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How many Hawkes Bay high school students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Havelock High school- Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the other one.


Woodford -One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.


Lindisfarne College- None. They're all too drunk to notice and even when they're sober if they spot a hole they'll just put their willy in it.

Iona College- One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's doing manual labour.

Tamatea High school- None. That hole looks better in the dark
anyway.

St Johns- None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get a girl, get a St John's boy"

Taradale High school- Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair's still in place and two more to make sure her bag looks cool at all times.

Te Aute College- Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the bulb and one to figure out how to install it.

Karamu High school- Ten. One to change their lightbulb. One to call their dealer and eight to have a session while they wait.

Hastings Boys'- None. Everything not welded down was stolen long go.

Sacred Heart College- None. They only have to give head to a guy from one of the other schools and its done for them.

Napier Boys'- Four. One to change the lightbulb, three to count how many times he mentions rugby and rooting someones mother.

Hastings Girls'- None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to
attempt such a dangerous task.

Napier Girls'- Two. One to change the light bulb and one to
make the observation that it isn't half as bright as the light shining out of their arses.

Central and Dannevirke High school- None. Electricity has yet to make it to those towns.

Colenso High school- None. Everyone is either suspended or
wagging(including the teachers).

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