shop?
He was killed and buried there. It was gang-related.
Whats the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle?
There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog.
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane.
However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other.
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Irish sayings
I'm as sick as a small hospital.
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child.
Dont risk it leave Wlm O Brien lift it.
She had a face on her like a well slapped arse.
You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.
My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack.
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup.
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician.
As funny as a burning orphanage.
He's so camp, he sh1ts tent pegs.
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes.
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover).
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress.
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn.
As busy as the Dalkey dole office.
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit.
As tight as a nun's knickers.
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn.
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers.
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house.
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt.
I left her with a face like a painters radio.
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard.
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche.
As fit as a butcher's dog.
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Not even the tide would take her out.
Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her.
Daz wouldn't shift her.
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her.
A sniper wouldn't take her out.
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle.
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle.
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.
She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab.
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.
Give her a boot in the arse and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her
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Sean Daly2/9/08wel brian barry what is the craic with ya??
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Steve Quinn11/25/07dude, i have a house now, come over ANYTIME and we'll drink the town dry.
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Phil Heskin11/24/07Good to c u get a lot of use outa dis
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Ronan Keane10/26/07NEVER KNEW YA WERE INTO GAA!!!! WATS DA CRACK LAD?
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Georgina Dowd7/30/07
Hup...
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Steve Quinn7/18/07
Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head I don¹t have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl I just head to the stat oil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll Well whether you¹re a chippie or a sparkie or a brikie or a team just tarring the road. Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own If you¹re working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole There¹s no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache I went to me Doctor he said that¹s an artery blocker you have every morning at break So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel But I can¹t get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man I have lost three stone, I¹m doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning I¹d sell my soul To sit in any stat oil fore court and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
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Siobhan7/3/07BRIANY!!! DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS..
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Steve Quinn6/8/07
Precision Puddin's - get that puddin' into ye
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Robbie McDonnell5/20/07alright brian hows life back in waterford,hows the new job going.
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Sean Daly5/18/07
heard ya got a new job..where ya workin now?????
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Michelle Hennessy5/15/07Well hows about a session????????????!!!!!!!!!!