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Craig .
- Male, 25
- from Ice-rink
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- Last active: 2/4/08
- www.bebo.com/giarc4232
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everyone let me know if u have msn !!
- Music
- Depends what I'm doing
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Working - Euphoria/Trance////
Driving - Power Ballads////
In the sun - Dave Matthews Band kind of stuff////
General - Soft(ish) Rock (Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, U2, Train, Lifehouse////
Drumming - anything and everything (especially a bit of reggae)////
And Meatloaf and Aerosmith anytime, anywhere - Heroes
- Terry Bozzio - by his own admission he learnt the 'Black Page Drum Solo' (written for him by Frank Zappa as a challenge) by working on it for 15 minutes a day for 2 weeks , it would take me that long to read it ! /////// The guy who invented the bueno bar - if it weren't for him i don't think i'd eat //// Justin Lee Collins - anybody who hosts a programe called 'bring back the A-Team' should get an award ! ////// Dave Gorman (the one and only)/////// Neil Peart - just listen to "O Baterista" and you'll understand//////Joey Kramer
- Sports
- Scuba Diving!!!, squash , poker (most games : texas hold'em, omaha, 7 card stud, pineapple, razz {a bitch of a game) only thing i'm not keen on playing is high-low games (there is just too much going on) and, most importantly, don't ever come to me with fucking 5 card draw !, and of course -above all others- ICE-SKATING!
- Happiest When
- Diving, going diving, just been diving, diving
- Hate
- mobile speed traps !!!
- Goal / Ambition in life
- No idea at the moment - watch this space
- My MSN (stay in touch)
- giarc4232@hotmail.com
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THERE IS MORE TO MY BLOG I JUST RAN OUT OF SPACE YOU CAN SEE IT (IF YOU'RE BOTHERED) BY GOING TO 'VIEW ALL'0 Comments 366 weeks
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Things I've learnt not to do on a drivng test
Things I've done and suggest you don't on a driving test:
*As he's checking your details say "Let's hope this one goes better that the last"
*Put on glasses to read the liscence plate (the eye test) then take them off once you get in the car
*Make sure the first thing you do is stall the car
*Ask the examiner which way they want you to go just before you turn onto a one way street
*Keep changing lanes for no obvious reason
*Spend the whole test trying to look at the examiners mark sheet to see how you're doing. Don't be subtle.
*When a fire engine comes speedng past with its lights and siren on, completely and utterly PANIC
*Forget to laugh at ANY of his jokes
*Tell him how good you think it is that they have nowhere to test bay parking cause you wouldn't stand a chance
*Ask him if he knows how 'double de-clutching' works
*Try to hold the car on the clutch at traffic lights on an upward slope instead of using the handbreak
*Change all the mirrors to try and reverse around a corner
*Spend the test explaining how your instructor had just been fired for failing his intructors' test 3 times in a row.
- I would like to point out that this was not all in the one test
(which of course makes it so much better)
Things I haven't done but are good advice NOT to do:
Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
Beep your horn at everything.
When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light
Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"
After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
Fill your car with beer bottles.
In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
Swear at everybody on the road.
Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
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How to avoid a speeding ticket
Apparently this is true:
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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Ralph De freitas9/28/06
uni life is good! went to a strip club 2nite1 wowa wa we wa! that was fun!oww yer
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Ralph De freitas9/27/06
thanx for the text! i've never bin good with credit but now i'm a student things are way worse! what hav you bin upto? what speed where you doing when the L.A.P.D. clocked you?
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Amy Roberts9/26/06life is good, am in cayman at the moment tho fly up tomorrow afternoon, haven;t yet packed to my mums distress but is kinda fun to make her worry!! lol yeh perhaps u shud start on the reading list! i was given a fat booklet of maths questions for me to do last week n i had a look at it today, i can't remember ANYTHING!! i am screwed lol, am gonna have to do it all with my books when i get to england, so thats gonna b fun!!! am v excited about uni! tho slightly is slightly scary!!! xxx
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Amy Roberts9/23/06
duuuuuuuuuude i found u on bebo! how r u>??? am loving the beautiful pic of kate that you have - classic. am in cayman at teh moment, durham starts next thurday for me... u at uni yet?? xxx
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Andrew McIlwraith9/23/06craig , i wish i could drive as good as u , but unfortunately i can't because i'm a rubbish driver. u r my driving idol !!
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Ralph De freitas9/19/06
yer, i was thinking friday is probs the only time i'm free! digging tomoz, seeing my x on thurs and havin a day out with the family on sat! when am i suposd to pack! bugger!
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Ralph De freitas9/19/06
i'm rich, i'm rich......! yay! 300 barrellz of crude oil ($78 a piece)! 7 flawless gem stones! 65 troys of silver, 110 oz of gold, and best of all a pair of supper duper ice skates! wow mate, you shud get yourself a digger and good things will happen! how was the ice rink!
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Ralph De freitas9/18/06
sorry mate, but my cars in to have the exhause refitted and i'm stayin at home to do sum digging! i've got me an earth movin machine and i'm gona be diggin for gold/silver/oil/dimonds/water/.... ...(wateva i can find)! wish me luck! I will probs need it!
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Tom Rose9/11/06Yea sure il put the pictures up...after you have told me what your last slave died of? mmmmm?
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Andrew McIlwraith9/8/06
ah handbrake craig... how u fairing fell?! we are hititn the ice tomoz at some point, probs afternoon but will give u call cause i know u wont call me cause of a certain pone bill!! xxx
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Andrew McIlwraith9/3/06
DO NOT GET IN A CAR WITH THIS MAN (HAND BRAKE CRAIG). HE IS A HAZARD TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS! IF HE IS ON THE ROAD BE SURE NOT TO BE ANY WHERE NEAR HIM! xxx
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Tom Rose9/2/06
Craig you Intellectual Sex God hit Guildford on Monday?
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Lewis K9/1/06ummmmm yeah i do but im not sure wat to do with them. I really dont no which ones are put up...able. lol ill do some tomoz maybe if i have time. Lew
I didn't forget - hope you had a good one today mate! Having lost my phone in Greece for the third bloody time (!) i tried to get your number today to text you but failed... so bebo to the rescue! Gimme a text. ADAM x x
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