This got all of Sydney N.S.laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
> >>>Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing
>this.
> >>>Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in
Sydney.
>
> >>>The
>
> >>>DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
> >>>The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and
> >>>ask
>
> >>>if they are married or seriously involved with someone.
> >>>If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random
> >>>yet
>
> >>>highly personal questions.
> >>>The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with

> >>>phone
> >>>number) for verification.
> >>>If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they

> >>>both win the prize.
> >>>
> >>>One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour
> >>>City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
> >>>thing you've
>
> >>>heard yet.
> >>>Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate
Match'?"
> >>>
> >>>Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold
> >>>Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
> >>>
> >>>Contestant: "Brian."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "Sara."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >>>
> >>>Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
> >>>said
>
> >>>that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this

> >>>morning?
> >>>
> >>>Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with

> >>>us for a couple of weeks..."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Uh huh..."
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >>>
> >>>Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
> >>>hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian onhold,
> >>>get his wife's work number and call her up.
> >>>You listen to this."
> >>>[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"
> >>>
> >>>(Touchtones.....ringing....)
> >>>
> >>>Clerk: "Kinkos."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
> >>>
> >>>Clerk: "This is she."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right
> >>>now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
> >>>
> >>>Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not
> >>>to
>
> >>>give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the
> >>>rules of 'Mate Match'?"
> >>>
> >>>Sarah: "No."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Good!"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: (laughing)
> >>>
> >>>Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
> >>>
> >>>Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> >>>completely honest."
> >>>
> >>>DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
> >>>
> >>>S